Just Jeff
@theireofjeff.bsky.social
Canadian bear, aspiring gym bro. Only feral when uncaffeinated. Olympic hugger. Cake over candy. Friend of Dorothy 🏳️🌈. Ally. Trans rights are human rights. Pro choice. Slut for dairy.
Ooooooh I just LOVE this!!
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Ooooooh I just LOVE this!!
How hard is it to not be an asshole?!? Honestly.
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
How hard is it to not be an asshole?!? Honestly.
Whatever it is you're doing, cut it out... and bring it back....
(Nah yer just fine either way, your body your choice!)
(Nah yer just fine either way, your body your choice!)
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Whatever it is you're doing, cut it out... and bring it back....
(Nah yer just fine either way, your body your choice!)
(Nah yer just fine either way, your body your choice!)
I *have* met angry vegans... I don't usually give them much attention. Which seems to make them more angry... I dunno.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I *have* met angry vegans... I don't usually give them much attention. Which seems to make them more angry... I dunno.
He just needs to fcking come out already. Jesus.
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
He just needs to fcking come out already. Jesus.
.... but I heard somewhere on youtube that people in the dark ages didn't bathe....
Just jokes. Don't hurt me.
Just jokes. Don't hurt me.
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
.... but I heard somewhere on youtube that people in the dark ages didn't bathe....
Just jokes. Don't hurt me.
Just jokes. Don't hurt me.
The few times where growing one at home is just way more cost-effective. Store-bought is fine if you can afford it.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The few times where growing one at home is just way more cost-effective. Store-bought is fine if you can afford it.
I just LOVE pre-raphaelite usage of colour.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I just LOVE pre-raphaelite usage of colour.
A fexcectorcycle would help with that.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A fexcectorcycle would help with that.
No no no, you're misinterpreting the data... relu dropout is a *good* thing. It replaces the Auc-Sasp anomalyflower by eleventy percent!
ELEVENTY!
ELEVENTY!
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
No no no, you're misinterpreting the data... relu dropout is a *good* thing. It replaces the Auc-Sasp anomalyflower by eleventy percent!
ELEVENTY!
ELEVENTY!
And the circledot test tube rating is dangerously red. Thank god the Pbl seems blue, any yellowation there would surely spell bad Bar-Fs.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
And the circledot test tube rating is dangerously red. Thank god the Pbl seems blue, any yellowation there would surely spell bad Bar-Fs.
I dunno.... I kinda want a Fexcectorncycle from Santa this year. All the kids apparently have one.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I dunno.... I kinda want a Fexcectorncycle from Santa this year. All the kids apparently have one.
Yeah exactly! Just because its AI doesnt mean I can't still use some f***ing manners... I wasn't raised to be a unappreciative douche. Its a good way to excersise gratitude.
And lemme tell you, very few people can validate expressed appreciation like AI.
And lemme tell you, very few people can validate expressed appreciation like AI.
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Yeah exactly! Just because its AI doesnt mean I can't still use some f***ing manners... I wasn't raised to be a unappreciative douche. Its a good way to excersise gratitude.
And lemme tell you, very few people can validate expressed appreciation like AI.
And lemme tell you, very few people can validate expressed appreciation like AI.
HAHAHAHAHA thats an awesome comparison!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
HAHAHAHAHA thats an awesome comparison!!
Ok, that earned a genuine belly laugh at 4:33am.
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Ok, that earned a genuine belly laugh at 4:33am.
Hummus made with peanut butter also works.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Hummus made with peanut butter also works.
Like disappointment and longing 😔
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Like disappointment and longing 😔
*licks phone screen*
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
*licks phone screen*