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@thehelenfromhr.bsky.social
31, 100% Qveen Herby Stan, casual drag queen, out and proud gay demisexual human, passionate accountant. Kinky AF. Honestly DM me, let’s be friends.
📍Chicago
📍Chicago
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Just resigned my lease for two more years and they only raised my rent $50! The universe said “you staying right there!!”
AND I’M THRILLED ABOUT THAT
AND I’M THRILLED ABOUT THAT
July 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Just resigned my lease for two more years and they only raised my rent $50! The universe said “you staying right there!!”
AND I’M THRILLED ABOUT THAT
AND I’M THRILLED ABOUT THAT
Everything I learn about JoJo Siwa I learn against my will
Chris Hughes tells E! News that JoJo Siwa calls his private parts Jimmy and Timmy.
July 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Everything I learn about JoJo Siwa I learn against my will
Got these face masks from target and THEY ARE SO GOOD. And they’re cheap. Lol. My face is like tight AF and I can barely move my lips.
July 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Got these face masks from target and THEY ARE SO GOOD. And they’re cheap. Lol. My face is like tight AF and I can barely move my lips.
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Rabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign Dignitary
Rabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign Dignitary
WASHINGTON—In what may be their first apology issued for the behavior of a Cabinet member, White House officials reportedly apologized to a foreign dignitary Tuesday after the man was bitten by a rabi...
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July 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Rabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign Dignitary
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Setlist for Lady Gaga’s MAYHEM Ball tour:
Bloody Mary
Abracadabra
Judas
Aura
Scheiße
Garden Of Eden
Poker Face
Perfect Celebrity
Disease
Paparazzi
LoveGame
Alejandro
The Beast
Killah
Zombieboy
LoveDrug
Applause
Just Dance
(1/2)
Bloody Mary
Abracadabra
Judas
Aura
Scheiße
Garden Of Eden
Poker Face
Perfect Celebrity
Disease
Paparazzi
LoveGame
Alejandro
The Beast
Killah
Zombieboy
LoveDrug
Applause
Just Dance
(1/2)
July 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Setlist for Lady Gaga’s MAYHEM Ball tour:
Bloody Mary
Abracadabra
Judas
Aura
Scheiße
Garden Of Eden
Poker Face
Perfect Celebrity
Disease
Paparazzi
LoveGame
Alejandro
The Beast
Killah
Zombieboy
LoveDrug
Applause
Just Dance
(1/2)
Bloody Mary
Abracadabra
Judas
Aura
Scheiße
Garden Of Eden
Poker Face
Perfect Celebrity
Disease
Paparazzi
LoveGame
Alejandro
The Beast
Killah
Zombieboy
LoveDrug
Applause
Just Dance
(1/2)
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SZA responds to Nicki Minaj regarding her success:
“You absolutely know my music and what I contribute cause you’ve asked for features twice to no response . In addition to rapping my lyrics on feeling myself ‘Cooking up the bass looking like a kilo’? Lol ur having a moment”
“You absolutely know my music and what I contribute cause you’ve asked for features twice to no response . In addition to rapping my lyrics on feeling myself ‘Cooking up the bass looking like a kilo’? Lol ur having a moment”
July 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
SZA responds to Nicki Minaj regarding her success:
“You absolutely know my music and what I contribute cause you’ve asked for features twice to no response . In addition to rapping my lyrics on feeling myself ‘Cooking up the bass looking like a kilo’? Lol ur having a moment”
“You absolutely know my music and what I contribute cause you’ve asked for features twice to no response . In addition to rapping my lyrics on feeling myself ‘Cooking up the bass looking like a kilo’? Lol ur having a moment”
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Happy International Non-Binary People's Day! 🟡⚪️🟣⚫️
I am a Non-Binary person myself, and I love my fellow enby friends! Remember that no matter what, you are valid, and you are seen. 💛🤍💜🖤
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#internationalnonbinarypeoplesday #nonbinary #art #lsp #adventuretime #procreate #digitalart
I am a Non-Binary person myself, and I love my fellow enby friends! Remember that no matter what, you are valid, and you are seen. 💛🤍💜🖤
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#internationalnonbinarypeoplesday #nonbinary #art #lsp #adventuretime #procreate #digitalart
July 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Happy International Non-Binary People's Day! 🟡⚪️🟣⚫️
I am a Non-Binary person myself, and I love my fellow enby friends! Remember that no matter what, you are valid, and you are seen. 💛🤍💜🖤
///
#internationalnonbinarypeoplesday #nonbinary #art #lsp #adventuretime #procreate #digitalart
I am a Non-Binary person myself, and I love my fellow enby friends! Remember that no matter what, you are valid, and you are seen. 💛🤍💜🖤
///
#internationalnonbinarypeoplesday #nonbinary #art #lsp #adventuretime #procreate #digitalart
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Measles cases in the United States are now at nearly 1,300 cases, this is because deranged chaos agent RFK Jr and the MAGA regime have deliberately chosen to mass murder American citizens by destroying US Health instead of protecting them from deadly viruses. Evil assholes.
July 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Measles cases in the United States are now at nearly 1,300 cases, this is because deranged chaos agent RFK Jr and the MAGA regime have deliberately chosen to mass murder American citizens by destroying US Health instead of protecting them from deadly viruses. Evil assholes.
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Reskeet if you never stopped calling it HBO Max
Max will reportedly become HBO Max tomorrow.
"The transition from Max to HBO Max will be automatic and will happen throughout the day for people globally."
(Source: @sherman4949.cnbc.com)
"The transition from Max to HBO Max will be automatic and will happen throughout the day for people globally."
(Source: @sherman4949.cnbc.com)
July 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Reskeet if you never stopped calling it HBO Max
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Olivia Rodrigo’s guitarist reveals she paid for therapy for her entire touring crew, even during the breaks between tour legs.
July 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Olivia Rodrigo’s guitarist reveals she paid for therapy for her entire touring crew, even during the breaks between tour legs.
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Mushroom Cloud Hopefully Nothing Major
theonion.com/mushroo...
theonion.com/mushroo...
July 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mushroom Cloud Hopefully Nothing Major
theonion.com/mushroo...
theonion.com/mushroo...
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Clam chowder or lobster bisque
June 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Clam chowder or lobster bisque
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50 Cent in 2003:
Yes I am in the club.
June 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
50 Cent in 2003:
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ICE tear-gassed a toddler and honked its horns so detainees couldn’t hear a chant about their legal rights.
Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.
June 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
ICE tear-gassed a toddler and honked its horns so detainees couldn’t hear a chant about their legal rights.
Started a new client yesterday and the one person on the accounting team is like exactly my type. Pray for me… 🤣🤣🤣
In better news the men’s bathroom stall is big enough for comfortable public bathroom sex. Sooooo 👀👀👀
In better news the men’s bathroom stall is big enough for comfortable public bathroom sex. Sooooo 👀👀👀
June 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Started a new client yesterday and the one person on the accounting team is like exactly my type. Pray for me… 🤣🤣🤣
In better news the men’s bathroom stall is big enough for comfortable public bathroom sex. Sooooo 👀👀👀
In better news the men’s bathroom stall is big enough for comfortable public bathroom sex. Sooooo 👀👀👀
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Monica Lewinsky in 1997:
wait don’t cum on my skort I have to return it
May 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Monica Lewinsky in 1997:
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It stinks when you thought you and someone were like this 🤞🏽
But you discover you’re really like this ✌🏽
But you discover you’re really like this ✌🏽
May 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It stinks when you thought you and someone were like this 🤞🏽
But you discover you’re really like this ✌🏽
But you discover you’re really like this ✌🏽
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‘GTA 6’ is scheduled to release exactly one year from today.
May 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
‘GTA 6’ is scheduled to release exactly one year from today.