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The Guild Master
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He/Him. Semi-pro DM. Fulltime logistics specialist. Kind human.
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That person is yuck. Here's something that I hope brings a smile:
Blue toy figurines with photoshopped heads of the Spice Girls
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
A food dish of chicken eggs cooked in tomato sauce called Shakshouka.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Yikes
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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A meme format with a black background with white text saying, "mamas don't let your babies grow up to be", then in bold yellow type, "PROUD BOYS". There is a cartoon drawing of a country singer holding a guitar that reads, "this machine kills fascists", in black script. There is also a downward pointing pink triangle, an anarchy symbol, a Chaos star, and a Three Arrows symbol on the guitar. The singer is wearing a blue button down shirt and a beige cowboy hat. His eyes are glowing golden light.
October 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Post a picture with a "come and get some" pose!
A meme that combines two screenshots. The top screen is from the video game Fallout 3, where events in game are communicated with green text inside a green text box over a fuzzy background. The text reads, "Dogmeat has died.", with the only option selected is to accept, a smaller green text box highlights the word, Okay. The bottom screen is a scene from the movie, "John Wick", depicting an angry Keanu Reeves reloading a pistol in an off-white walled room with a skylight wearing a black three-piece suit.
October 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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In the mood for a lesser known rock opera?
Check this out!
m.imdb.com/title/tt0071...
Movie poster of 1974 Phantom of the Paradise. A face in a chrome metal mask that is birdlike looks aghast to the side of frame on a black background. The movie title is at the bottom written in aqua and magenta letters.
October 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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You must rest to recover your abilities.
Retro lady drinks a beverage that improves her mood. A progressive sequence of the same lady wearing blue clothes and pearls, first image is faded, second becomes clearer as she drinks from a tea cup, third image is clear and she is smiling. This is a meme that has words written above and below, stating, " Waking up to deal with the Horrors" and, "Realizing that the Horrors will have to deal with you".
September 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Meanwhile, back at Innsmouth...
A fish man stalks an old village at night. A boarded window glows green behind them.
September 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Quote-post with your favorite anti-fascist film
Movie poster for The Keep. Three men and a woman overshadowed by a monstrous figure with glowing eyes.
July 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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A gigantic Lovecraftian octopus with too many eyes hovers over two smaller human figures on a rocky mountain top.
June 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Point of view from a person watching a mushroom cloud outside of their car window.
June 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Retro advertisement for vampires to drink blood. A smiling girl with fangs holding a glass of blood.
June 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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A large scary clown eating hamburger and fries while children cry.
May 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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We posting swords today
A man in medieval clothes holds a sword
May 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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A cartoon drawing of a feminine Goth girlfriend, a feminine Real Goth, a tapestry image of a Visigoth, and an artistic concept of a shoggoth.
April 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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A series of images from a vintage advertisement depicting a woman drinking from a coffee/tea cup where the beverage improves her mood. Text above reads waking up to deal with the horrors, then reads realizing the horrors have to deal with you.
March 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Meme image of a police officer with a silly cartoon face and signal light with a background of red and blue. The words uwu uwu that's the sound of the powice are written over the image in bright rainbow colors.
March 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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See a knight, post a knight.
Simple line drawing of a Brotherhood of Steel member wearing power armor over a red background outlining the Capitol of Washington DC
February 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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February 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM