The Groovy Floret
@thegroovyfloret.bsky.social
🌱Plant-Based/GF/SF/NF comfort food in the 💚 of St. Johns TEXT TO GO ORDERS 503-730-0520 Mon-Sat 11-8, Sun 11-3
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This is likely our last season in St. Johns. Hopefully not our last season ever, but that is TBD. As I always say, it is not a lack of effort, quality of food or quality of staff. It seems people will not drive an extra 5-10 min to St. Johns no matter how good the food and neighborhood is.
April 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This is likely our last season in St. Johns. Hopefully not our last season ever, but that is TBD. As I always say, it is not a lack of effort, quality of food or quality of staff. It seems people will not drive an extra 5-10 min to St. Johns no matter how good the food and neighborhood is.
Get the Margarita on the Patio that YOU DESERVE.
March 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Get the Margarita on the Patio that YOU DESERVE.
Watch trash, eat clean
February 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Watch trash, eat clean
Do y’all want Taco Mac today?
February 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Do y’all want Taco Mac today?
Trash TV Thursdays! Watch trash while eating the best food in town
February 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Trash TV Thursdays! Watch trash while eating the best food in town
TUESDAY 2/11 until sold out
February 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
TUESDAY 2/11 until sold out
This Friday!
February 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This Friday!
HOORAY! We’ve made a conservative feel unwelcome at our tiny restaurant. We are a safe space for marginalized folks. I’ll happily make conservatives feel uncomfortable here
And Max, I remember you. I’ve already donated your $ to Planned Parenthood.
(Also, weird place to go off about bikes)
And Max, I remember you. I’ve already donated your $ to Planned Parenthood.
(Also, weird place to go off about bikes)
February 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
HOORAY! We’ve made a conservative feel unwelcome at our tiny restaurant. We are a safe space for marginalized folks. I’ll happily make conservatives feel uncomfortable here
And Max, I remember you. I’ve already donated your $ to Planned Parenthood.
(Also, weird place to go off about bikes)
And Max, I remember you. I’ve already donated your $ to Planned Parenthood.
(Also, weird place to go off about bikes)
We’re trying to both stay afloat and wind down our reliance on an app owned by a prick who stands for all the bad things. If common decency can’t get people to make the switch, maybe Taco Mac can. Stay tuned.
February 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We’re trying to both stay afloat and wind down our reliance on an app owned by a prick who stands for all the bad things. If common decency can’t get people to make the switch, maybe Taco Mac can. Stay tuned.
Yay, SPORTSBALL! We may not know or understand football, but we sure as hell understand 7 layer dip. Text to pre-order 503-730-0520 serves 4-6 $20/$25 w/ a bag of Juanita’s 100% v/gf/sf/nf
February 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Yay, SPORTSBALL! We may not know or understand football, but we sure as hell understand 7 layer dip. Text to pre-order 503-730-0520 serves 4-6 $20/$25 w/ a bag of Juanita’s 100% v/gf/sf/nf
Trash TV Thursday Tomorrow! 8408 N Lombard St, Portland, OR 97203
February 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Trash TV Thursday Tomorrow! 8408 N Lombard St, Portland, OR 97203
Happy Meatless Monday, babieeeeess!! Groovin’ 11-8. Text to go orders 503-730-0520
February 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Happy Meatless Monday, babieeeeess!! Groovin’ 11-8. Text to go orders 503-730-0520
We’d love to see your shiny, happy faces today! 8408 N. Lombard St, Portland, OR 97203
January 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We’d love to see your shiny, happy faces today! 8408 N. Lombard St, Portland, OR 97203
TONIGHT! Trash TV Thursday! Eat clean. Watch trash.
January 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
TONIGHT! Trash TV Thursday! Eat clean. Watch trash.