The Guild Master
@theguildmaster.bsky.social
He/Him. Semi-pro DM. Fulltime logistics specialist. Kind human.
Sword pendant is so dope!
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Sword pendant is so dope!
Iron Age Horror is a critically underserved genre.
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Iron Age Horror is a critically underserved genre.
That person is yuck. Here's something that I hope brings a smile:
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
That person is yuck. Here's something that I hope brings a smile:
Holy fuck, I didn't have a name for it. Now, I do.
Thank you.
Thank you.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Holy fuck, I didn't have a name for it. Now, I do.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Context is a motherfucker.
two men are standing next to each other in a room and one of them is asking the other if they speak english in what .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room and one of them is asking the other if they speak english in what .
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November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Context is a motherfucker.
*pushes up glasses* Actually, it's an incantation....
a man is smiling with the words " eenie meenie chili beanie the spirits are about to speak "
ALT: a man is smiling with the words " eenie meenie chili beanie the spirits are about to speak "
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
*pushes up glasses* Actually, it's an incantation....
Small accomplishments are still progress. Tiny joys are still worthwhile.
You are a valid human and deserve life's pleasures.
Sending a virtual hug or high five, which ever is preferable.
You are a valid human and deserve life's pleasures.
Sending a virtual hug or high five, which ever is preferable.
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Small accomplishments are still progress. Tiny joys are still worthwhile.
You are a valid human and deserve life's pleasures.
Sending a virtual hug or high five, which ever is preferable.
You are a valid human and deserve life's pleasures.
Sending a virtual hug or high five, which ever is preferable.
I got a Lovisa Coldeyes warrior deck that slaps
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I got a Lovisa Coldeyes warrior deck that slaps
A rule I learned working around machinery: never let the machine know you are in a hurry. It will know and choose that time to fail in a most spectacular way. Detached nonchalance is the way. They respect that mood and energy.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A rule I learned working around machinery: never let the machine know you are in a hurry. It will know and choose that time to fail in a most spectacular way. Detached nonchalance is the way. They respect that mood and energy.
Also, cabbage is superior to lettuce on any type of burger, CBB or beef.
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Also, cabbage is superior to lettuce on any type of burger, CBB or beef.
Make that mushed beans mix into patties with oat flour and an egg, boom! Colon blow burgers.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Make that mushed beans mix into patties with oat flour and an egg, boom! Colon blow burgers.
Syndicated circle jerk
Capital burns the world
While plebs do the work
Under flags unfurled
Capital burns the world
While plebs do the work
Under flags unfurled
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Syndicated circle jerk
Capital burns the world
While plebs do the work
Under flags unfurled
Capital burns the world
While plebs do the work
Under flags unfurled
Well, we're living here in Humantown
And they are closing all the skin factories down
And they are closing all the skin factories down
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Well, we're living here in Humantown
And they are closing all the skin factories down
And they are closing all the skin factories down