Josh 'Hastyr' Sicard
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Josh 'Hastyr' Sicard
@thekinginjell-o.bsky.social
Dubbed the 'Hotdog King' by my supervisors.
19 | He/Him | Canadian
Amateur writer, musician, and graphic designer.
Professional Terry Pratchett fan.*

Banner is from 'New Mutants' (2020), Issue #1

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*GNU Pterry!
A raw as fuck line for a raw as fuck take.

I WANNA SEE MORE STARS FROM MY HOUSE!
let the night be the night motherfuckers
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE ALL-TIME BANGER THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2X-A...
They're Taking The Hobbits To Isengard HQ
YouTube video by Erwin Beekveld
m.youtube.com
August 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Lil doodle of Ewan in the lovely sweater a fan made for him at fan expo 😆 #ewanmcgregor
August 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Censorship is like using a shotgun to hunt mice. You are gonna do more damage than any mouse ever could.
August 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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this sucks so fucking bad
August 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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The people of Roswell New Mexico circa 1947
July 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Sierra.....
July 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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was eating at oki dog in hollywood and tim curry walks in. i may have stared at him too long, trying to figure out who this familiar looking guy is. he saw me and left immediately.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 17
what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?
July 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Ai could never replicate this at any level
July 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.
July 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Wrote this piece for Harpers Bazaar about the life, legacy, and hate-induced murder of Jonathan Joss through the eyes of being a Two-Spirit Native person this Pride.

I hope you take a read. For Him. For all of us. 🪶
We All Need to Be Talking About the Murder of Jonathan Joss This Pride and Beyond
The actor, who was Comanche and White Mountain Apache, was shot in a targeted hate crime while protecting his husband.
www.harpersbazaar.com
June 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“What does a human slowly going insane look like to a corporation?” Mr. Yudkowsky asked in an interview. “It looks like an additional monthly user.”
Don’t think I’ve ever muttered the words “fuck me sideways” quite so much reading a story as this one.
They Asked an A.I. Chatbot Questions. The Answers Sent Them Spiraling.
www.nytimes.com
June 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS TOO!!!
June 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Me when I have to perform the silly dance
May 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Magik
May 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Breaking news: Buttons elected Pope!
May 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
🎵I DON’T THINK YOU TRUST… IN… MY… SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE... I... CRY... WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO--🎵
💥🎸DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!🎸💥
May 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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WE COME FROM THE LAND OF ICE AND SNOW FROM THE MIDNIGHT SUN WHERE THE HOT SPRINGS FLOW
May 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
May 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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I've always been wildly curious like what is the salmon of other areas. do wisconsinites obsessively inundate their children with cheese facts
April 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
April 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM