The instructions for the TENS device specifically tell you to NOT apply the electrodes in a few specific ways because this thing is neither an AED nor an electric chair.
However, judging by the Amazon results when I bought new electrodes a few days ago, applying them to your nuts is fair game.
However, judging by the Amazon results when I bought new electrodes a few days ago, applying them to your nuts is fair game.
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The instructions for the TENS device specifically tell you to NOT apply the electrodes in a few specific ways because this thing is neither an AED nor an electric chair.
However, judging by the Amazon results when I bought new electrodes a few days ago, applying them to your nuts is fair game.
However, judging by the Amazon results when I bought new electrodes a few days ago, applying them to your nuts is fair game.
So it's Steamed Hams.
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
So it's Steamed Hams.
If you teleport me out of the boss arena after the fight so I can't pick up any of the ammo or health that are left scattered around the place then you are an asshole.
And as much as it pains me to say that, Sam Lake is one of those people. Or one of his developers, but he's in charge.
And as much as it pains me to say that, Sam Lake is one of those people. Or one of his developers, but he's in charge.
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 AM
If you teleport me out of the boss arena after the fight so I can't pick up any of the ammo or health that are left scattered around the place then you are an asshole.
And as much as it pains me to say that, Sam Lake is one of those people. Or one of his developers, but he's in charge.
And as much as it pains me to say that, Sam Lake is one of those people. Or one of his developers, but he's in charge.
Still haven't found out what a "real human bean" is.
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Still haven't found out what a "real human bean" is.
...weapon.
Definitely weapon.
They used to go to war armed with these things.
Granted, that was more than six weeks ago, but it did happen.
Definitely weapon.
They used to go to war armed with these things.
Granted, that was more than six weeks ago, but it did happen.
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
...weapon.
Definitely weapon.
They used to go to war armed with these things.
Granted, that was more than six weeks ago, but it did happen.
Definitely weapon.
They used to go to war armed with these things.
Granted, that was more than six weeks ago, but it did happen.
Teaching children how the economy works, or cheesy action movie line?
You decide.
You decide.
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Teaching children how the economy works, or cheesy action movie line?
You decide.
You decide.
"It's not road legal because it can't be insured, and it can't be insured because it's not road legal."
I love circular reasoning.
I love circular reasoning.
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
"It's not road legal because it can't be insured, and it can't be insured because it's not road legal."
I love circular reasoning.
I love circular reasoning.
If you make a video game and your game has a waterfall in it and that waterfall does not have a cave hidden behind it then you have failed the assignment.
Hiding caves is what waterfalls in video games are FOR. You owe me a treasure chest at minimum.
Hiding caves is what waterfalls in video games are FOR. You owe me a treasure chest at minimum.
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
If you make a video game and your game has a waterfall in it and that waterfall does not have a cave hidden behind it then you have failed the assignment.
Hiding caves is what waterfalls in video games are FOR. You owe me a treasure chest at minimum.
Hiding caves is what waterfalls in video games are FOR. You owe me a treasure chest at minimum.
I'm not much one for flowers, but I *did* give a girl a coffee maker today.
More idiosyncratic.
More idiosyncratic.
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm not much one for flowers, but I *did* give a girl a coffee maker today.
More idiosyncratic.
More idiosyncratic.
I believe it CAN be the answer.
For example when the question is "how did Kurt Cobain die?".
For example when the question is "how did Kurt Cobain die?".
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I believe it CAN be the answer.
For example when the question is "how did Kurt Cobain die?".
For example when the question is "how did Kurt Cobain die?".
"Hospital patients and babies don't shut off the brains of people carrying them, again." is an interesting patch note.
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
"Hospital patients and babies don't shut off the brains of people carrying them, again." is an interesting patch note.
Ha.
Twitter suspended my account for "inauthentic" behaviour.
Whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean.
Twitter suspended my account for "inauthentic" behaviour.
Whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean.
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Ha.
Twitter suspended my account for "inauthentic" behaviour.
Whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean.
Twitter suspended my account for "inauthentic" behaviour.
Whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean.
Imagine Marty McFly going back thirty years to end up in 1995.
Horrible, isn't it.
Horrible, isn't it.
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Imagine Marty McFly going back thirty years to end up in 1995.
Horrible, isn't it.
Horrible, isn't it.
Apparently this JBL gaming headset was never subjected to a three foot drop test. I had to take it apart to remove the bits that had broken off because it was rattling very annoyingly. So thanks for that, JBL. I was really satisfied with this Quantum 360 until that moment.
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Apparently this JBL gaming headset was never subjected to a three foot drop test. I had to take it apart to remove the bits that had broken off because it was rattling very annoyingly. So thanks for that, JBL. I was really satisfied with this Quantum 360 until that moment.
"How to do [thing]"
"Step one: Feed a list of values into ChatGPT"
*closes tab*
Fuck you and fuck the horse you rode in on.
"Step one: Feed a list of values into ChatGPT"
*closes tab*
Fuck you and fuck the horse you rode in on.
November 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"How to do [thing]"
"Step one: Feed a list of values into ChatGPT"
*closes tab*
Fuck you and fuck the horse you rode in on.
"Step one: Feed a list of values into ChatGPT"
*closes tab*
Fuck you and fuck the horse you rode in on.
Zoomer YouTubist be like "a really long time ago, like, in the 90s or something".
My dude.
Just.
Just don't.
You can't just murder me like this.
My dude.
Just.
Just don't.
You can't just murder me like this.
November 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Zoomer YouTubist be like "a really long time ago, like, in the 90s or something".
My dude.
Just.
Just don't.
You can't just murder me like this.
My dude.
Just.
Just don't.
You can't just murder me like this.
"Billionaire dedicates his life to beating up poor people" really puts the story of Bruce Wayne into a whole different light, doesn't it.
November 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"Billionaire dedicates his life to beating up poor people" really puts the story of Bruce Wayne into a whole different light, doesn't it.
I think being able to make custom lids for whatever I want to have a new lid is one of the coolest things about having these printers.
You get a custom lid! And you get a custom lid with finger grooves! And you get a custom lid with knurling! And you get a custom lid with bellows! So handy.
You get a custom lid! And you get a custom lid with finger grooves! And you get a custom lid with knurling! And you get a custom lid with bellows! So handy.
November 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I think being able to make custom lids for whatever I want to have a new lid is one of the coolest things about having these printers.
You get a custom lid! And you get a custom lid with finger grooves! And you get a custom lid with knurling! And you get a custom lid with bellows! So handy.
You get a custom lid! And you get a custom lid with finger grooves! And you get a custom lid with knurling! And you get a custom lid with bellows! So handy.
Testicular manslaughter at 390m. That's what the game is all about.
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Testicular manslaughter at 390m. That's what the game is all about.
I made a point of uninstalling all games that I had already finished at some prior point in time. SO now all that's installed is stuff I have never finished.
Naturally this means I haven't played anything since.
Naturally this means I haven't played anything since.
November 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I made a point of uninstalling all games that I had already finished at some prior point in time. SO now all that's installed is stuff I have never finished.
Naturally this means I haven't played anything since.
Naturally this means I haven't played anything since.
Idea: Asymmetrical multiplayer game where four players play as demons desperately trying to escape the Doom Slayer.
Dead by Doomlight.
Doom by Daylight.
I dunno, bad with names.
Dead by Doomlight.
Doom by Daylight.
I dunno, bad with names.
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Idea: Asymmetrical multiplayer game where four players play as demons desperately trying to escape the Doom Slayer.
Dead by Doomlight.
Doom by Daylight.
I dunno, bad with names.
Dead by Doomlight.
Doom by Daylight.
I dunno, bad with names.
There is a brand new Simon the Sorcerer game.
Decades after the original.
It's a prequel.
...
And it stars Chris Barrie as Simon.
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
Decades after the original.
It's a prequel.
...
And it stars Chris Barrie as Simon.
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
There is a brand new Simon the Sorcerer game.
Decades after the original.
It's a prequel.
...
And it stars Chris Barrie as Simon.
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
Decades after the original.
It's a prequel.
...
And it stars Chris Barrie as Simon.
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
Since I grind straight into the moka pot's basket/funnel/whatever I don't need the container the coffee grinder grinds into... so I made a new lid for it, one without a hole, and now I can use it to keep coffee beans.
MORE 3D PRINTED COFFEE THINGS, OORAH!
MORE 3D PRINTED COFFEE THINGS, OORAH!
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Since I grind straight into the moka pot's basket/funnel/whatever I don't need the container the coffee grinder grinds into... so I made a new lid for it, one without a hole, and now I can use it to keep coffee beans.
MORE 3D PRINTED COFFEE THINGS, OORAH!
MORE 3D PRINTED COFFEE THINGS, OORAH!
For a AAA game slated for a 2026 release these sysreqs are downright restrained.
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
For a AAA game slated for a 2026 release these sysreqs are downright restrained.
The recasting of Arjun in season 4 is so bloody egregious. Brian George was such a good fit for the role.
November 2, 2025 at 10:19 AM
The recasting of Arjun in season 4 is so bloody egregious. Brian George was such a good fit for the role.