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NGL, my 12 year old mind was blown by bbq pizza. BBQ sauce?! Might as well been the year 2000 in my little rural shit town.
NGL, my 12 year old mind was blown by bbq pizza. BBQ sauce?! Might as well been the year 2000 in my little rural shit town.
lol why you trying to start beef where there isn't, nerd
lol why you trying to start beef where there isn't, nerd
Jesus fucking Christ capitalism is stupid as hell lol
Jesus fucking Christ capitalism is stupid as hell lol
What do you mean lemons don't grow in our climate zone?
What do you mean lemons don't grow in our climate zone?
Most foodies are insufferable.
Most foodies are insufferable.
But alas, here we are.
But alas, here we are.
I wish we could divorce all the bullshit around Thanksgiving and make a better holiday where we all get to eat delicious stuff together. Just everyone eating themselves into a coma Amerifat-style but like, celebrate new better things.
Eh. Never happen.
I wish we could divorce all the bullshit around Thanksgiving and make a better holiday where we all get to eat delicious stuff together. Just everyone eating themselves into a coma Amerifat-style but like, celebrate new better things.
Eh. Never happen.
You look your shitty aunt and uncle with their horrible children in the eye and you tell them to fuck straight off. Eat the delicious turkey or go to Waffle House.
You look your shitty aunt and uncle with their horrible children in the eye and you tell them to fuck straight off. Eat the delicious turkey or go to Waffle House.
After a few it got a no from me. What a waste.
After a few it got a no from me. What a waste.
What about that bus load of children?
What about that bus load of children?
Is he ok?
Is he ok?
Yah lots of things are named in ways you don't expect. How did you make it to adulthood?
Yah lots of things are named in ways you don't expect. How did you make it to adulthood?