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Greg Jensen
@thegregjensen.bsky.social
Little Caesars aficionado. I talk about advertising, technology, the #mntwins, Minnesota Vikings, Microsoft and solving the climate crisis.
It'd require new ownership, so probably $1.75 billion. #mntwins
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The officiating crew has been STRUGG-ALING with some calls today. #Skol
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Man, doctoring videos to lie to blatantly to people sure deserves a better headline than this, right?
October 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Can someone at Wired or The Verge reach out to Microsoft to get a statement on how they feel about DHS using Halo memes to refer to immigrants as "the flood" (i.e., parasites)?

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October 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I swear to god, some dudes lose their hair and can only cope with it by making everyone miserable with them.
October 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
There is only one true Señor Smoke. #mntwins
October 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
"Only if we understand can we care. Only if we care will we help. Only if we help shall they be saved." -Jane Goodall

A conservation champion and a beacon of hope for the future of our fellow creatures and our planet up until the very end. Such a heartbreaking loss, but what a life well lived.
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
To be fair, how do you effectively message to people with this level of brainrot?
September 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Joe's new album is about to be lit 🔥
September 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Here's a picture of my cat in a bowtie to give you some reprieve if only for just a moment.
September 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Surely, we can learn, at least, to look at those around us as fellow men, and surely we can begin to work a little harder to bind up the wounds among us and to become in our own hearts brothers and countrymen once again." -Robert F. Kennedy
September 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
JJ McCarthy in the fourth quarter:
September 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Don't say the draft analysts didn't warn ya 😏 #Skol
September 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
September 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I have no idea if you have a positive or negative relationship with the Vikings (either one is understandable all things considered), but I'm happy to chip in to support the worthy cause and in honor of your time with the Vikes as they get ready for kickoff. Skol!
September 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Cat.
September 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This is not a well man.
September 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I hate it here. #mntwins
August 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Oh, never mind. I didn't realize Charles Fain Lehman was a certified dork.
August 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
August 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We learned today that Twitter CEO Linda Yaccarino will be stepping down after two years with the social media platform. So, let's take a moment to celebrate and recap what she accomplished in her time working with Elon Musk:
July 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"We also have a lot of bad people that have been here for a long time—many of them were born in our country. I think we ought to get them the hell out of here too if you want to know the truth. So, maybe that'll be the next job." -Donald Trump (July 1, 2025)
July 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The DNC as soon as you challenge the status quo at all:
June 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You mean to tell me this bad-takes merchant has another bad take?
June 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM