Mx Jon
@thejonstaples.bsky.social
They/Them, trans/nonbinary
Mainer in the godless south (New Hampshire).
Trying to find levity in the face of *gestures broadly*.
Very strong feelings about lighthouses.
Mainer in the godless south (New Hampshire).
Trying to find levity in the face of *gestures broadly*.
Very strong feelings about lighthouses.
Game idea: Muppet Kart
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Game idea: Muppet Kart
I don't get why there are so many lewd posts on my skyline, all I do is look at the profiles of people who make lewd posts and like their lewd posts and follow them.
A mystery for the ages.
A mystery for the ages.
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I don't get why there are so many lewd posts on my skyline, all I do is look at the profiles of people who make lewd posts and like their lewd posts and follow them.
A mystery for the ages.
A mystery for the ages.
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as a non-binary person, i am equally uncomfortable in sephora and home depot
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
as a non-binary person, i am equally uncomfortable in sephora and home depot
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Embarrassing how much a viewing of the movie Clue improves my mental health.
The perfect movie.
Immaculately paced. Good clean fun.
The movie that made me gay? Scientists are still working that out :)
The perfect movie.
Immaculately paced. Good clean fun.
The movie that made me gay? Scientists are still working that out :)
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Embarrassing how much a viewing of the movie Clue improves my mental health.
The perfect movie.
Immaculately paced. Good clean fun.
The movie that made me gay? Scientists are still working that out :)
The perfect movie.
Immaculately paced. Good clean fun.
The movie that made me gay? Scientists are still working that out :)
Pirates' Booty is just Cheetos for hippies.
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Pirates' Booty is just Cheetos for hippies.
Hey all I've been out of the country without phone or internet for a week, what'd I miss?
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hey all I've been out of the country without phone or internet for a week, what'd I miss?
On a bus being subjected to the live action Lilo and Stitch. Pretty sure there are laws against this.
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
On a bus being subjected to the live action Lilo and Stitch. Pretty sure there are laws against this.
I need to stop reading the books I got on my kindle specifically to read on vacation before I leave and lose internet access for more than a week
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I need to stop reading the books I got on my kindle specifically to read on vacation before I leave and lose internet access for more than a week
Super handy working at an urgent care when my quarterly labs are due.
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Super handy working at an urgent care when my quarterly labs are due.
Oh shit I'm going to be expected to participate in Christmas again aren't I...
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Oh shit I'm going to be expected to participate in Christmas again aren't I...
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🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
It's okay to ask for help if you need it.
***This only applies to other people. I have to be able to do everything perfectly, alone, on the first try, and if I'm not successful it's a moral failing on my part.
***This only applies to other people. I have to be able to do everything perfectly, alone, on the first try, and if I'm not successful it's a moral failing on my part.
October 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It's okay to ask for help if you need it.
***This only applies to other people. I have to be able to do everything perfectly, alone, on the first try, and if I'm not successful it's a moral failing on my part.
***This only applies to other people. I have to be able to do everything perfectly, alone, on the first try, and if I'm not successful it's a moral failing on my part.
It is 4:30 and my alarm goes off at 6:00. At what point do I just give up and start the day?
October 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
It is 4:30 and my alarm goes off at 6:00. At what point do I just give up and start the day?
Everyone is laughing and making jokes, but as a plane expert I just want to let you all know that planes only do that when they're very sick or in grave distress.
October 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Everyone is laughing and making jokes, but as a plane expert I just want to let you all know that planes only do that when they're very sick or in grave distress.
Between this, a general feeling of "might cry at any moment for no reason" and the fact that someone pulled up to my neighbor's house at four in the morning and laid on the horn for a full 30 minutes, I'm not doing so hot today.
My cat killed a mouse last night and disposing of the remains threw off my morning routine so much that I forgot to take my meds, so now I get to [insert word that isn't as gross as "raw dog" but conveys the same meaning here] my 12 hour shift.
Yaay...
Yaay...
October 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Between this, a general feeling of "might cry at any moment for no reason" and the fact that someone pulled up to my neighbor's house at four in the morning and laid on the horn for a full 30 minutes, I'm not doing so hot today.
TV show with real-time pacing a-la 24 or The Pitt about a down-on-his-luck werewolf desperately looking for a safe place to lock himself up before nightfall
October 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
TV show with real-time pacing a-la 24 or The Pitt about a down-on-his-luck werewolf desperately looking for a safe place to lock himself up before nightfall
My cat killed a mouse last night and disposing of the remains threw off my morning routine so much that I forgot to take my meds, so now I get to [insert word that isn't as gross as "raw dog" but conveys the same meaning here] my 12 hour shift.
Yaay...
Yaay...
October 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My cat killed a mouse last night and disposing of the remains threw off my morning routine so much that I forgot to take my meds, so now I get to [insert word that isn't as gross as "raw dog" but conveys the same meaning here] my 12 hour shift.
Yaay...
Yaay...
Just once I wish Jan Brady whipped out a "You're not my real dad, MIKE!"
It never sat right with me that Carol Brady's daughters all took Mike's last name when she got married.
October 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Just once I wish Jan Brady whipped out a "You're not my real dad, MIKE!"
It never sat right with me that Carol Brady's daughters all took Mike's last name when she got married.
October 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It never sat right with me that Carol Brady's daughters all took Mike's last name when she got married.
I always misplace my hearing protection in the workshop because they're all black. Legit thinking about getting some brightly colored kittycat ears for them, just to make them more visible.
October 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I always misplace my hearing protection in the workshop because they're all black. Legit thinking about getting some brightly colored kittycat ears for them, just to make them more visible.
I did all of the end-of-semester course reviews for Joel Stapleton at the University of Trinidad and Tobago for maybe three years running.
also in my inbox this morning, my name-twin in Ireland continues to sign me up for things
if I knew her actual email address, I would let her know
but apparently *she* doesn't know her actual email address
if I knew her actual email address, I would let her know
but apparently *she* doesn't know her actual email address
October 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I did all of the end-of-semester course reviews for Joel Stapleton at the University of Trinidad and Tobago for maybe three years running.
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I CAN SMELL THE RADIATOR TURNED ON AND INSTINCTUALLY MY BRAIN STEM SAID RELEASE THAT SHIT AND THE AUTUMN COZY NEUROCHEMICAL REACTION BEGINS
October 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I CAN SMELL THE RADIATOR TURNED ON AND INSTINCTUALLY MY BRAIN STEM SAID RELEASE THAT SHIT AND THE AUTUMN COZY NEUROCHEMICAL REACTION BEGINS
Someday "You know, *I* was one of the Portland protest frogs" will be used to chat someone up up in a bar. And it'll work.
October 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Someday "You know, *I* was one of the Portland protest frogs" will be used to chat someone up up in a bar. And it'll work.
October 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM