JakenBacon
@thejakenbacon.bsky.social
The shitposting will continue until morale improves.
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Trying to raise a child to celebrate both Happy Honda Days and the Lexus December To Remember Sales Event is difficult.
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Trying to raise a child to celebrate both Happy Honda Days and the Lexus December To Remember Sales Event is difficult.
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My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
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beginning my football analysis with the words "well, from a football standpoint,"
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
beginning my football analysis with the words "well, from a football standpoint,"
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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If I had a nickel for every person I had to carefully navigate around lately, I'd have a lot of nickels. It's baffling, no one's watching where they're going at all.
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If I had a nickel for every person I had to carefully navigate around lately, I'd have a lot of nickels. It's baffling, no one's watching where they're going at all.
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December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I’m going to get in trouble for this, but fuck it.
I’ve been at this a long time. Games culture wants the spoils of cultural sophistication without doing the work. It wants a guarantee that the intention to make work guarantees not just a living but a thriving one. It is a medium for children.
I’ve been at this a long time. Games culture wants the spoils of cultural sophistication without doing the work. It wants a guarantee that the intention to make work guarantees not just a living but a thriving one. It is a medium for children.
Despite the controversy, Horses is only shocking if you're unfamiliar with the history movies, theater, literature, or basically any art form that does not have stats. aftermath.site/horses-indie-g...
Horses Is Tame
Horses, the indie game that is too scandalous for either Valve or Epic, is only beyond the pale if you're not familiar with any other art form.
aftermath.site
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’m going to get in trouble for this, but fuck it.
I’ve been at this a long time. Games culture wants the spoils of cultural sophistication without doing the work. It wants a guarantee that the intention to make work guarantees not just a living but a thriving one. It is a medium for children.
I’ve been at this a long time. Games culture wants the spoils of cultural sophistication without doing the work. It wants a guarantee that the intention to make work guarantees not just a living but a thriving one. It is a medium for children.
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The default posture of the Democrats to the GOP is the “fever will break.” That’s been their stance for over 40 years, meanwhile the fucking patient (America) is almost dead.
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The default posture of the Democrats to the GOP is the “fever will break.” That’s been their stance for over 40 years, meanwhile the fucking patient (America) is almost dead.
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Buddy, I gotta tell you, if I was a GOP representative, my ass would not feel comfortable watching a 15-point swing in a deeply red district ahead of a midterm where the President has been behaving erratically while consistently growing more historically unpopular.
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Buddy, I gotta tell you, if I was a GOP representative, my ass would not feel comfortable watching a 15-point swing in a deeply red district ahead of a midterm where the President has been behaving erratically while consistently growing more historically unpopular.
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So the TN-07 special election looks like it's going to go to the Republicans by about 5-6 points.
In a state Trump carried last year by *22 points.*
That's a 16-17 point swing. Even losing this one should make Republicans shit themselves.
In a state Trump carried last year by *22 points.*
That's a 16-17 point swing. Even losing this one should make Republicans shit themselves.
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
So the TN-07 special election looks like it's going to go to the Republicans by about 5-6 points.
In a state Trump carried last year by *22 points.*
That's a 16-17 point swing. Even losing this one should make Republicans shit themselves.
In a state Trump carried last year by *22 points.*
That's a 16-17 point swing. Even losing this one should make Republicans shit themselves.
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Hegseth is very transparently blaming a Navy admiral for his own decision. Let this be a lesson for every other military officer: The Trump administration will issue unlawful orders, then blame you for following them.
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hegseth is very transparently blaming a Navy admiral for his own decision. Let this be a lesson for every other military officer: The Trump administration will issue unlawful orders, then blame you for following them.
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#Xenoblade2_fes25
Happy 8th Anniversary!
Happy 8th Anniversary!
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
#Xenoblade2_fes25
Happy 8th Anniversary!
Happy 8th Anniversary!
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It's okay for some campaign promises to be about optics rather than policy. "We're going to bulldoze his monument to himself on Day One and rebuild the East Wing" would be a very good one for 2028.
“It is something that has been needed and desired at the White House for over 150 years, but something which no other President was equipped to do…”
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It's okay for some campaign promises to be about optics rather than policy. "We're going to bulldoze his monument to himself on Day One and rebuild the East Wing" would be a very good one for 2028.
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
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Black Ops 7 is a failure to be celebrated.
It is the vanguard of the worst possible iteration of the game's industry and I pray its abject failure staves off a disastrous second half of the decade.
Devs and players alike benefit from this game's poor sales.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6udz...
It is the vanguard of the worst possible iteration of the game's industry and I pray its abject failure staves off a disastrous second half of the decade.
Devs and players alike benefit from this game's poor sales.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6udz...
Black Ops 7 is a Failure to be Celebrated
YouTube video by Bricky
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November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Black Ops 7 is a failure to be celebrated.
It is the vanguard of the worst possible iteration of the game's industry and I pray its abject failure staves off a disastrous second half of the decade.
Devs and players alike benefit from this game's poor sales.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6udz...
It is the vanguard of the worst possible iteration of the game's industry and I pray its abject failure staves off a disastrous second half of the decade.
Devs and players alike benefit from this game's poor sales.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6udz...
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Gotta give it to Jon Chu for believing that the second act of Wicked sucks, throwing his hands up in the air, and just making absolutely no attempt to produce anything even remotely interesting
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Gotta give it to Jon Chu for believing that the second act of Wicked sucks, throwing his hands up in the air, and just making absolutely no attempt to produce anything even remotely interesting
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1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
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'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
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November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
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it is true that trump sucks and is shitty, but it is also true that he is incredibly susceptible to the jangling of keys, and it is wild that no democrat until Mamdani has figured this out
the democrats not having a single idea how to play the world's biggest and most suggestible egomaniac is yet another reason they belong on the scrap heap of history
It’s cool that Zohran was able to find common ground with Trump on material issues of affordability while the rest of the Democratic Party has only found common ground with him on hating and harming trans people.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
it is true that trump sucks and is shitty, but it is also true that he is incredibly susceptible to the jangling of keys, and it is wild that no democrat until Mamdani has figured this out
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the democrats not having a single idea how to play the world's biggest and most suggestible egomaniac is yet another reason they belong on the scrap heap of history
It’s cool that Zohran was able to find common ground with Trump on material issues of affordability while the rest of the Democratic Party has only found common ground with him on hating and harming trans people.
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
the democrats not having a single idea how to play the world's biggest and most suggestible egomaniac is yet another reason they belong on the scrap heap of history
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DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
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