Salty Butch Beach Chicken
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I swear he knows how and when to pose. He pauses for just a second and looks right at my phone. He looks good in every light, but he's so chubby he looks like a dorito from behind.
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I swear he knows how and when to pose. He pauses for just a second and looks right at my phone. He looks good in every light, but he's so chubby he looks like a dorito from behind.
He's handsome all the time, but he does look particularly dashing in his sweaters.
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
He's handsome all the time, but he does look particularly dashing in his sweaters.
The problem is he has to wear his harness on the outside of this one, which is way less secure, but he doesn't really want to be outside for more than five minutes. he asks me to go out constantly, but mostly wants the treats he gets when he comes back in.
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The problem is he has to wear his harness on the outside of this one, which is way less secure, but he doesn't really want to be outside for more than five minutes. he asks me to go out constantly, but mostly wants the treats he gets when he comes back in.
Thats just his poor, beat up face. Vincent is surprisingly tolerant for a formerly feral boy. He actually prefers the fit and weight of this sweater, which is heavier and tighter around the middle, and oddly seems to help his anxiety when he's outside.
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Thats just his poor, beat up face. Vincent is surprisingly tolerant for a formerly feral boy. He actually prefers the fit and weight of this sweater, which is heavier and tighter around the middle, and oddly seems to help his anxiety when he's outside.
Yeah, like, murdered in your sleep interesting....
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Yeah, like, murdered in your sleep interesting....
A slightly less Keith, but still Keith adjacent vibe:
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A slightly less Keith, but still Keith adjacent vibe:
Just found this object with the most Keith vibe in my vintage music stash.
November 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just found this object with the most Keith vibe in my vintage music stash.
Reminding myself it's okay to be an island as long as you have a cat.
I have a cat, so everyone else can pound sand.
I have a cat, so everyone else can pound sand.
November 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Reminding myself it's okay to be an island as long as you have a cat.
I have a cat, so everyone else can pound sand.
I have a cat, so everyone else can pound sand.
I love Halloween but it comes with a side of reliving trauma from the year I got jumped by a bunch of guys outside of the gas station where I worked at the time. It is very difficult to convince me to leave my house, or even open the door on Oct. 31st. Just gonna hang out with this guy.
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I love Halloween but it comes with a side of reliving trauma from the year I got jumped by a bunch of guys outside of the gas station where I worked at the time. It is very difficult to convince me to leave my house, or even open the door on Oct. 31st. Just gonna hang out with this guy.
You built a sweet PC inside your vintage PC Case, but now it's time for cable management finalizing and it has basically no space for hiding cables, minimal pass throughs, and you have ADHD...
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You built a sweet PC inside your vintage PC Case, but now it's time for cable management finalizing and it has basically no space for hiding cables, minimal pass throughs, and you have ADHD...
Happy Gotcha Day Anniversary to this Guy, who much appreciates the freeze dried sardines he got In lieu of cake.
September 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy Gotcha Day Anniversary to this Guy, who much appreciates the freeze dried sardines he got In lieu of cake.
It's giving big porg energy.
September 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It's giving big porg energy.
Favourite still from a CatSumo session.
Yep, still feral-ish.
Yep, still feral-ish.
September 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Favourite still from a CatSumo session.
Yep, still feral-ish.
Yep, still feral-ish.
Thank you! A lot of letters (like w) have alternate, more rounded options for writing them, but not Z!
Another letter I hate is the lowercase f. My brain refuses to perceive it, so I have always written them like cursive Fs.
Another letter I hate is the lowercase f. My brain refuses to perceive it, so I have always written them like cursive Fs.
September 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Thank you! A lot of letters (like w) have alternate, more rounded options for writing them, but not Z!
Another letter I hate is the lowercase f. My brain refuses to perceive it, so I have always written them like cursive Fs.
Another letter I hate is the lowercase f. My brain refuses to perceive it, so I have always written them like cursive Fs.
I am.serious! I have already given some of these away. I just stopped picking when the bucket and a basket were full. I am only one person who eats them and already have several KGs in my freezer.
September 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I am.serious! I have already given some of these away. I just stopped picking when the bucket and a basket were full. I am only one person who eats them and already have several KGs in my freezer.
We use a bench perpendicular to the wall to create a sort of hallway extension around the door we usually walk in. It gathers a lot of our junk thanks to baskets. It uses some of the inside space instead of the wall space, which is good because I don't have a lot of it down here.
September 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
We use a bench perpendicular to the wall to create a sort of hallway extension around the door we usually walk in. It gathers a lot of our junk thanks to baskets. It uses some of the inside space instead of the wall space, which is good because I don't have a lot of it down here.
I have a pretty compact kitchen. It has a bit of an identity crisis, not knowing whether it's a galley kitchen, or one with an island. Not near enough space IMO. My stove and fridge are close together on the other side of it, which actually works pretty well for me. I have a pantry off to the right.
September 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I have a pretty compact kitchen. It has a bit of an identity crisis, not knowing whether it's a galley kitchen, or one with an island. Not near enough space IMO. My stove and fridge are close together on the other side of it, which actually works pretty well for me. I have a pantry off to the right.
I'm not sure what you mean by not enough room for a built in dishwasher near the plumbing, because the plumbing for my dishwasher is actually under my sink. This whole counter is only about 8ft long.
September 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'm not sure what you mean by not enough room for a built in dishwasher near the plumbing, because the plumbing for my dishwasher is actually under my sink. This whole counter is only about 8ft long.
What that sounds like in my house.
September 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
What that sounds like in my house.
Soooo cute. Worth all the effort!
Meanwhile, someone fed my gremlin after midnight.
Meanwhile, someone fed my gremlin after midnight.
September 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Soooo cute. Worth all the effort!
Meanwhile, someone fed my gremlin after midnight.
Meanwhile, someone fed my gremlin after midnight.
I swear CatSumo should be a pre-requisite for people taking in large, independent cats from outside. There is nothing better that I have found for actually tiring Vincent out. Basically a durable puppet on a bite sleeve. It lets him grab and kick and bite as hard as he wants. I balked at $70, but...
September 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I swear CatSumo should be a pre-requisite for people taking in large, independent cats from outside. There is nothing better that I have found for actually tiring Vincent out. Basically a durable puppet on a bite sleeve. It lets him grab and kick and bite as hard as he wants. I balked at $70, but...
Vinnie is a sweet cat, but he constantly reminds me that he was wild at one point. He has instincts and urges that softly raised indoor cats do not always give in to. One of them is aggression. It isn't enough to just squash his aggro, it needs to be channeled somewhere. This is his Catsumo, Hunter.
September 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Vinnie is a sweet cat, but he constantly reminds me that he was wild at one point. He has instincts and urges that softly raised indoor cats do not always give in to. One of them is aggression. It isn't enough to just squash his aggro, it needs to be channeled somewhere. This is his Catsumo, Hunter.
A soundtrack so good it got its own "inspired by" album?
September 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
A soundtrack so good it got its own "inspired by" album?
The beach is such a therapeutic place. You really can't help but feel a little humbled in the presence of something as big and as wild as the ocean. It forces contemplation.
It's like standing at the edge of two worlds at once.
It's like standing at the edge of two worlds at once.
September 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The beach is such a therapeutic place. You really can't help but feel a little humbled in the presence of something as big and as wild as the ocean. It forces contemplation.
It's like standing at the edge of two worlds at once.
It's like standing at the edge of two worlds at once.