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theguineapig3
@theguineapig3.bsky.social
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|| D&D artist, occasional player of video games || proud dad of a couple of idiot guinea pigs || thirty-something, NB, she/her or he/him || English•Español•日本語 OK ||
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theguineapig3.bsky.social
The Monday mood is "Don't Talk Me, I Eepy" #guineapigs
A guinea pig cage with several toys and hideys- a cardboard box and a plush bed each house a brown and white guinea pig whose face is not visible because she is curled up sleeping. A cardboard guinea pig hidey that houses a sleeping brown and white guinea pig. She is curled up so that her face is not visible. A plush bed in which a small brown and white guinea pig is curled up, her face hidden from view by the bed.
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
I once saw guinea pigs referred to as "whisker specialists," and I agree. Their whiskers ARE the specialest. #guineapigs
Two guinea pigs stand around a bowl of pellets, facing the camera. They are lit from behind, highlighting their whiskers. A brown and white guinea pig stands next to a bowl of pellets, facing the camera. She is lit from behind, highlighting her whiskers.
November 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
.....girl...............
October 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
I guess she lives here now. #guineapig
A small brown and white guinea pig seen from above, nestled in a cardboard box surrounded by hay. The side view of a cardboard hay box for guinea pigs with a small brown and white guinea pig visible inside of it A guinea pig peeks her nose out of a hole in a cardboard box filled with hay. A guinea pig bites down on the side of a cardboard box. She is inside the box and biting the edge of a hole.
October 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
I regret to inform everyone, I have become deceased. The cause.......... lil feets......
A brown and white guinea pig lounges in a fluffy bed with her paws extended in front of her, one paw resting on top of the other. She has a content expression A brown and white guinea pig is stretched out on a fluffy bed with her paws extended in front of her. She has a relaxed expression.
October 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
It's amazing to me how some guinea pigs can eat messy foods without getting so much as a stain on their lips... while others guinea pigs, who are otherwise very good at guinea-pig-ing, can't even eat lettuce without getting it all over them. Truly a mystery.
A small brown and white guinea pig stands on a towel and faces toward the camera. Her mouth and chin are soaked with green-tinted lettuce juice. A small brown and white guinea pig stands on a towel and turns her head to look at the camera. Her mouth and chin are soaked with green-tinted lettuce juice.
October 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
omg........ forbidden love
Two guinea pigs stand nose to nose, one inside of a cardboard box and peeking out through a hole. The one outside lifts her nose up to greet the one inside. Two guinea pigs stand nose to nose, one inside of a cardboard box with her head tilted toward the camera. The one outside lifts her nose up to sniff the one inside. Two guinea pigs stand nose to nose, one inside of a cardboard box with her head turned directly toward the camera. The one outside lifts her nose up to sniff he one inside. Two guinea pigs stand nose to nose, one inside of a cardboard box and nuzzling the other through a hole. The one outside lifts her nose up to nuzzle the one inside.
October 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
Tulip will officially be a year old next week, and while I still call her "Baby," she's no longer anything of the sort! I can't believe how small she used to be... truly a Guinea Pig Glow-Up. ✨
A photo taken in January 2025 of two guinea pigs: a large, tricolor adult and a tiny brown and white baby. Both guinea pigs are munching on lettuce. A photo taken in September 2025 of the same two guinea pigs, now eating hay. The brown and white guinea pig is now fully grown, and even appears slightly larger than the tricolor pig because of the camera angle.
September 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
I was cleaning up from lunch when I heard the sound of a guinea pig engineer hard at work doing....... something. I'm not totally sure what she was trying to accomplish, but she seemed satisfied with the results.
September 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
Guinea pigs + grass = a delicious breakfast!! I don't have a lawn for them to munch, but they can keep the potted grass on the patio in check.
A tricolor guinea pig sits in a large flower pot with tall grass growing in it. She has buried her nose in the grass to take a big bite. A brown and white guinea pig sits in a large flower pot with tall grass growing in it. She is daintily nibbling at the grass while looking back at the camera. A brown and white guinea pig is pictured close up, munching on a mouthful of grass. She has a satisfied expression in her eyes. A tricolor guinea pig sits in a large flower pot with tall grass growing in it. She is holding a mouthful of grass high, and her eyes are wide and shiny.
September 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
Not only is Vivi always very well-behaved while having her nails trimmed, she also reminds me when it's time by sticking out her lil toesies for me to see. (Remember to trim your guinea pigs' nails regularly!)
A tricolor guinea pig relaxes in a plastic pigloo, sticking her front paws out ahead of her. Her nails are rather long and need to be trimmed.
September 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
Look at this guinea pig. So round. So beautiful. Not a thought behind those eyes. I love her.
A tricolor guinea pig with black cheeks and a white stripe on her nose lounges comfortably in a plush bed. Her eyes are big and reflective, making her look especially cute and innocent.
September 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
Gotta love spell check. It can certainly tell me that I'm misspelling technical terms related to my field of research (they're not misspelled, buddy, they're just not in your dictionary), but it's completely silent when I misspell the name of the country whose government I'm asking for money.
A meme depicting the character "Gayle" sitting in a chair and reading a magazine. The first image is captioned with "[peaceful music]" while the following images are captioned with the text "Okay, was spell check going to tell me that I misspelled Canada as Canda at one point in my research grant proposal, or was I just supposed to read that in my final proofread before submitting it to the Canadian government myself?"
September 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
It's been a sweaty summer, so I'm washing the stuffed animals I use for arm and back support while sleeping........ he looks so pathetic. A literal Sopping Wet Creature.
A large hamster plush toy is mostly submerged in a bucket of soapy water. Its large plastic eyes are facing upward, giving its blank expression a vague look of helplessness.
August 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
That's such an awful situation, not only to be misgendered but to be denied something so important as a result.... I'm so sorry and sending my love.

The guinea pigs weren't sure whether it would be better to "show hole" or "show feet," so they're doing both.
August 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
But HERE ☝️
I can post stuff like this for no reason other than I was going through my camera roll earlier, saw it, and giggled at it.
A red-tinted screenshot of Tigger, from the animated Winnie the Pooh cartoon, with lens flares positioned to make it look like his eyes are glowing. The image is captioned with the Japanese phrase, "お前はもう死んでいる" ("You are already dead").
August 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
Born to "Comedy Slice of Life," forced to "Period Drama Set During A Time of Major Political Upheaval"
Picrew image of a young person with short, brown hair, freckled cheeks, and blue eyes. The background is accented with hearts colored with the nonbinary and lesbian pride flags. The artist signature reads "fuzenia." Screenshot of text- Your result: "Should Be In A Different Genre" You're a good character, you should just be somewhere else. You're too serious, or funny, or kind, or mean, or ruthless, or lenient. You were truly born in the wrong universe. You would do so well, if it weren't for the genre.
July 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
I needed to make a new reference for my Curse of Strahd PC, and I thought it would be a great opportunity to draw him with his wild shapes! I love the idea of a druid's wild shapes being "flavored" based on where they're from, so my mountain dwarf turns into mountain animals. #dndoc #ocsky
A reference image of a D&D character alongside his animal forms: In the foreground is a dwarf with tied-back red hair streaked with two prominent silver strands and a braided red beard. He holds a bow in his left hand and is reaching into a quiver for an arrow with his right. Behind him is a reddish-brown donkey, and beside him are a reddish-orange wolf, a similarly colored fox, and a dark red dog resembling a tibetan mastiff. Each animal has braided fur around its neck or chest, resembling the dwarf's styled beard. Text on the top reads- "Multiclass: Livestock Guardian Dog (Hunter Ranger + Shepherd Druid)" The wild shapes are labeled as: "Draft Horse," Equus kiang; Wolf, Canis lupus chanco; Fox, Vulpes ferrilata, Mastiff, Canis lupus familiaris. Next to the dwarf is the label "Mountain Dwarf, Homo sapiens spp."
July 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
las creaturas.........
On one side of the photo, a brown and white guinea pig lounges on a comfy pet bed with her hind legs to one side and her butt exposed. On the other, a tricolor guinea pig rests inside a purple pigloo, lying flat against the fleece liner with her front paws extended in front of her.
July 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
You can even add NPCs to the mix!
June 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
Did you know? If you make little portraits for your d&d campaign's PCs, you can stay up late making meme posts that only six people will understand.
June 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
theguineapig3.bsky.social
These drawings are from 2022 and 2024, but I wanted to share D&D Characters Celebrating Pride here too. Truly the LGBTQ+ game of all time.

(left is the party from our Curse of Strahd campaign DMed by @inertia-raptor.bsky.social, right is the party from our Ghosts of Saltmarsh campaign DMed by me)
An illustration of a group of D&D characters posed on a bed as though having a sleepover. They are each wearing a set of colorful pajamas stylized from various Pride flags. Clockwise- a tiefling character in a demisexual patterned outfit clutches a pillow, a half-elven character wearing the colors of the asexual and nonbinary flags braids the hair of a dwarven character wearing the colors of the transgender and blue-green "toothpaste" gay flags, and a human character wearing pansexual and nonbinary colors watches the previous two fondly while another human in pansexual colors stretches out across the bed with his hands extended. A second illustration of a group of D&D characters posed next to a bed as though having a sleepover. They are each wearing a set of colorful pajamas stylized from various Pride flags. From left to right: a pair of human characters, one sitting upright wearing the colors of the pansexual flag and one reclining wearing the colors of the blue-green "toothpaste" gay flag, toast glasses of wine, a blue-skinned genasi character wearing pansexual colors holds a slice of pizza in each hand while he watches the previous two, a rosy-grey kobold character wearing bisexual colors also holds two slices of pizza with an expression of excitement, and a tiefling character wearing pansexual colors watches the whole group with a fond smile.
June 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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(While I was filming the earlier video, the girls got curious about the camera. You can see that Tulip is covered in lettuce juice from their earlier snack..... babby need bib~)
June 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Post-cage-clean Guinea Pig Train! Tulip is a very good caboose.
June 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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The guinea pigs are staying in my bedroom for the weekend while family is visiting, and Tulip is having a BLAST.
May 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM