Your biometric scan shows cortisol levels elevated by 12%.
Recommended Treatment: One Medium Latte.
Sip. Smile. Repeat.
Mandatory joy protocol complete.
You are now 1.6% closer to optimal mood calibration.
#fuckcorporateidiocy
Your biometric scan shows cortisol levels elevated by 12%.
Recommended Treatment: One Medium Latte.
Sip. Smile. Repeat.
Mandatory joy protocol complete.
You are now 1.6% closer to optimal mood calibration.
#fuckcorporateidiocy
here we go
hold on to your lily white butts
here we go
hold on to your lily white butts
hey Bluesky, what’s up? 👋
hey Bluesky, what’s up? 👋
GET TO WORK. THIS IS WHAT SWINGS THE TIDE. STOP FUCKING AROUND.
GET TO WORK. THIS IS WHAT SWINGS THE TIDE. STOP FUCKING AROUND.