I don't have the heart to kick him off my laptop so I guess I'm done watching a movie forever.
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I don't have the heart to kick him off my laptop so I guess I'm done watching a movie forever.
Is it cake? I don't know but I'm about to find out.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Is it cake? I don't know but I'm about to find out.
I inadvertently submitted two poems that had nothing to do with Northern California to a journal that was only accepting poems about Northern California. They were not accepted but this would have been a more interesting story if they were.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I inadvertently submitted two poems that had nothing to do with Northern California to a journal that was only accepting poems about Northern California. They were not accepted but this would have been a more interesting story if they were.
Only the people of the United States would oust a leader because he's awful and then re-elect him four years later when he's even more awful.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Only the people of the United States would oust a leader because he's awful and then re-elect him four years later when he's even more awful.
I'm in my Agatha Christie movies but I can't afford BritBox era.
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'm in my Agatha Christie movies but I can't afford BritBox era.
GPS: You will be 56 minutes late to your destination.
Me: Maybe I can bend time and still make it.
Me: Maybe I can bend time and still make it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
GPS: You will be 56 minutes late to your destination.
Me: Maybe I can bend time and still make it.
Me: Maybe I can bend time and still make it.
My cats are like: Binow
And I'm like: Yes, of course.
And I'm like: Yes, of course.
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My cats are like: Binow
And I'm like: Yes, of course.
And I'm like: Yes, of course.
I'm eating air fried shrimp and watching Christmas movies. Otherwise known as the perfect Friday night.
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'm eating air fried shrimp and watching Christmas movies. Otherwise known as the perfect Friday night.
Zooropa + Fruitopia = Zootopia. I will be accepting no further questions at this time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Zooropa + Fruitopia = Zootopia. I will be accepting no further questions at this time.
I wonder what Tommy and Gina from Livin' on a Prayer are up to these days?
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I wonder what Tommy and Gina from Livin' on a Prayer are up to these days?
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed because I have a she-shed that is used for being cozy and reading books. No sharps or tools allowed.
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed because I have a she-shed that is used for being cozy and reading books. No sharps or tools allowed.
One time an ear nose and throat doctor told me I had some of the cleanest tonsils he had ever seen and I'm still living off that high four years later.
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
One time an ear nose and throat doctor told me I had some of the cleanest tonsils he had ever seen and I'm still living off that high four years later.
Why did I put these on before I put my costume and make-up on?
November 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Why did I put these on before I put my costume and make-up on?
"Listen, in some ways, I get it. When I came on the scene in 2001, I probably seemed pretty unsavory compared to the competitors. But that was when academic research happened in libraries and George W. Bush was considered the stupidest president." 🤣🤣🤣
"I’m not looking so bad now, huh? Absolute best case, the LLM-generated legal advice you get is merely plagiarizing, probably from me. But more likely, it’s a mish-mash of Reddit posts filtered through an algorithm coded by a Belarusian teen on the run from Interpol."
Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology
“Wikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, now stands as the leading force for the dum...
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November 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Listen, in some ways, I get it. When I came on the scene in 2001, I probably seemed pretty unsavory compared to the competitors. But that was when academic research happened in libraries and George W. Bush was considered the stupidest president." 🤣🤣🤣
Speed dating axe throwing is an actual thing. Let's quickly get to know each other and also show off our axe skills.
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Speed dating axe throwing is an actual thing. Let's quickly get to know each other and also show off our axe skills.
Sure the country is spiraling into an authoritarian police state hellscape but I did just win $2 in the lottery. It really evens itself out.
October 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Sure the country is spiraling into an authoritarian police state hellscape but I did just win $2 in the lottery. It really evens itself out.
Nerds Gummy Clusters are the best use of Nerds and gummies to-date.
October 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Nerds Gummy Clusters are the best use of Nerds and gummies to-date.
I think we can all agree that boxed Rice Krispies treats are rigid imposters.
October 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think we can all agree that boxed Rice Krispies treats are rigid imposters.
I want a lemon tattoo but I don't know the best possible place to get a lemon tattoo. Why isn't there a shop called Tattooz-R-Kool? Then I would definitely know where to go.
October 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I want a lemon tattoo but I don't know the best possible place to get a lemon tattoo. Why isn't there a shop called Tattooz-R-Kool? Then I would definitely know where to go.
I want to be a part of a writing community like I was on twitter, but I am absolutely too lazy to make that happen.
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I want to be a part of a writing community like I was on twitter, but I am absolutely too lazy to make that happen.
The only reason why socialism is so maligned is because it asks of you to think outside of yourself and no one wants to do that in this country.
October 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The only reason why socialism is so maligned is because it asks of you to think outside of yourself and no one wants to do that in this country.
You know where you are? You're in the hair salon, baby, and you're gonna dye.
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You know where you are? You're in the hair salon, baby, and you're gonna dye.
Let's all close ourselves up like a mollusk. It's safer.
October 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Let's all close ourselves up like a mollusk. It's safer.
All the 'No Kings' protests are warming some of the cold parts of my heart.
October 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
All the 'No Kings' protests are warming some of the cold parts of my heart.
Charles Kittens loves baskets.
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Charles Kittens loves baskets.