the knotty alchemist
theknottyalchemist.bsky.social
the knotty alchemist
@theknottyalchemist.bsky.social
crochet and macramé the days away 🧶
It’s only Monday. Take a chill pill with this silly little guy. 🧶
August 28, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Going into the weekend like…
August 18, 2023 at 4:06 PM
My coworker collects minions so I made this silly little guy for her. 🧶
August 17, 2023 at 12:30 PM
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August 5, 2023 at 8:47 PM
I’ve been off my silly little guy game. I’ve been trying to make some gifts… like these combo coaster/trivets. 🌈🧶
August 8, 2023 at 12:46 AM
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I miss the small trucks of the 80s & 90s. They were perfect. Large vehicles are a pain in the ass.
I was going to joke that they’re converging towards tank size but it turns out they’re already longer than tanks!!
August 6, 2023 at 2:49 PM
You used to send carrier pigeons to my front door.
you used to call me on my car phone
you used to call me on my tin can
August 2, 2023 at 12:09 AM
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Freehand.
August 1, 2023 at 2:53 PM
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Now I wanna make @pipagaopoetry.bsky.social a bok chou ive already made her a crocheted dumpling
When your bestie @madphysiologist.bsky.social asks for a crocheted bok choy, you end up with this silly little guy…. Meet Jacques Choy. He’s still deciding if he needs a fancy French mustache to complete his look. 🧶
July 31, 2023 at 8:05 PM
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Y'all should like the silly earrings feed to see awesome statement earrings like this one. 😎

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5c7wbszr62liimfa5uakeprl/feed/aaacjluhsskfm
July 31, 2023 at 11:41 PM
I missed you and your silly little guys. Glad you’re okay.
Hi, guys.

I was in the hospital. I'm ok now! It's a long story. Thank you so much to everyone who checked in on me. 🥹🧡

Fun fact: did you know that a certain angry noodle, who crochets silly little guys, also has severe ADHD, Bipolar disorder, and OCD?

🤷🏽‍♀️

Anyway, it's been a week. What I miss?
August 1, 2023 at 2:37 AM
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unlike you, i get my news from a reliable source
July 26, 2023 at 12:09 AM
Jacques Choy decided to grow a moustache because he is very fancy and very French. 🧶
July 23, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Decided he needed a little cap to finish off his yodeling baby yoda look. Now that’s a handsome silly little guy. 🧶
July 23, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Next silly little guy in progress…. Who can it be now? (Cue men at work)
July 23, 2023 at 2:25 AM
Then @madphysiologist.bsky.social asked for a baby yoda…. I decided this silly little guy was in the mood to rock some some lederhosen… 🧶
July 22, 2023 at 4:52 AM
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I'd like to milk the two people please
July 21, 2023 at 4:43 PM
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I suspect most of us go through the world being genuine and thinking everyone around them is ALSO being genuine.

But we're genuinely not being genuine, and that's why we feel scared of interacting with each other.

Cause you're gonna be misunderstood if you're not being genuine.

Genuinely. 😌
July 21, 2023 at 10:33 AM
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Thanks for introducing us, cause she's wonderful AND I got to meet her wonderful creations like

JACQUES FUCKING CHOY!!! 😤😤😤
Isn’t this so fucking FOINE? She blows my mind.
July 21, 2023 at 6:43 AM
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Wait, there's trending topics here?

SILLY LITTLE GUYS WAS TRENDING?!?! 😲

Well if y'all like silly little guys, I consider myself something of a professional crafter of said little guys. 😏

You should like this feed for more of them from crocheters and stuff 🧶

https://shorturl.at/givFY
July 19, 2023 at 4:03 PM
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@theangrynoodle.com but what about a silly fungi? 🧶🍄
July 19, 2023 at 5:43 AM
Queens in courts.
shit, i could've done
"jeans and shorts"
beans and jorts.
July 21, 2023 at 2:02 AM
When your bestie @madphysiologist.bsky.social asks for a crocheted bok choy, you end up with this silly little guy…. Meet Jacques Choy. He’s still deciding if he needs a fancy French mustache to complete his look. 🧶
July 21, 2023 at 1:39 AM
@madphysiologist.bsky.social asked for a froggy. So I made this silly little guy. His name is Ira and he’s looking at you. 🧶🐸
July 20, 2023 at 2:08 AM