It's TheGirlPie!
@thegirlpie.bsky.social
Caustic encourager, busy procrastinator, natural blonde, and grateful you're so smart/funny/attractive~ (since '08 and still!)
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It's TheGirlPie!
@thegirlpie.bsky.social
· Nov 24
My former flame describes his beloved: "She's amazing in a hundred different ways." My guy describes me: "Chatty."
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This is the time in the evening where I like to play a little game in the kitchen called What else we got?
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is the time in the evening where I like to play a little game in the kitchen called What else we got?
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It turns out my computer has holiday brain
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It turns out my computer has holiday brain
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Don't have an advent calendar, so I'm opening a different neighbor's window every morning.
Today's pic: screaming man in a bath. Not very festive
Today's pic: screaming man in a bath. Not very festive
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Don't have an advent calendar, so I'm opening a different neighbor's window every morning.
Today's pic: screaming man in a bath. Not very festive
Today's pic: screaming man in a bath. Not very festive
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you there,boy
go set up the street
and tell Monday
to henceforth fucketh the fuck off
go set up the street
and tell Monday
to henceforth fucketh the fuck off
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
you there,boy
go set up the street
and tell Monday
to henceforth fucketh the fuck off
go set up the street
and tell Monday
to henceforth fucketh the fuck off
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Jay-eff-see
What is YOUR Word of the Year for 2025?
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Jay-eff-see
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Dear friends and followers, you are not appreciating my hilarious skeets and I've noticed
Advent calendar of the stuff your cat has thrown up
advent calendar of the tears of my enemies
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Dear friends and followers, you are not appreciating my hilarious skeets and I've noticed
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you’ve that bookstore glow about you
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
you’ve that bookstore glow about you
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I get cardio by getting off the couch, walking right up to the tv screen to read the text messages a person sends or receives.
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I get cardio by getting off the couch, walking right up to the tv screen to read the text messages a person sends or receives.
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Help...I have heard that some people look at a light to /stop/ a sneeze. I am very much the opposite. Are there people out there who have this anti-sneeze reaction when looking at something bright??
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Help...I have heard that some people look at a light to /stop/ a sneeze. I am very much the opposite. Are there people out there who have this anti-sneeze reaction when looking at something bright??
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you’re like the wind beneath my wings if i had wings and you were windy
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
you’re like the wind beneath my wings if i had wings and you were windy
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Taking my daughter back to college. The number of cars off the road from yesterday’s storm until I got bored of counting: 29.
November 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Taking my daughter back to college. The number of cars off the road from yesterday’s storm until I got bored of counting: 29.
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crowds of trees > crowds of people
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
crowds of trees > crowds of people
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I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
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The best time to go to bed was half an hour ago. The second best time is now.
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The best time to go to bed was half an hour ago. The second best time is now.
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Getting an early start on opening my mail from February 2025.
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Getting an early start on opening my mail from February 2025.
Sounds fun - I bet @granttanaka.bsky.social would like the distraction! 😁
Today we played Splurt at the hospital.
It’s a stack of 2-sided cards you flip over one at a time to create a question, and the 1st to give an answer gets the card that round.
Definitely an underrated title from @gamewrightbuffalo.bsky.social
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It’s a stack of 2-sided cards you flip over one at a time to create a question, and the 1st to give an answer gets the card that round.
Definitely an underrated title from @gamewrightbuffalo.bsky.social
amzn.to/4pHMoZI #ad
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Sounds fun - I bet @granttanaka.bsky.social would like the distraction! 😁
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For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
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Imagine if they just subsidized newspapers and magazines the way they’re subsidizing this slop
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Imagine if they just subsidized newspapers and magazines the way they’re subsidizing this slop
A short (6) savvy thread on seeing our reflection in the movie credits:
I've been watching credits more and more over the years. Not just sitting through them, but watching them. I have a little experience in the filmmaking process, but it's evolved quite a bit since I was in production on anything, and there are hundreds of movie jobs that didn't exist 30 years ago.
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
A short (6) savvy thread on seeing our reflection in the movie credits:
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psst last day to take advantage of this with guaranteed shipping by the holiday
Wanna support SMALL BIZ SATURDAY? Wanna support a cool indie bookstore? Want my books signed, personalized with holiday horror and sticker accompaniment shipped right to you? DO YOU WANT TO LIVE DELICIOUSLY. Then @doylestownbookshop.bsky.social has you covered:
doylestownbookshop.com/WendigHoliday
doylestownbookshop.com/WendigHoliday
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
psst last day to take advantage of this with guaranteed shipping by the holiday
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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Thanks so much, Dr D, for including me on this list. I'm honored.
Dr D is one of the best folks on this platform. If you don't follow him, you really ought to. 💙
Dr D is one of the best folks on this platform. If you don't follow him, you really ought to. 💙
In this week of gratitude, thankful for all these fellow fliers in these friendly blue skies!
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November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Thanks so much, Dr D, for including me on this list. I'm honored.
Dr D is one of the best folks on this platform. If you don't follow him, you really ought to. 💙
Dr D is one of the best folks on this platform. If you don't follow him, you really ought to. 💙
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It's nothing a pound of ham and a block of cheese can't fix.
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's nothing a pound of ham and a block of cheese can't fix.