Starts domain squatting on "Gnocchi & Gnockers" just in case

Did you move it out the garage or did it get there on its own?

Keep a close watch, ours just found its way into the house

Feel good crisp based movie setup as you now embark on a journey to find out who out there has the hula to match your hoops

Come to think of it in off to go see Wolf Alice at the arena in a couple of hours, will report back on whether or not I get bitten.

"the Dave Matthews band"

But yeah- the tea boy doesn't front up your BBC interviews on the day you buy the club!

The vague feeling I'm left with bizarrely is that he was kind of both.

A touch of self aggrandising delusion that he placed himself in the middle of everything in his head, but held at arms length deliberately by significantly more important/ shaddowy folk.

The only thing more American than it is the way Americans call out stuff americans do as "un-American" instead of just saying they don't like it.

It's literally the head of the American government laying out American international strategy.

By all means call it daft, but it really seems pretty American.

When skynet becomes sentient it won't be Arnie we need to worry about, & no-one should begrudge the smart toilets their well earned revenge on us all.

"At the end of my summer holiday I bumped into a charmingly talkative chap while queuing up at the gate and waiting for boarding.

Turns out he was a terrorist, but he really wanted to get back to Leeds that day so didn't do anything on our flight."

🤔 Unless I'm just amazing at subtle interrogation?! @MI6, hit me up

Can't help but feel he's again a patsy & fall guy for someone else behind the scenes for the terrorism stuff.

Admittedly only one brief meeting, but I feel if he were involved in terrorism he'd have outed himself by excitedly giving out his list of targets in the queue at greggs

I dm'd @uglygame.bsky.social following the interaction both due to the fact he was doing the main coverage of the Morecambe situation that I could see and that I was absolutely stunned by how indiscrete he was with a stranger at the airport.

(that's the 11yo's shoulder in shot there too)

After our summer holiday in Croatia/ Slovakia we crossed over to Italy and flew home from Venice and he was on the same Jet2 flight as us, having left his family to rush home to sign all the Morecambe paperwork.

😮

Stick em all in breakout rooms with a pointless task for 5 mins and crack on.