@thejimmymurray.bsky.social
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Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again
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Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again
HOUSTON—Coming to terms with its diminished status after thousands of years as a venerated deity commanding pure devotion, the sun admitted this week that it was unsure what it had to do to get humans to worship it again. “Last year I tried this huge total eclipse, and that didn’t do shit,” the sun said […]
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January 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again
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lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
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Meanwhile, here is a picture of Jubilee and Robin smooching.
January 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Meanwhile, here is a picture of Jubilee and Robin smooching.
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In 1922 Alfred Stieglitz made a series of photographs of cloudy skies, calling them Equivalents because they matched an emotion or mood he was feeling.
This is my Equivalent for today.
This is my Equivalent for today.
January 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
In 1922 Alfred Stieglitz made a series of photographs of cloudy skies, calling them Equivalents because they matched an emotion or mood he was feeling.
This is my Equivalent for today.
This is my Equivalent for today.
God, that crab's everyone waking up March 15, 2020.
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
God, that crab's everyone waking up March 15, 2020.
@titusnation.bsky.social watched. I now have closure. tysm; keep being awesome
If you’ve never seen it, you can binge watch all episodes of my sitcom TITUS at Christophertitustv on you tube. PLUS we shot a series finale during covid with the whole cast. “The homecoming” we even got Keach.
January 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
@titusnation.bsky.social watched. I now have closure. tysm; keep being awesome
WHAT?!?! YES!!!
If you’ve never seen it, you can binge watch all episodes of my sitcom TITUS at Christophertitustv on you tube. PLUS we shot a series finale during covid with the whole cast. “The homecoming” we even got Keach.
January 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
WHAT?!?! YES!!!
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Comedian, commentator and all around good guy, Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social has had a belly full of Zuck and is focusing on moving his community of followers here. Let's give them a warm welcome and follow shall we?
January 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Comedian, commentator and all around good guy, Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social has had a belly full of Zuck and is focusing on moving his community of followers here. Let's give them a warm welcome and follow shall we?
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replying "I really hope you're being sarcastic" under every Onion article
January 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
replying "I really hope you're being sarcastic" under every Onion article
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Hard to process the devastation I’ve witnessed in the last two days. Still in a state of shock for those who have lost so much in such a short period of time. #NoWords 💔
January 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hard to process the devastation I’ve witnessed in the last two days. Still in a state of shock for those who have lost so much in such a short period of time. #NoWords 💔
No President Musk at Carter's celebration of life. 🤔
January 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
No President Musk at Carter's celebration of life. 🤔
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Memories.
January 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Memories.
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we're thrilled to share that we've started the year with a new addition to our team! he's extremely smart, capable, charming, persuasive, and boasts a wealth of museum experience
January 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
we're thrilled to share that we've started the year with a new addition to our team! he's extremely smart, capable, charming, persuasive, and boasts a wealth of museum experience
In a touching tribute to Jimmy Carter, people will be lining up around the block for miles.
December 30, 2024 at 7:24 AM
In a touching tribute to Jimmy Carter, people will be lining up around the block for miles.
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas." We know, maga, we know.
December 30, 2024 at 7:21 AM
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas." We know, maga, we know.
If business history repeats, then President Musk's cabinet will be recalled in a year.
December 21, 2024 at 11:36 PM
If business history repeats, then President Musk's cabinet will be recalled in a year.
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Is this my regular anxiety, my parent anxiety, or my critical care anxiety kicking in
December 18, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Is this my regular anxiety, my parent anxiety, or my critical care anxiety kicking in
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The opportunity costs of “let’s debate vaccines!” Is going to be massive and emblematic of the “we’ll settle this on Joe Rogan” mode of politics. danieldrezner.substack.com/p/the-opport...
The Opportunity Costs of Having a Big Debate
Relitigating every expert consensus is going to be exhausting.
danieldrezner.substack.com
December 16, 2024 at 1:01 PM
The opportunity costs of “let’s debate vaccines!” Is going to be massive and emblematic of the “we’ll settle this on Joe Rogan” mode of politics. danieldrezner.substack.com/p/the-opport...
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Syrian government appears to have fallen in stunning end to 50-year rule of Assad family apnews.com/article/syri...
Syrian government appears to have fallen in stunning end to 50-year rule of Assad family
The Syrian government appeared to have fallen early Sunday in a stunning end to the 50-year rule of the Assad family after a lightning rebel offensive.
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December 8, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Syrian government appears to have fallen in stunning end to 50-year rule of Assad family apnews.com/article/syri...
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Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth
Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth
LOS ANGELES—Appearing stumped by the convicted murderers’ testimony, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Jesic reportedly delayed his decision Thursday in the resentencing of Lyle and Erik Menend...
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December 5, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth
Hey, I've been turned into a cow, can I go home?
December 5, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Hey, I've been turned into a cow, can I go home?