Heather Ashley
theheatherashley.bsky.social
Heather Ashley
@theheatherashley.bsky.social
Violent Crime Intelligence Specialist
Host of the Big Mad True Crime podcast
Unprofessional political commentary
“Wow!!! U.S. Wage Growth BEST IN 60 YEARS!” - Donald J Trump

There’s Truth Social, and the there’s the actual truth.
June 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Awwwwww, Baby Dinosaur teeth is triggered.
June 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Republicans saying “criminals” are not entitled to Due Process, is insane. Upon accusation, is quite literally the moment you become most “entitled” to it.
March 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Yall pretended to want a limited government, then voted for a king.
March 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Republicans, what’s the rock bottom here? What has to happen for you to realize you’re in the bad place?
March 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Trump is pissed that people won’t stop talking about Signal-gate. So….you know what to do.
March 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Imagine what a man has to think about your intelligence, to feel like this is the way to influence you.
March 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
So we can start calling men Small Cells? Done.
January 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Direct quote from the new White House website:

• “My administration will defend women’s rights and protect freedom of conscience.”

Dafuq does that even mean?
January 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Direct Quote from the White House website:

“Efforts to eradicate the biological reality of sex fundamentally attack women by depriving them of their dignity, safety and well-being. //
January 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Direct quotes from the new White House website:

• “[Trump] Will freeze bureaucratic hiring except in essential areas to end the onslaught of useless and overpaid DEI activists.”
• “No longer will government employees pick and require the erasure of entirely true speech.”
January 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When Trump complains about the judge refusing to release everything regarding his documents case - ignore him. There are still ongoing court cases for the people who WERE charged in connection to the case. Releasing them would interfere with ongoing cases. Maybe that was his point.
January 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Trump declared a state of emergency at the Mexican border on the day a US Border Patrol Agent was shot and killed at the Canadian border. He hasn’t said a word about it.
January 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Stop apologizing for speaking out against hate. You didn’t lose followers, you lost sympathizers.
January 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It feels like we’re the citizens of Gotham and the Joker is reigning hellfire on us while Batman is trying to “stay classy.”
January 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I love my House Democrats - but I think we’re past the point of simply pointing out Trump’s heinous behavior. Please start updating us on what you plan to do about it, instead of just reminding us of where we are. You’re Batman in this scenario, we’re just the citizens of Gotham.
January 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Releasing J6ers with no established plan of witness protection is absolutely fucking insane.
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Please know that executive orders are just suggestions. They all have to get through the proper branches of government in order to be approved.
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
In 12 hours Trump…

• Removed reproductiverights.gov
• Pardoned 1,500 J6ers including high ranking members of The Proud Boys
• Removed all high ranking officials from the Department of Justice
• Began the process to remove the US from the World Health Organization
January 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Why are these imaginary shitwizards involved in any official government business?
January 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It’s the silent things that should terrify you.

Silently removing the governments website for women’s reproductive rights.

Silently removing the Spanish version of the White House website, and reducing it to a button that says “GO HOME.”
January 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The reality that felons can now pardon felons signifies the end of law and order.
January 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
To all the people calling him “daddy”, how are your knees?
January 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Handing the keys to the devil isn’t a show of maturity, is the mark of a bitch.
January 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
We don’t want Greenland. We want to not have to choose between paying the bills and seeing a doctor.
January 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM