SimonSankoff
@thegoodsimon.bsky.social
Cheryl gave Larry so much shit over nothing and she's on board with all of this? Not fair!
back around 2008 there was talk of making this mutant shithead the hhs secretary and lots of lib friends were on board with it and we on the left tried to warn them that he was a freak
RFK Jr’s been “doing his own research” from grandpa Joe’s bookshelf
July 16, 2023 at 4:54 AM
Cheryl gave Larry so much shit over nothing and she's on board with all of this? Not fair!
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when you just got the best pussy of your life
July 12, 2023 at 11:05 PM
when you just got the best pussy of your life
@macelikespace.bsky.social Did you ever used to watch these guys growing up? I hated them. Disgusting little monsters.
July 15, 2023 at 1:50 AM
@macelikespace.bsky.social Did you ever used to watch these guys growing up? I hated them. Disgusting little monsters.
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Average Italo disco comment:
Summer of 88. best year of my life. I can still smell her parfum. Cheers from Copenhagen.
Average US funk comment:
RIP uncle Red. He’d still dance to this even after they took his pension
Average classic rock comment:
family court takes everything you say so literal 🤬
Summer of 88. best year of my life. I can still smell her parfum. Cheers from Copenhagen.
Average US funk comment:
RIP uncle Red. He’d still dance to this even after they took his pension
Average classic rock comment:
family court takes everything you say so literal 🤬
July 12, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Average Italo disco comment:
Summer of 88. best year of my life. I can still smell her parfum. Cheers from Copenhagen.
Average US funk comment:
RIP uncle Red. He’d still dance to this even after they took his pension
Average classic rock comment:
family court takes everything you say so literal 🤬
Summer of 88. best year of my life. I can still smell her parfum. Cheers from Copenhagen.
Average US funk comment:
RIP uncle Red. He’d still dance to this even after they took his pension
Average classic rock comment:
family court takes everything you say so literal 🤬
Sorry for cheating with the Jennings's but they're a unit
July 10, 2023 at 4:31 AM
Sorry for cheating with the Jennings's but they're a unit
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I'm your mama
I'm your daddy
That Italian
In the alley
I'm your doughboy, when in need
Gotta eat, I can feed
You know me, I'm your friend
I make crusts thick or thin
I'm your pizzaman
I'm your daddy
That Italian
In the alley
I'm your doughboy, when in need
Gotta eat, I can feed
You know me, I'm your friend
I make crusts thick or thin
I'm your pizzaman
any “person” can work the counter
but pizza
for pizza…i seek a man
a man of…experience
but pizza
for pizza…i seek a man
a man of…experience
July 10, 2023 at 12:33 AM
I'm your mama
I'm your daddy
That Italian
In the alley
I'm your doughboy, when in need
Gotta eat, I can feed
You know me, I'm your friend
I make crusts thick or thin
I'm your pizzaman
I'm your daddy
That Italian
In the alley
I'm your doughboy, when in need
Gotta eat, I can feed
You know me, I'm your friend
I make crusts thick or thin
I'm your pizzaman
They should make an action anime about wine tasters.
"He... he detected fourteen notes in that glass."
"But, but that's impossible! Even Master Shinjo could only detect eleven!"
"He... he detected fourteen notes in that glass."
"But, but that's impossible! Even Master Shinjo could only detect eleven!"
July 9, 2023 at 3:56 AM
They should make an action anime about wine tasters.
"He... he detected fourteen notes in that glass."
"But, but that's impossible! Even Master Shinjo could only detect eleven!"
"He... he detected fourteen notes in that glass."
"But, but that's impossible! Even Master Shinjo could only detect eleven!"
I read in an online recipe that you can use ginger ale to deglaze a pot if you don’t have wine and I tried it and it made so much smoke the fire department came over
July 8, 2023 at 9:45 PM
I read in an online recipe that you can use ginger ale to deglaze a pot if you don’t have wine and I tried it and it made so much smoke the fire department came over
Didn't take the world by storm the way I'd hoped it would, but many geniuses remain unappreciated in their own time
July 8, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Didn't take the world by storm the way I'd hoped it would, but many geniuses remain unappreciated in their own time
One of the things I love about starting fresh on here is that I can repost all my best Tweets (ones that got five or six likes instead of two or three)
July 8, 2023 at 2:19 AM
One of the things I love about starting fresh on here is that I can repost all my best Tweets (ones that got five or six likes instead of two or three)
One of my favourite movie tropes is when our hero's beating up a group of goons and is inexplicably harder on one of them than the rest. Everyone's dispatched with a lone punch or kick then this schmuck catches five fists to the face gets flipped over and has his arm broken. Just not his day.
July 7, 2023 at 11:23 PM
One of my favourite movie tropes is when our hero's beating up a group of goons and is inexplicably harder on one of them than the rest. Everyone's dispatched with a lone punch or kick then this schmuck catches five fists to the face gets flipped over and has his arm broken. Just not his day.
Don't hear much about Kwanzaa anymore. Growing up it got linked with Christmas and Hanukkah in every school announcement or PSA. Guess when we shifted over to the more generic "Happy Holidays" it got lost in the shuffle.
July 7, 2023 at 3:42 AM
Don't hear much about Kwanzaa anymore. Growing up it got linked with Christmas and Hanukkah in every school announcement or PSA. Guess when we shifted over to the more generic "Happy Holidays" it got lost in the shuffle.
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My first skeet promoting my writing. This one's about a young girl, her uncle and a case of mistaken identity as they drive thru a near-future Texas town with all its human residents evicted to make room for a VR company’s data center
https://signalmountainreview.wordpress.com/2022/11/02/r-t-ester/
https://signalmountainreview.wordpress.com/2022/11/02/r-t-ester/
R.T. Ester
White Sedan Between Houston and the Dallas metro, commuters on Interstate 45 expect that they will spend ten minutes trying to get out of Midville. Some who recall the scenic stretch it once was might...
signalmountainreview.wordpress.com
July 5, 2023 at 5:04 PM
My first skeet promoting my writing. This one's about a young girl, her uncle and a case of mistaken identity as they drive thru a near-future Texas town with all its human residents evicted to make room for a VR company’s data center
https://signalmountainreview.wordpress.com/2022/11/02/r-t-ester/
https://signalmountainreview.wordpress.com/2022/11/02/r-t-ester/
What's the point of trying to keep away all the people on Twitter we don't like if we're just gonna spend all day screenshotting their tweets and getting mad at them? For the love of God we escaped! We have the chance to do something real. We can post the lunches we always wanted to post now.
July 4, 2023 at 10:56 PM
What's the point of trying to keep away all the people on Twitter we don't like if we're just gonna spend all day screenshotting their tweets and getting mad at them? For the love of God we escaped! We have the chance to do something real. We can post the lunches we always wanted to post now.
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Excellent article about Zaslav here that GQ pulled for no reason. Only complaint is it isn't longer!
Just a moment...
archive.ph
July 4, 2023 at 8:34 PM
Excellent article about Zaslav here that GQ pulled for no reason. Only complaint is it isn't longer!
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
July 4, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
Not gonna be a problem for me boss 👍
nobody get any 5 digit numbers on posts please I think it would break the UI
July 4, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Not gonna be a problem for me boss 👍
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Person who’s been on BlueSky for 1 month: Howdy there newbies! Just a lil’ reminder- to be a rootin’ tootin’ poster you gotta oppose fascism in all yer skeets!
Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide
Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR
Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide
Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR
July 2, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Person who’s been on BlueSky for 1 month: Howdy there newbies! Just a lil’ reminder- to be a rootin’ tootin’ poster you gotta oppose fascism in all yer skeets!
Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide
Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR
Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide
Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR
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"I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!", my old man yelled, before sitting me down and carefully drawing a VHS of Old Yeller from its box. He then savagely beat me with the VHS.
July 2, 2023 at 7:17 PM
"I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!", my old man yelled, before sitting me down and carefully drawing a VHS of Old Yeller from its box. He then savagely beat me with the VHS.
Some astounding looking heads on CBC news today
July 2, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Some astounding looking heads on CBC news today
Haven't seen nearly as many as I usually do but Asteroid City takes it for me.
Now that we’re halfway through 2023, what’s your favorite film of the year so far?
July 2, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Haven't seen nearly as many as I usually do but Asteroid City takes it for me.
Can't help but admire the way this site is just a pure Twitter ripoff. Not even the usual pretenses.
July 2, 2023 at 4:13 AM
Can't help but admire the way this site is just a pure Twitter ripoff. Not even the usual pretenses.
The best part about moving over here is not having to refollow all the mutuals I'd grown sick of but been too squeamish to dump over the years.
July 2, 2023 at 3:32 AM
The best part about moving over here is not having to refollow all the mutuals I'd grown sick of but been too squeamish to dump over the years.