TheHensei ⛩️
@thehensei.bsky.social
I don’t have all the answers only the right ones. ATL, HO 📍♏️
#Blerd #Soloprenuer #Writer #Reader ΑΦΑ
#Blerd #Soloprenuer #Writer #Reader ΑΦΑ
You know exactly why I’m here
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
You know exactly why I’m here
Getting paid while you off is a level of bliss I can’t even begin to explain.
Just thankful 🙏🏾
Just thankful 🙏🏾
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Getting paid while you off is a level of bliss I can’t even begin to explain.
Just thankful 🙏🏾
Just thankful 🙏🏾
On my LA wave today
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
On my LA wave today
I’ve lowkey built a hyper dependency on the gym. I literally don’t feel like myself if I go 3-4 days without touching iron.
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’ve lowkey built a hyper dependency on the gym. I literally don’t feel like myself if I go 3-4 days without touching iron.
Happy 12th year Alphaversary to I.C.P.O.T.S ❄️❄️❄️
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Happy 12th year Alphaversary to I.C.P.O.T.S ❄️❄️❄️
No one talks about how feral you become after you bounce back from being sick. I'm up in Marshall's doing my monthly thrift raid and done spotted at least 3 lovely middle-aged women I would do unspeakable things to.
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
No one talks about how feral you become after you bounce back from being sick. I'm up in Marshall's doing my monthly thrift raid and done spotted at least 3 lovely middle-aged women I would do unspeakable things to.
What we talkin bout?
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
What we talkin bout?
Morning walk. It’s beautiful out. Happy November.
November 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Morning walk. It’s beautiful out. Happy November.
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was not familiar with Mia X game. She was really sliding back then. Tf happened to her career?
October 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I was not familiar with Mia X game. She was really sliding back then. Tf happened to her career?
I have tried every high end lip balm you can think of. The OG of them all STILL remains undefeated
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have tried every high end lip balm you can think of. The OG of them all STILL remains undefeated
*Sees multiple "alleged" reports of women being violated by Alpha men down my SL*
Me:
Me:
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
*Sees multiple "alleged" reports of women being violated by Alpha men down my SL*
Me:
Me:
We beat the Bills but get blown out by the team who’s quarterback is two tackles away from developing full blown CTE 🤦🏾♂️
Make it make SENSE
#risetfup
Make it make SENSE
#risetfup
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We beat the Bills but get blown out by the team who’s quarterback is two tackles away from developing full blown CTE 🤦🏾♂️
Make it make SENSE
#risetfup
Make it make SENSE
#risetfup
October 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Another morning of me not waking up with toes in my mouth
October 22, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Another morning of me not waking up with toes in my mouth
It could all be so simple
October 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It could all be so simple
Maturing is realizing this album belongs in Drake’s top 3.
Ready to squabble up with any and everybody over this.
Ready to squabble up with any and everybody over this.
October 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Maturing is realizing this album belongs in Drake’s top 3.
Ready to squabble up with any and everybody over this.
Ready to squabble up with any and everybody over this.
I rarely talk about what I do for a living on here but to keep it simple - I’m a Career Matchmaking Alchemist.
Received this update from a client last week. Took her from retail making $132K to a senior role in supply chain mgmt making $220K with a $15K signing bonus + equity.
I’m GOATED forever.
Received this update from a client last week. Took her from retail making $132K to a senior role in supply chain mgmt making $220K with a $15K signing bonus + equity.
I’m GOATED forever.
October 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I rarely talk about what I do for a living on here but to keep it simple - I’m a Career Matchmaking Alchemist.
Received this update from a client last week. Took her from retail making $132K to a senior role in supply chain mgmt making $220K with a $15K signing bonus + equity.
I’m GOATED forever.
Received this update from a client last week. Took her from retail making $132K to a senior role in supply chain mgmt making $220K with a $15K signing bonus + equity.
I’m GOATED forever.
Spellhouse homecoming this weekend, chapter getting in formation and I have not an ounce of nalia to my name lmao. What have I become 😭
I'M WASHED!!!!
I'M WASHED!!!!
October 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Spellhouse homecoming this weekend, chapter getting in formation and I have not an ounce of nalia to my name lmao. What have I become 😭
I'M WASHED!!!!
I'M WASHED!!!!
So I was in the middle of a (very important) client call yesterday and my office building decided to turn auto-off up to the fucking max. I played it cool but I had to repeatedly get up and wave my hands around like a maniac to keep the lights on.
Still closed the deal tho. We ball regardless 🏀
Still closed the deal tho. We ball regardless 🏀
October 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
So I was in the middle of a (very important) client call yesterday and my office building decided to turn auto-off up to the fucking max. I played it cool but I had to repeatedly get up and wave my hands around like a maniac to keep the lights on.
Still closed the deal tho. We ball regardless 🏀
Still closed the deal tho. We ball regardless 🏀