Gibby
@thegibbon.bsky.social
Statistically proven idiot because I mention football in my bio.
Building offshore wind farms
Building offshore wind farms
Do you think he just went for the stupid pose, or did he actually say "yoink" as he picked it up?
Or would that have been a shade too much cartoon villain for reality to take
Or would that have been a shade too much cartoon villain for reality to take
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Do you think he just went for the stupid pose, or did he actually say "yoink" as he picked it up?
Or would that have been a shade too much cartoon villain for reality to take
Or would that have been a shade too much cartoon villain for reality to take
Did you move it out the garage or did it get there on its own?
Keep a close watch, ours just found its way into the house
Keep a close watch, ours just found its way into the house
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Did you move it out the garage or did it get there on its own?
Keep a close watch, ours just found its way into the house
Keep a close watch, ours just found its way into the house
Sat at my desk and pressed the "All on" button and honestly felt a little drunk at my godlike power.
3 sets of lights outside, and four other sets across 3 rooms
LET THERE BE LIGHT! HE PROCLAIMED
3 sets of lights outside, and four other sets across 3 rooms
LET THERE BE LIGHT! HE PROCLAIMED
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sat at my desk and pressed the "All on" button and honestly felt a little drunk at my godlike power.
3 sets of lights outside, and four other sets across 3 rooms
LET THERE BE LIGHT! HE PROCLAIMED
3 sets of lights outside, and four other sets across 3 rooms
LET THERE BE LIGHT! HE PROCLAIMED
"let's try one more time Mr President, these cars are small, the ones in the rest of the world are just far away"
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"let's try one more time Mr President, these cars are small, the ones in the rest of the world are just far away"
"At the end of my summer holiday I bumped into a charmingly talkative chap while queuing up at the gate and waiting for boarding.
Turns out he was a terrorist, but he really wanted to get back to Leeds that day so didn't do anything on our flight."
Turns out he was a terrorist, but he really wanted to get back to Leeds that day so didn't do anything on our flight."
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"At the end of my summer holiday I bumped into a charmingly talkative chap while queuing up at the gate and waiting for boarding.
Turns out he was a terrorist, but he really wanted to get back to Leeds that day so didn't do anything on our flight."
Turns out he was a terrorist, but he really wanted to get back to Leeds that day so didn't do anything on our flight."
I dm'd @uglygame.bsky.social following the interaction both due to the fact he was doing the main coverage of the Morecambe situation that I could see and that I was absolutely stunned by how indiscrete he was with a stranger at the airport.
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I dm'd @uglygame.bsky.social following the interaction both due to the fact he was doing the main coverage of the Morecambe situation that I could see and that I was absolutely stunned by how indiscrete he was with a stranger at the airport.
I went to Google this thing about pigs not being able to look up because it sounded like trite folksy bullshit.
Instead I found the tweet became grifting trite folksy bullshit so now I find grudgingly respect the initial saccharin nonsense.
I think this says more about me than Vincent D'Onofrio
Instead I found the tweet became grifting trite folksy bullshit so now I find grudgingly respect the initial saccharin nonsense.
I think this says more about me than Vincent D'Onofrio
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I went to Google this thing about pigs not being able to look up because it sounded like trite folksy bullshit.
Instead I found the tweet became grifting trite folksy bullshit so now I find grudgingly respect the initial saccharin nonsense.
I think this says more about me than Vincent D'Onofrio
Instead I found the tweet became grifting trite folksy bullshit so now I find grudgingly respect the initial saccharin nonsense.
I think this says more about me than Vincent D'Onofrio
Contemplating adding a timer passthrough for the outside one too.
What could possiblie go wrong?
What could possiblie go wrong?
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Contemplating adding a timer passthrough for the outside one too.
What could possiblie go wrong?
What could possiblie go wrong?
Let the record show that, when the fire brigade dig out my charred husk from the smouldering wreckage of my house on the 14th December, those were the happiest 2 weeks of my life.
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Let the record show that, when the fire brigade dig out my charred husk from the smouldering wreckage of my house on the 14th December, those were the happiest 2 weeks of my life.
While I was away in Poland I got a delivery.
I subsequently have only gone and done a witchcraft to save crawling around under the sofa at the end of each evening.
I subsequently have only gone and done a witchcraft to save crawling around under the sofa at the end of each evening.
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
While I was away in Poland I got a delivery.
I subsequently have only gone and done a witchcraft to save crawling around under the sofa at the end of each evening.
I subsequently have only gone and done a witchcraft to save crawling around under the sofa at the end of each evening.
this seems... For want of a better term.... A bit grasping for the international spread of fascism adjacent
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM
this seems... For want of a better term.... A bit grasping for the international spread of fascism adjacent
It also includes a deeply weird diatribe about the European Union and "civilisational erasure".
A staggeringly odd document for a country to release
A staggeringly odd document for a country to release
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
It also includes a deeply weird diatribe about the European Union and "civilisational erasure".
A staggeringly odd document for a country to release
A staggeringly odd document for a country to release
What's the opposite of calling a pub out on cheating you on pints and measures?
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
What's the opposite of calling a pub out on cheating you on pints and measures?
Typical fucking Minoans, still carrying a grudge after 3500 years
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Typical fucking Minoans, still carrying a grudge after 3500 years
After being in his rucksack for the bus ride home, it's unsurprisingly easy to resist its charms.
Even the gyoza looks like it regrets its continued existence.
Even the gyoza looks like it regrets its continued existence.
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
After being in his rucksack for the bus ride home, it's unsurprisingly easy to resist its charms.
Even the gyoza looks like it regrets its continued existence.
Even the gyoza looks like it regrets its continued existence.
We like to tell ourselves how clever we are as humans, but while I've had all my teams meetings at my desk under a rug today, jumble has scheduled her 10.55, 11.45 and 13.15 to take place at the exact point the sun is hitting at those times
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
We like to tell ourselves how clever we are as humans, but while I've had all my teams meetings at my desk under a rug today, jumble has scheduled her 10.55, 11.45 and 13.15 to take place at the exact point the sun is hitting at those times
We did go for a run together after waving the kids off on the school bus. Mainly so we could swing past the butchers to put in the Christmas order.
Birthdays are all about ticking of jobs right? That's what makes a woman feel special?
I can't wait until she opens the hoover I got her later
Birthdays are all about ticking of jobs right? That's what makes a woman feel special?
I can't wait until she opens the hoover I got her later
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
We did go for a run together after waving the kids off on the school bus. Mainly so we could swing past the butchers to put in the Christmas order.
Birthdays are all about ticking of jobs right? That's what makes a woman feel special?
I can't wait until she opens the hoover I got her later
Birthdays are all about ticking of jobs right? That's what makes a woman feel special?
I can't wait until she opens the hoover I got her later
I like that they've even got the wee black footpads too
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I like that they've even got the wee black footpads too
Checkmate quiz setters, I've got this one in the bag
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Checkmate quiz setters, I've got this one in the bag
But as you say in the league last 9 games have been Duff so this includes that Peterborough defeat before he came in
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
But as you say in the league last 9 games have been Duff so this includes that Peterborough defeat before he came in
Not
A
Fucking
Clue.
I'm ripping the house apart. In a very "which was nice" moment I found this wedding present which we probably need to be drinking by now
A
Fucking
Clue.
I'm ripping the house apart. In a very "which was nice" moment I found this wedding present which we probably need to be drinking by now
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Not
A
Fucking
Clue.
I'm ripping the house apart. In a very "which was nice" moment I found this wedding present which we probably need to be drinking by now
A
Fucking
Clue.
I'm ripping the house apart. In a very "which was nice" moment I found this wedding present which we probably need to be drinking by now
"Can't park that there, mate"
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
"Can't park that there, mate"
Delighted to find after a 15 hour work day that I've booked myself accommodation in next door to a bar called "MeFisto" having a karaoke night until... *Checks website... Midnight😭
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Delighted to find after a 15 hour work day that I've booked myself accommodation in next door to a bar called "MeFisto" having a karaoke night until... *Checks website... Midnight😭