@thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social
Video games. Politics. Arsenal. Muppets. Dogs. Cats. Bloody everything, honestly.
I swear to God I’m not a bot. Although that’s probably what a half-decent bot would say.
I swear to God I’m not a bot. Although that’s probably what a half-decent bot would say.
I reckon Trump will win the Ballon D’Or.
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I reckon Trump will win the Ballon D’Or.
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social isn’t there for you. He has no interest whatsoever in your troubles or your life. He is there for him, to maintain his position, to keep the patronage money rolling in, and to do whatever the fuck AIPAC tells him to do.
Get rid of him. He’s a fucking cancer.
Get rid of him. He’s a fucking cancer.
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social isn’t there for you. He has no interest whatsoever in your troubles or your life. He is there for him, to maintain his position, to keep the patronage money rolling in, and to do whatever the fuck AIPAC tells him to do.
Get rid of him. He’s a fucking cancer.
Get rid of him. He’s a fucking cancer.
Arsenal sorted. Now waiting for the hundreds of hours of content from Chelsea fans explaining how going down 2-0 to Leeds is actually a clear sign of them winning the Prem.
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Arsenal sorted. Now waiting for the hundreds of hours of content from Chelsea fans explaining how going down 2-0 to Leeds is actually a clear sign of them winning the Prem.
@chaucerbabe
An incredible advancement in the race to save the iconic monarch butterfly!
We Can Now Track Individual Monarch Butterflies. It’s a Revelation.
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
@chaucerbabe
So…American forces are committing war crimes and murdering foreign nationals, but the Secretary for War Crimes is now trying to pin his war crimes on the people below him while the President claims he knows nothing whatsoever.
It’s so fucking American it should be a country and Western song.
It’s so fucking American it should be a country and Western song.
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So…American forces are committing war crimes and murdering foreign nationals, but the Secretary for War Crimes is now trying to pin his war crimes on the people below him while the President claims he knows nothing whatsoever.
It’s so fucking American it should be a country and Western song.
It’s so fucking American it should be a country and Western song.
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Are we winning the Champions’ League? 😬🏆
Are we winning the Champions’ League? 😬🏆
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Are we winning the Champions’ League? 😬🏆
Are we winning the Champions’ League? 😬🏆
Tottenham doing Tottenham things. 🤣🤣🤣
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Tottenham doing Tottenham things. 🤣🤣🤣
@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social Beat Utd with 10 men to go above the scousers.
A thing of beauty for all decent footie aficionados.
A thing of beauty for all decent footie aficionados.
a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background
ALT: a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social Beat Utd with 10 men to go above the scousers.
A thing of beauty for all decent footie aficionados.
A thing of beauty for all decent footie aficionados.
Reposted
The perfect NLD photo for Arsenal fans does not exis…
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The perfect NLD photo for Arsenal fans does not exis…
Oh nothing.
Just the fucking insane megalomaniac that you voted for threatening to execute Democrat politicians.
I’m sure it’s fine.
Just the fucking insane megalomaniac that you voted for threatening to execute Democrat politicians.
I’m sure it’s fine.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oh nothing.
Just the fucking insane megalomaniac that you voted for threatening to execute Democrat politicians.
I’m sure it’s fine.
Just the fucking insane megalomaniac that you voted for threatening to execute Democrat politicians.
I’m sure it’s fine.
I think he’s bleeding.
Vis GIF
ALT: Vis GIF
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I think he’s bleeding.
Reposted
Pete Hoekstra
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JCe...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JCe...
Pete, You Poked The Beaver! (Canadian Sea-Shanty Anthem)
YouTube video by John D. Cundle
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Pete Hoekstra
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JCe...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JCe...
@washingtonpost.com Why didn’t any of your self-styled “journalists” ask a Kashoggi question yesterday?
He was one of yours and you just let it slide.
Is it because you’re a collection of paid-for spineless hacks with the moral compass of gaboon vipers, or is it something else?
He was one of yours and you just let it slide.
Is it because you’re a collection of paid-for spineless hacks with the moral compass of gaboon vipers, or is it something else?
a cartoon dog is standing in front of a brick building in the rain
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media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
@washingtonpost.com Why didn’t any of your self-styled “journalists” ask a Kashoggi question yesterday?
He was one of yours and you just let it slide.
Is it because you’re a collection of paid-for spineless hacks with the moral compass of gaboon vipers, or is it something else?
He was one of yours and you just let it slide.
Is it because you’re a collection of paid-for spineless hacks with the moral compass of gaboon vipers, or is it something else?
Wow.
Who could have possibly imagined that Cristiano Ronaldo was a huge fucking twat?
Who could have possibly imagined that Cristiano Ronaldo was a huge fucking twat?
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Wow.
Who could have possibly imagined that Cristiano Ronaldo was a huge fucking twat?
Who could have possibly imagined that Cristiano Ronaldo was a huge fucking twat?
With all of these ridiculously clear signs that Trump is in unquestionable mental and moral decline, it can surely only be a matter of months before @cnn.com starts relentlessly plugging another Jake Tapper book about Joe Biden being old.
a cartoon of stitch covering his eyes with his hands and the words uggg !! below him .
ALT: a cartoon of stitch covering his eyes with his hands and the words uggg !! below him .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
With all of these ridiculously clear signs that Trump is in unquestionable mental and moral decline, it can surely only be a matter of months before @cnn.com starts relentlessly plugging another Jake Tapper book about Joe Biden being old.
The GOP is currently less coherent than the ending of Lost.
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The GOP is currently less coherent than the ending of Lost.
“Quiet, Piggy.”
We are in literal Lord of the Flies territory.
We are in literal Lord of the Flies territory.
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Quiet, Piggy.”
We are in literal Lord of the Flies territory.
We are in literal Lord of the Flies territory.
MTG is still the odious hag she always was. She just reads the room better. If you aid in her rehab you’re an asshole.
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
MTG is still the odious hag she always was. She just reads the room better. If you aid in her rehab you’re an asshole.
When you’re in the trap (which you set), and you’ve tried to blame everyone else and it hasn’t worked, and it’s becoming clear that your time is up, the panic sets in and you try and hack off your own limbs.
Hence the MTG tweets.
Hence the MTG tweets.
a man in a suit is smoking a cigar in front of a window .
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media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
When you’re in the trap (which you set), and you’ve tried to blame everyone else and it hasn’t worked, and it’s becoming clear that your time is up, the panic sets in and you try and hack off your own limbs.
Hence the MTG tweets.
Hence the MTG tweets.
I think it’s pretty clear at this point that the United States is being reigned over by Jabba the Hutt.
a close up of jabba the hutt 's face from star wars
ALT: a close up of jabba the hutt 's face from star wars
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I think it’s pretty clear at this point that the United States is being reigned over by Jabba the Hutt.
Gosh.
I can smell their fear sweat here in Canada.
I can smell their fear sweat here in Canada.
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Gosh.
I can smell their fear sweat here in Canada.
I can smell their fear sweat here in Canada.
Dear @senategop.govpeeps.us
Regarding children…you’re supposed to feed ‘em, not fuck ‘em.
Because you appear to be confused.
Regarding children…you’re supposed to feed ‘em, not fuck ‘em.
Because you appear to be confused.
senategop.govpeeps.us
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Dear @senategop.govpeeps.us
Regarding children…you’re supposed to feed ‘em, not fuck ‘em.
Because you appear to be confused.
Regarding children…you’re supposed to feed ‘em, not fuck ‘em.
Because you appear to be confused.
Quick reminder that a child rapist is still a child rapist even if he invades Venezuela.
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Quick reminder that a child rapist is still a child rapist even if he invades Venezuela.
@fetterman.senate.gov How nice for you that you had the best healthcare insurance to cover you for your latest journey to the hospital.
Ironic that it’s the same week that you voted to fuck everybody else on healthcare. At least Lara Trump likes you though
You are a loathsome shambles.
Ironic that it’s the same week that you voted to fuck everybody else on healthcare. At least Lara Trump likes you though
You are a loathsome shambles.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
@fetterman.senate.gov How nice for you that you had the best healthcare insurance to cover you for your latest journey to the hospital.
Ironic that it’s the same week that you voted to fuck everybody else on healthcare. At least Lara Trump likes you though
You are a loathsome shambles.
Ironic that it’s the same week that you voted to fuck everybody else on healthcare. At least Lara Trump likes you though
You are a loathsome shambles.