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Parody account swapping captions from Healthcliff and The New Yorker Not affiliated with either cartoon.

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theheathyorker.bsky.social
11/12/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff is riding an elephant down the street carrying a bro flag. He is followed by several mice also carrying bro flags. The Nutmegs watch from a window. Grandma Nutmeg says "The eleven seasons" New Yorker Panel: A person holds an umbrella and a handkerchief while wearing a scarf. The sky is partly cloudy with wind, rain, and snow blowing around them. Surrounding the picture are a list of 11 seasons. The caption reads "Not again."
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
11/11/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff is preparing to paint while wearing his 'nudes' helmet. Grandma Nutmeg scolds him saying "Let this be a reminder" when they go low, we cave." New Yorker Panel: Congressional Democrats gather around a lectern. Chuck Schumer says "No nudes."
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
11/10/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff is lighting candles at the dog pound. Several dogs are in a cage. Two dog catchers stand in the doorway. One of them says “Sorry, guys. Next time, I’ll make sure that I’m subscribed to N.F.L. First Quarter, N.F.L. Second Quarter, N.F.L. Halftime, N.F.L. Third Quarter, N.F.L. Fourth Quarter, and N.F.L. Overtime.” New Yorker Panel: Three football fans are walking away from the host of a watch party's couch. The host says "He keeps them calm with butt-scented candles."
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
11/7/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff is in a cat-shaped car pursuing a mouse in a cheese-shaped car. Two police officers see this and one of them says “Don’t worry—I’ll see you when boyfriends are en vogue again.” New Yorker Panel: A woman walks away from a man holding his phone. She says "He's on the job."
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
11/6/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff on his head guy walks down the sidewalk with Heathcliff riding on his head. A man walking his dog stops and says to his wife "There are few things more romantic than the sun setting early enough to watch it from the office." New Yorker Panel: Office workers are at their desks in front of a floor to ceiling window. One worker stands up and says "I only know him at 'Heathcliff on his head guy.'"
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
11/5/25
Heathcliff Panel: The Garbage Ape's 3 children bounce down the street carrying a garbage can to the cheers of Heathcliff and two other cats. Two owls watch from a tree. One of them says "Please hold- we're experiencing a high volume of traffic and a low volume of staff." New Yorker Panel: A tired air traffic controller sits in the tower looking out at the airport. He says "garbage apelings."
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
11/4/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff is pouncing on a fish bowl. The fish says "I think I need a new ballot- I filled in the bubble too emphatically." New Yorker Panel: Voters are casting their ballots. One of them says "I wish I didn't look so tasty."
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
11/3/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff breathes fire at some birds while the fire-breathing chihuahua watches proudly. Grandma Nutmeg and the neighbor watch from the window. Grandma Nutmeg says "He got my vote when my in-laws threatened to leave the city if he wins." New Yorker Panel: Voters stand in line at a polling location. One of them says "I don't like him hanging out with that fire-breathing chihuahua."
November 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/31/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff is buying a hotdog from a man with a jack-o-lantern for a head at 'Headless Hot Dogs.' Iggy and Willy are off to the side. Iggy says "Cooking the turkey hot-dog water is the only way you can get it to taste like it's been cooked in hot-dog water." New Yorker Panel: A street vendor pulls a whole turkey out of the water and presents it to a man saying "His favorite spot."
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/30/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff has activated the Bat Signal. He is standing next to Batman on the roof when a vampire appears and demands "Your finest ale! And a funnel." New Yorker Panel: The Headless Horseman is standing at the bar and says "Sorry. I thought it was for me."
October 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/28/25
Heathcliff Panel: A vampire has just purchased a glass of beef cider from Heathcliff. He turns around to see Frankenstein's monster and says "Oh, come on- I've been a vampire for nine hundred years, but I've only been into pickleball for the last three." New Yorker Panel: Dracula stands over a man bleeding out on a pickleball court. He turns to his opponents and says "My doctor told me to cut down on blood."
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/27/25
Heathcliff Panel: 5 ghosts hover over the cemetery saying 'bro'. Iggy stands outside the fence with Heathcliff and says "I hope you brought me food that isn't trail mix or energy bars." New Yorker Panel: A mountain climber reaches the peak of a mountain. A wise man sitting at the top says "It's way worse than 'boo.'"
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/24/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff and Pops walk out of Gangster Yoga. Two women are exiting behind them, one of them says "The wolf huffed and puffed, because he didn't have the grandest, goldest, gaudiest ballroom in his home, so he knocked it down." New Yorker Panel: A wolf watches as heavy equipment equipment demolishes his home. He says "It's catching on."
October 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/22/25
Heathcliff Panel: A dogcatcher stands next to Heathcliff as several costumed chihuahuas walk around the neighborhood. The dogcatcher asks "We were supposed to bury them?" New Yorker Panel: A squirrel is burying an acorn, a second larger squirrel stands next to them and says "We're ready for Chihuahuaween."
October 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/21/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff is leaving the house as he walks 3 birds curse at him. The Nutmegs watch from the window. Grandma Nutmeg says "Since you can no longer afford insurance that covers X-rays, I can instead show you the plans for the White House ballroom." New Yorker Panel: A doctor places photos of The White House ballroom on an x-ray view board. The doctor says to their patient "I like it better when they sing."
October 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/20/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff stands in front of a house with a duck standing in the yard. A man is shouting out of the window. In the yard is a sign reading "Please, touch grass" New Yorker Panel: A man walks down the street looking at his phone. He passes a house with an old man sitting on the porch. In the yard is a sign that read "Beware of duck"
October 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/17/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff is on a walk with a robot. A man walking his dog stops and says "It's that perfect time of year when the leaves turn different shades of gray." New Yorker Panel: Two dogs sit and look up at trees. One of them says "I'm glad you're man's best friend."
October 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/16/25
Heathcliff Panel: Two mice sit on a couch drinking wine. Heathcliff sticks his head through the mouse hole and opens his mouth wide. One mouse says "It's also the Democrats' fault that your flight is delayed by three hours and you'll be seated behind a screaming baby." New Yorker Panel: Kristi Noam appears on a tv in an airport. One traveler says "A roaring fire would be more romantic."
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/15/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk on four legs, like a normal cat. Two birds watch from a wire. One of them says "Wait, is the economy A.I. -generated?" New Yorker Panel: Two men look at stocks. Over the graph is a large Sora logo. One man says "Prayer really does work."
October 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/14/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff and other cats are reacting to a snail race. Two birds watch from a tree, one of them says "You have to give credit where credit is due... though of course he'll use that credit to buy more autocracy." New Yorker Panel: Two people watching tv, the news is talking about the Trump peace plan. One of the people watching says "You can bet on anything these days."
October 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/13/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff drives away from the meat store in his ham car, wearing his ham helmet. The butcher says "Ugh, a ticket to a Jets game?" New Yorker Panel: A man is pulled over by law enforcement. He is reading the ticket just given to him. He says "This is great ham weather."
October 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/10/25
Heathcliff Panel: Police dogs sniff around a tree where Heathcliff and Pops are hiding. Two birds are watching. One of them says "Look what they've done to your creation." New Yorker Panel: An angel stands before God holding a jack-o-lantern and says "I should do more things with my dad."
October 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/9/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff leads slugs in a march down the sidewalk. Two owls watch in a tree, one owl says "Phone, keys, wallet." New Yorker Panel: Several geese stand near the water. One goose lifts it's wings and looks at its feathers saying "It's slug weather."
October 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/8/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff lounges on a pile of catnip. Above him the moon has taken the shape of Heathcliff's face wearing sunglasses. Two owls watch from a tree, one of them says "I was going to freak out about this but I think I'll wait until tomorrow, when a new global debacle will have taken place." New Yorker Panel: A couple sits on a couch, the man puts his hand on his forehead and says "It's a catnip harvest moon."
October 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/7/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff and Spike walk down the sidewalk wearing yes and no helmets respectively. They are set to collide at the corner. Two birds watch one bird says "Some people say sports betting has gone too far, but I like the on-field bookie." New Yorker Panel: A bookie stands behind the pitcher at a baseball game. One player in the bullpen says "Hold on to your butt."
October 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM