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categorizing star wars glup shittos, one ben quadinaros at a time
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12/3 GLUP SHITTO OF THE DAY: ELZAR MANN!
Gluppiness: 3
Solidly gluppy
Obscurity: 3.75
A main lead in the High Republic novels, but those are highly overlooked by the casual audience (WHICH IS LAME!!!)
Grandma Factor: 5,
There is literally 0 HR merch, let alone Elzar Mann. Fix it disney.
Gluppiness: 3
Solidly gluppy
Obscurity: 3.75
A main lead in the High Republic novels, but those are highly overlooked by the casual audience (WHICH IS LAME!!!)
Grandma Factor: 5,
There is literally 0 HR merch, let alone Elzar Mann. Fix it disney.
December 3, 2024 at 11:59 PM
12/3 GLUP SHITTO OF THE DAY: ELZAR MANN!
Gluppiness: 3
Solidly gluppy
Obscurity: 3.75
A main lead in the High Republic novels, but those are highly overlooked by the casual audience (WHICH IS LAME!!!)
Grandma Factor: 5,
There is literally 0 HR merch, let alone Elzar Mann. Fix it disney.
Gluppiness: 3
Solidly gluppy
Obscurity: 3.75
A main lead in the High Republic novels, but those are highly overlooked by the casual audience (WHICH IS LAME!!!)
Grandma Factor: 5,
There is literally 0 HR merch, let alone Elzar Mann. Fix it disney.
12/2 GLUP SHITTO OF THE DAY: AUNT Z!
Gluppiness: 4,
Full name is Z'Vk'Thkrkza… prime glup.
Obscurity: 3.5, appeared in the most underrated SW animated show
Grandma Factor: 4,
You MIGHT get an Unkar Plutt figure… but zero shot grandma will get you Aunt Z merch
Gluppiness: 4,
Full name is Z'Vk'Thkrkza… prime glup.
Obscurity: 3.5, appeared in the most underrated SW animated show
Grandma Factor: 4,
You MIGHT get an Unkar Plutt figure… but zero shot grandma will get you Aunt Z merch
December 2, 2024 at 5:57 PM
12/2 GLUP SHITTO OF THE DAY: AUNT Z!
Gluppiness: 4,
Full name is Z'Vk'Thkrkza… prime glup.
Obscurity: 3.5, appeared in the most underrated SW animated show
Grandma Factor: 4,
You MIGHT get an Unkar Plutt figure… but zero shot grandma will get you Aunt Z merch
Gluppiness: 4,
Full name is Z'Vk'Thkrkza… prime glup.
Obscurity: 3.5, appeared in the most underrated SW animated show
Grandma Factor: 4,
You MIGHT get an Unkar Plutt figure… but zero shot grandma will get you Aunt Z merch
12/1 GLUP SHITTO OF THE DAY: BAZIL!
Gluppiness: 3,
Good glup, would get more points if he had a good last name
Obscurity: 3,
Supporting role in the Acolyte
Grandma Factor: 2,
If you say “get me the otter” you’ll almost surely get Bazil
WP: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Bazil#g...
Gluppiness: 3,
Good glup, would get more points if he had a good last name
Obscurity: 3,
Supporting role in the Acolyte
Grandma Factor: 2,
If you say “get me the otter” you’ll almost surely get Bazil
WP: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Bazil#g...
December 1, 2024 at 2:36 PM
12/1 GLUP SHITTO OF THE DAY: BAZIL!
Gluppiness: 3,
Good glup, would get more points if he had a good last name
Obscurity: 3,
Supporting role in the Acolyte
Grandma Factor: 2,
If you say “get me the otter” you’ll almost surely get Bazil
WP: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Bazil#g...
Gluppiness: 3,
Good glup, would get more points if he had a good last name
Obscurity: 3,
Supporting role in the Acolyte
Grandma Factor: 2,
If you say “get me the otter” you’ll almost surely get Bazil
WP: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Bazil#g...
11/30 GLUP SHITTO OF THE DAY: MERRIN!
Gluppiness: 2,
Not too gluppy
Obscurity: 2.5,
Major character in the Jedi games
Grandma Factor: 2.5
Decent amount of merch, with a little guidance grandma could probably figure it out
WP: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Merrin
Gluppiness: 2,
Not too gluppy
Obscurity: 2.5,
Major character in the Jedi games
Grandma Factor: 2.5
Decent amount of merch, with a little guidance grandma could probably figure it out
WP: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Merrin
November 30, 2024 at 8:12 PM
11/30 GLUP SHITTO OF THE DAY: MERRIN!
Gluppiness: 2,
Not too gluppy
Obscurity: 2.5,
Major character in the Jedi games
Grandma Factor: 2.5
Decent amount of merch, with a little guidance grandma could probably figure it out
WP: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Merrin
Gluppiness: 2,
Not too gluppy
Obscurity: 2.5,
Major character in the Jedi games
Grandma Factor: 2.5
Decent amount of merch, with a little guidance grandma could probably figure it out
WP: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Merrin
11/28 GLUP SHITTO OF THE DAY: C’AI THRENALLI!
Gluppiness: 2.5,
Lacks true glup. Solid name otherwise
Obscurity: 3,
Appeared in all 3 ST films, but was only named in the LEGO TFA game
Grandma Factor: 3.5, Not the only Abednedo resistance pilot, but does a figure. 50/50 on if you’ll get him or Asty
Gluppiness: 2.5,
Lacks true glup. Solid name otherwise
Obscurity: 3,
Appeared in all 3 ST films, but was only named in the LEGO TFA game
Grandma Factor: 3.5, Not the only Abednedo resistance pilot, but does a figure. 50/50 on if you’ll get him or Asty
November 28, 2024 at 3:47 PM
11/28 GLUP SHITTO OF THE DAY: C’AI THRENALLI!
Gluppiness: 2.5,
Lacks true glup. Solid name otherwise
Obscurity: 3,
Appeared in all 3 ST films, but was only named in the LEGO TFA game
Grandma Factor: 3.5, Not the only Abednedo resistance pilot, but does a figure. 50/50 on if you’ll get him or Asty
Gluppiness: 2.5,
Lacks true glup. Solid name otherwise
Obscurity: 3,
Appeared in all 3 ST films, but was only named in the LEGO TFA game
Grandma Factor: 3.5, Not the only Abednedo resistance pilot, but does a figure. 50/50 on if you’ll get him or Asty
11/27 GLUP SHITTO(s) OF THE DAY: WINLOSS & NOKK!
Gluppiness: 2,
Winloss is pretty gluppy, but Nokk is missing the special sauce
Obscurity: 4,
Only appears in a few 2016 Dr. Aphra comics
Grandma Factor: 5, Even if Nokk had merch, grandma would just get you a Bossk figure and call it a day.
Gluppiness: 2,
Winloss is pretty gluppy, but Nokk is missing the special sauce
Obscurity: 4,
Only appears in a few 2016 Dr. Aphra comics
Grandma Factor: 5, Even if Nokk had merch, grandma would just get you a Bossk figure and call it a day.
November 27, 2024 at 3:47 PM
11/27 GLUP SHITTO(s) OF THE DAY: WINLOSS & NOKK!
Gluppiness: 2,
Winloss is pretty gluppy, but Nokk is missing the special sauce
Obscurity: 4,
Only appears in a few 2016 Dr. Aphra comics
Grandma Factor: 5, Even if Nokk had merch, grandma would just get you a Bossk figure and call it a day.
Gluppiness: 2,
Winloss is pretty gluppy, but Nokk is missing the special sauce
Obscurity: 4,
Only appears in a few 2016 Dr. Aphra comics
Grandma Factor: 5, Even if Nokk had merch, grandma would just get you a Bossk figure and call it a day.
11/26 GLUP SHITTO OF THE DAY: MAX REBO!
Gluppiness: 4,
Solidly Gluppy name
Accessibility: 2,
Appears in ROTJ, but only briefly
Grandma Factor: 2,
Distinct enough appearance, decent selection of memorabilia, Grandma will probably find you a Rebo for xmas
WP: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Maximil...
Gluppiness: 4,
Solidly Gluppy name
Accessibility: 2,
Appears in ROTJ, but only briefly
Grandma Factor: 2,
Distinct enough appearance, decent selection of memorabilia, Grandma will probably find you a Rebo for xmas
WP: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Maximil...
November 26, 2024 at 4:42 PM
11/26 GLUP SHITTO OF THE DAY: MAX REBO!
Gluppiness: 4,
Solidly Gluppy name
Accessibility: 2,
Appears in ROTJ, but only briefly
Grandma Factor: 2,
Distinct enough appearance, decent selection of memorabilia, Grandma will probably find you a Rebo for xmas
WP: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Maximil...
Gluppiness: 4,
Solidly Gluppy name
Accessibility: 2,
Appears in ROTJ, but only briefly
Grandma Factor: 2,
Distinct enough appearance, decent selection of memorabilia, Grandma will probably find you a Rebo for xmas
WP: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Maximil...
Hello!
In the pursuit of finding the Gluppiest Shitto™️, I’ve started this account to rank and categorize any and all Star Wars characters!
Our scoring system is as follows:
1. Gluppiness
2. Accessibility
3. The “Grandma” Factor
(explained below)
In the pursuit of finding the Gluppiest Shitto™️, I’ve started this account to rank and categorize any and all Star Wars characters!
Our scoring system is as follows:
1. Gluppiness
2. Accessibility
3. The “Grandma” Factor
(explained below)
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November 26, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Hello!
In the pursuit of finding the Gluppiest Shitto™️, I’ve started this account to rank and categorize any and all Star Wars characters!
Our scoring system is as follows:
1. Gluppiness
2. Accessibility
3. The “Grandma” Factor
(explained below)
In the pursuit of finding the Gluppiest Shitto™️, I’ve started this account to rank and categorize any and all Star Wars characters!
Our scoring system is as follows:
1. Gluppiness
2. Accessibility
3. The “Grandma” Factor
(explained below)