Amy Hayes
@thehames.bsky.social
Live in The Hague, but I’m from Ireland. More importantly, from Cork.
Where I came from, it was Ip Dip Dog Shit. Regional variations on a classy theme.
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Where I came from, it was Ip Dip Dog Shit. Regional variations on a classy theme.
As a GP said to my uncle when he asked could he drink alcohol while taking an antibiotic: ‘Those rules weren’t made for the likes of you and me!’.
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
As a GP said to my uncle when he asked could he drink alcohol while taking an antibiotic: ‘Those rules weren’t made for the likes of you and me!’.
No British teachers seconded to the European schools anymore either. Another soft power opportunity lost. That dipshit Johnson attended one of the European Schools. Great guy for hauling up the ladder with him.
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
No British teachers seconded to the European schools anymore either. Another soft power opportunity lost. That dipshit Johnson attended one of the European Schools. Great guy for hauling up the ladder with him.
Is this another April Fools?!?
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Is this another April Fools?!?
Exactly. He helped those people grow a backbone and understand their place in society. A form of public service, really. SUCH an admirable man.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Exactly. He helped those people grow a backbone and understand their place in society. A form of public service, really. SUCH an admirable man.
He went to the trouble of fessing and immediately slammed into the first hurdle.
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
He went to the trouble of fessing and immediately slammed into the first hurdle.
On holidays in France years ago, my brother held his obviously sick child in his arms. He asked a local: ‘Bonjour Monsieur, où est le pharmacie?’. The reply: ´Non, non, Monsieur, c’est ‘là’ pharmacie’. My brother told him where to shove it, and stormed off with the guy shouting directions at him.
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
On holidays in France years ago, my brother held his obviously sick child in his arms. He asked a local: ‘Bonjour Monsieur, où est le pharmacie?’. The reply: ´Non, non, Monsieur, c’est ‘là’ pharmacie’. My brother told him where to shove it, and stormed off with the guy shouting directions at him.
The nicest fish upon a dish
Are sole
Are sole
Are sole
Are sole
Are sole
Are sole
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The nicest fish upon a dish
Are sole
Are sole
Are sole
Are sole
Are sole
Are sole
(to the tune of ‘Linger’)
🎼Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to use your finger…
🎼Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to use your finger…
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
(to the tune of ‘Linger’)
🎼Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to use your finger…
🎼Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to use your finger…
*gag*
Thanks for that mental image.
Thanks for that mental image.
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
*gag*
Thanks for that mental image.
Thanks for that mental image.
Interesting! My great-grandfather was a typesetter for a newspaper. The apprenticeship must have been difficult: it must’ve been very fiddly work, I’d imagine. I’m sorry I never got to meet him: I work in publishing.
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Interesting! My great-grandfather was a typesetter for a newspaper. The apprenticeship must have been difficult: it must’ve been very fiddly work, I’d imagine. I’m sorry I never got to meet him: I work in publishing.
I think she forgot to use the word ‘not’ after doesn’t.
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I think she forgot to use the word ‘not’ after doesn’t.
Looks like Smithfield to me. Near Blackhall Place/Benburb St.
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Looks like Smithfield to me. Near Blackhall Place/Benburb St.
Does he love his dog, though?
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Does he love his dog, though?
Or this succinct beauty:
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Or this succinct beauty:
I cannot, for I liveth out foreign.
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I cannot, for I liveth out foreign.
Nice! I would gladly give up every streaming service I subscribe to in order to be able to access iPlayer.
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Nice! I would gladly give up every streaming service I subscribe to in order to be able to access iPlayer.
Hmm. I can’t hate it. I’ve always loved Thinking About You, and the album reminds me of a very fun time in my life.
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hmm. I can’t hate it. I’ve always loved Thinking About You, and the album reminds me of a very fun time in my life.
There are times when you’ve gotta hand it to the Provos and their ilk. Made us up our game tremendously.
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
There are times when you’ve gotta hand it to the Provos and their ilk. Made us up our game tremendously.