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The Jonestown Jamboree
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Came back because I hate myself, but love (some of) you. Amateur shitposter. Scumbo leftist. LLM hater.

he/him.

https://jorts.horse/@thejonestownjamboree on mastodon
I remember these!

NGL, my 12 year old mind was blown by bbq pizza. BBQ sauce?! Might as well been the year 2000 in my little rural shit town.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
where was I crowing about this, dipshit?

lol why you trying to start beef where there isn't, nerd
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Aside, but holy shit someone in that thread literally defends AI by saying "if it wasn't for AI propping everything up, the economy wouldn't grow and we'd be screwed"

Jesus fucking Christ capitalism is stupid as hell lol
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
They're minds would be really blown when they find out there are whole ass swaths of the country where you order from Sysco/US Foods or you don't get anything cuz they're the only game in town.
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
But everything at my favorite fancy restaurant comes from bespoke hyper-local farms all the time!

What do you mean lemons don't grow in our climate zone?
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Christ I could go on and on lol

Most foodies are insufferable.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Them kidnappers in 2003 could have done the some really hilarious things with their chuckle pal Eddie. Just rib-tickling boners for sure.

But alas, here we are.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Simonized shower.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
But goddamn do I love turkey day food.

I wish we could divorce all the bullshit around Thanksgiving and make a better holiday where we all get to eat delicious stuff together. Just everyone eating themselves into a coma Amerifat-style but like, celebrate new better things.

Eh. Never happen.
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
YES. Ham is an acknowledgement that you're OK with people telling you how to live your life.

You look your shitty aunt and uncle with their horrible children in the eye and you tell them to fuck straight off. Eat the delicious turkey or go to Waffle House.
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Yeah I found a bunch of they vids on topic that got me excited.

After a few it got a no from me. What a waste.
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Damn it, now I want a 5-way.
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
99% sure it's an AI account set to post slop like a centrist lib after looking at more posts. Reeks of it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
That whole "news" account reeks of AI gen slop. Like I can see the visible stink lines coming off it. lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"You'd think businesses would be pushing to take healthcare off their payroll" confusion goes away when people understand that employers are fine with them being in control of you having/not having healthcare.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I mean, most employers are fine with this system too. It gives them a mechanism of control over their employees. They probably get more out of that than what they spend.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
We're not the ones you should be apologizing to

What about that bus load of children?
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Oh my God!

Is he ok?
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"It's not chili!"

Yah lots of things are named in ways you don't expect. How did you make it to adulthood?
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM