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Kyle
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"Sometimes I feel okay about things. Not often." He/him.
Sound the @mikegolicjr.bsky.social claxon, the sickos at Reese's are cooking again.
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Yeah, but have you seen the butternaise?
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
🚨MAYOR CLAPSADDLE🚨

Let's fucking go, Deacs.
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My favorite thing about AI is how it makes the machine that does nothing but math somehow suck at math.
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Oh FUCK off
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
That's what I meant, the new bundle with ESPN. $40 and change after tax, and I was previously paying $29 just for Hulu and Disney+.
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ooooh
October 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
WHY DOES THIS WORK???
October 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Last Week Tonight remains in a class of one.

Yes, that's Nick Offerman, and yes, that phone number works, and yes, I DO recommend you dial it right now.
October 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
This is when I knew I needed to close Costco and go make breakfast for myself.
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Yeah Ryan, what about FCS?
October 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Fuuuuuuck off, 20th Anniversary. There's no way.
October 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
There's also this, though I don't know how reliable either the anonymous source OR the publication is.
October 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I personally own this one, and it's great. Same price, but it's compact, and everything is held securely and in place.

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October 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Oh my God, this is the most accurate RDR2 clip I've ever seen. I'm crying 😂😂😂
October 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This is not merely bad, it's damn near blasphemous.
October 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Every day we draw closer to the Fancy Nancy's gravy Freestyle machine becoming real and healing America.
October 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Apparently they were also more divorced looking than expected for this guy, too.
October 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Naw, man. I'd like to pass.
October 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Ellis Robinson
September 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Oh no
September 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM