Jon Hyman
@thejonhyman.bsky.social
Lawyer (management-side employment & labor, and beer), blogger, podcaster, husband, dad (humans and dog), alt and indie music lover. I believe in democracy. I hate fascists.
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I am proud to have been 1 of 3,500(!) to show up and protest #NoKings in Strongsville, Ohio — a red city that Trump won in 2024 with 58% of the vote.
October 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I am proud to have been 1 of 3,500(!) to show up and protest #NoKings in Strongsville, Ohio — a red city that Trump won in 2024 with 58% of the vote.
When my kids were little, one of my favorite books to read to them was “He Came With the Couch” by David Slonim. It’s a hilarious story about a family that brings home a new couch, only to discover it comes with a mysterious blue creature already sitting on it. I think it’s time for a sequal.
July 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
When my kids were little, one of my favorite books to read to them was “He Came With the Couch” by David Slonim. It’s a hilarious story about a family that brings home a new couch, only to discover it comes with a mysterious blue creature already sitting on it. I think it’s time for a sequal.
As we debate whether the Epstein files will or won’t end Trump’s presidency and make JD Vance the next POTUS, let’s never forget…
JD Vance fucked a couch.
JD Vance fucked a couch.
July 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
As we debate whether the Epstein files will or won’t end Trump’s presidency and make JD Vance the next POTUS, let’s never forget…
JD Vance fucked a couch.
JD Vance fucked a couch.
Appeal successful. Post restored.
July 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Appeal successful. Post restored.
Hey LinkedIn — a post about the Gestapo-like tactics that ICE is currently deploying is neither bullying nor harassment. Please don’t give in to those who want to hide the truth of what’s really happening in America.
July 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hey LinkedIn — a post about the Gestapo-like tactics that ICE is currently deploying is neither bullying nor harassment. Please don’t give in to those who want to hide the truth of what’s really happening in America.
America is officially in the concentration camp business.
July 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
America is officially in the concentration camp business.
Welcome to the new legal regime: one where rights exist until the president says otherwise, and the courts are forbidden to stop him. Because a right you can’t enforce is no right at all.
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June 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Welcome to the new legal regime: one where rights exist until the president says otherwise, and the courts are forbidden to stop him. Because a right you can’t enforce is no right at all.
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We've become everything we've fought against for 249 years open.substack.com/pub/jonhyman...
June 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
We've become everything we've fought against for 249 years open.substack.com/pub/jonhyman...
The Dr. Strangelove sequel no one asked for.
June 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The Dr. Strangelove sequel no one asked for.
This week delivered a one-two punch to transgender youth: SCOTUS gave states the green light to ban puberty blockers and hormone therapy, and HHS announced it will shut down the LGBTQ+ Youth Specialized Services program of the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline on 7/17. It's cruelty disguised as policy.
June 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This week delivered a one-two punch to transgender youth: SCOTUS gave states the green light to ban puberty blockers and hormone therapy, and HHS announced it will shut down the LGBTQ+ Youth Specialized Services program of the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline on 7/17. It's cruelty disguised as policy.
The G7 Summit had a surprise visitor after Trump left.
June 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The G7 Summit had a surprise visitor after Trump left.
“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever.” George Orwell, 1984.
It was a warning, not a playbook.
And yet—here we are.
#SenatorAlexPadilla
It was a warning, not a playbook.
And yet—here we are.
#SenatorAlexPadilla
June 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever.” George Orwell, 1984.
It was a warning, not a playbook.
And yet—here we are.
#SenatorAlexPadilla
It was a warning, not a playbook.
And yet—here we are.
#SenatorAlexPadilla
Trump is quite the accomplished flautist.
Every time he opens his mouth—
He flouts the truth.
He flouts the law.
He flouts reality.
Every time he opens his mouth—
He flouts the truth.
He flouts the law.
He flouts reality.
June 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Trump is quite the accomplished flautist.
Every time he opens his mouth—
He flouts the truth.
He flouts the law.
He flouts reality.
Every time he opens his mouth—
He flouts the truth.
He flouts the law.
He flouts reality.
Sign my petition. Let's make June 14 National Bruce Springsteen Day. Because America deserves better than a birthday party for Trump. chng.it/mhFbrqqNZr #BruceSpringsteen
May 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sign my petition. Let's make June 14 National Bruce Springsteen Day. Because America deserves better than a birthday party for Trump. chng.it/mhFbrqqNZr #BruceSpringsteen
Vote, and help Dante become Cleveland's Cutest Pet. clevelandmagazine.com/cutestpet#/r...
May 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Vote, and help Dante become Cleveland's Cutest Pet. clevelandmagazine.com/cutestpet#/r...
Come on you Gunners!!!
May 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Come on you Gunners!!!
We can only hope JD Vance’s ominous streak continues.
May 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
We can only hope JD Vance’s ominous streak continues.
Rock ‘n’ roll is alive ‘n’ well! #JackWhite @officialjackwhite.bsky.social
April 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Rock ‘n’ roll is alive ‘n’ well! #JackWhite @officialjackwhite.bsky.social
Wow, who could’ve guessed that slapping tariffs on everything would mess with your 401(k)? Oh right—literally every economist ever.
April 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Wow, who could’ve guessed that slapping tariffs on everything would mess with your 401(k)? Oh right—literally every economist ever.
Heard Island has spoken. The penguins will not be silenced.
April 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Heard Island has spoken. The penguins will not be silenced.
Trump is intentionally tanking our economy, either to financially benefit himself, to consolidate power in himself, or both. There is no other explanation that makes sense out of these tariffs.
April 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Trump is intentionally tanking our economy, either to financially benefit himself, to consolidate power in himself, or both. There is no other explanation that makes sense out of these tariffs.
Leaving this here for anyone who needs to see this today.
April 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Leaving this here for anyone who needs to see this today.