Gibby
@thegibbon.bsky.social
Statistically proven idiot because I mention football in my bio.
Building offshore wind farms
Building offshore wind farms
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Sat at my desk and pressed the "All on" button and honestly felt a little drunk at my godlike power.
3 sets of lights outside, and four other sets across 3 rooms
LET THERE BE LIGHT! HE PROCLAIMED
3 sets of lights outside, and four other sets across 3 rooms
LET THERE BE LIGHT! HE PROCLAIMED
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sat at my desk and pressed the "All on" button and honestly felt a little drunk at my godlike power.
3 sets of lights outside, and four other sets across 3 rooms
LET THERE BE LIGHT! HE PROCLAIMED
3 sets of lights outside, and four other sets across 3 rooms
LET THERE BE LIGHT! HE PROCLAIMED
"let's try one more time Mr President, these cars are small, the ones in the rest of the world are just far away"
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"let's try one more time Mr President, these cars are small, the ones in the rest of the world are just far away"
(photographed next to smurf todger for scale)
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
(photographed next to smurf todger for scale)
Ladies & Lads...
As well as this story being a bit mental for poor old Morecambe, I would just at this time like to say I am in no way a terrorist or terrorist supporter, just in case any incriminating pictures emerge. But ...
Source: BBC
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As well as this story being a bit mental for poor old Morecambe, I would just at this time like to say I am in no way a terrorist or terrorist supporter, just in case any incriminating pictures emerge. But ...
Source: BBC
search.app/7yKtT
Panjab Warriors: Morecambe takeover figure accused of terrorism involvement
A key figure behind the Morecambe FC takeover deal is sanctioned by the UK government over accusations of involvement in terrorism.
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December 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Ladies & Lads...
As well as this story being a bit mental for poor old Morecambe, I would just at this time like to say I am in no way a terrorist or terrorist supporter, just in case any incriminating pictures emerge. But ...
Source: BBC
search.app/7yKtT
As well as this story being a bit mental for poor old Morecambe, I would just at this time like to say I am in no way a terrorist or terrorist supporter, just in case any incriminating pictures emerge. But ...
Source: BBC
search.app/7yKtT
I went to Google this thing about pigs not being able to look up because it sounded like trite folksy bullshit.
Instead I found the tweet became grifting trite folksy bullshit so now I find grudgingly respect the initial saccharin nonsense.
I think this says more about me than Vincent D'Onofrio
Instead I found the tweet became grifting trite folksy bullshit so now I find grudgingly respect the initial saccharin nonsense.
I think this says more about me than Vincent D'Onofrio
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I went to Google this thing about pigs not being able to look up because it sounded like trite folksy bullshit.
Instead I found the tweet became grifting trite folksy bullshit so now I find grudgingly respect the initial saccharin nonsense.
I think this says more about me than Vincent D'Onofrio
Instead I found the tweet became grifting trite folksy bullshit so now I find grudgingly respect the initial saccharin nonsense.
I think this says more about me than Vincent D'Onofrio
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A Magical Scottish Christmas- One Year Later
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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December 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Looks like there's a yearning to once again live in beige times
they should have a separate color of the year for people who haven’t lost the will to live
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Looks like there's a yearning to once again live in beige times
While I was away in Poland I got a delivery.
I subsequently have only gone and done a witchcraft to save crawling around under the sofa at the end of each evening.
I subsequently have only gone and done a witchcraft to save crawling around under the sofa at the end of each evening.
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
While I was away in Poland I got a delivery.
I subsequently have only gone and done a witchcraft to save crawling around under the sofa at the end of each evening.
I subsequently have only gone and done a witchcraft to save crawling around under the sofa at the end of each evening.
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Because I simply don’t have enough to do.. I’m doing #WillowsChristmasAdvent
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Because I simply don’t have enough to do.. I’m doing #WillowsChristmasAdvent
What's the opposite of calling a pub out on cheating you on pints and measures?
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
What's the opposite of calling a pub out on cheating you on pints and measures?
Typical fucking Minoans, still carrying a grudge after 3500 years
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Typical fucking Minoans, still carrying a grudge after 3500 years
The lad made sushi in food tech today and they sent him back with some in a tupperware.
Ho ho ho, I'm not that fucking stupid buckos.
Didn't realise that his teacher saw me as a mortal enemy if I'm honest
Ho ho ho, I'm not that fucking stupid buckos.
Didn't realise that his teacher saw me as a mortal enemy if I'm honest
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The lad made sushi in food tech today and they sent him back with some in a tupperware.
Ho ho ho, I'm not that fucking stupid buckos.
Didn't realise that his teacher saw me as a mortal enemy if I'm honest
Ho ho ho, I'm not that fucking stupid buckos.
Didn't realise that his teacher saw me as a mortal enemy if I'm honest
We like to tell ourselves how clever we are as humans, but while I've had all my teams meetings at my desk under a rug today, jumble has scheduled her 10.55, 11.45 and 13.15 to take place at the exact point the sun is hitting at those times
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
We like to tell ourselves how clever we are as humans, but while I've had all my teams meetings at my desk under a rug today, jumble has scheduled her 10.55, 11.45 and 13.15 to take place at the exact point the sun is hitting at those times
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Time to get your Cliff Richard 2026 calendars.
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Time to get your Cliff Richard 2026 calendars.
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
Mrs G's birthday and I've taken the day off so we can go into town together.
Being an organised sort I put the seats down in the car so I could fit the old sofa with nails sticking out in and we could swing by the dump on the way.
She's a lucky lady that one 👍
Being an organised sort I put the seats down in the car so I could fit the old sofa with nails sticking out in and we could swing by the dump on the way.
She's a lucky lady that one 👍
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Mrs G's birthday and I've taken the day off so we can go into town together.
Being an organised sort I put the seats down in the car so I could fit the old sofa with nails sticking out in and we could swing by the dump on the way.
She's a lucky lady that one 👍
Being an organised sort I put the seats down in the car so I could fit the old sofa with nails sticking out in and we could swing by the dump on the way.
She's a lucky lady that one 👍
Not to be too old man shouts at cloud, but this is really jarring as a headline on the social media posting & I'm intrigued as to what's behind it. "Juice boxes" is very anachronistically American for a UK story from UK media
Birmingham father and son linked to £20m heroin hidden in juice boxes
Birmingham father and son linked to £20m heroin hidden in juice boxes
Colin and Lee Bartlett were part of an organised crime group, the National Crime Agency says.
www.bbc.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Not to be too old man shouts at cloud, but this is really jarring as a headline on the social media posting & I'm intrigued as to what's behind it. "Juice boxes" is very anachronistically American for a UK story from UK media
So I'm back from Poland but having an absolute shocker. Mrs G's birthday is Monday and her presents from me and the boys arrived in the week before I went so I snaffled them and hid them away and now haven't a flipping clue where I put them.
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
So I'm back from Poland but having an absolute shocker. Mrs G's birthday is Monday and her presents from me and the boys arrived in the week before I went so I snaffled them and hid them away and now haven't a flipping clue where I put them.
"Can't park that there, mate"
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
"Can't park that there, mate"
Hello again Gdynia.
It feels far too early still to have made it this far from home
It feels far too early still to have made it this far from home
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Hello again Gdynia.
It feels far too early still to have made it this far from home
It feels far too early still to have made it this far from home
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I can only imagine how frustrating it must be for Labour that voters refuse to recognise the difference between the government's progressive, well-intentioned racism and the destructive, toxic racism of Reform and the far-right.
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I can only imagine how frustrating it must be for Labour that voters refuse to recognise the difference between the government's progressive, well-intentioned racism and the destructive, toxic racism of Reform and the far-right.
I for one am quite pleased the Scotland team are having no truck with any sort of false home narrative tonight.
"You know we're shite, aye?"
"You know we're shite, aye?"
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I for one am quite pleased the Scotland team are having no truck with any sort of false home narrative tonight.
"You know we're shite, aye?"
"You know we're shite, aye?"
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Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know
No, YOU'RE childish, I'm a Wildean wit let down by my leftover bits of pastry cock.
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
No, YOU'RE childish, I'm a Wildean wit let down by my leftover bits of pastry cock.
In many ways I think the uncropped shot is even more arresting
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
In many ways I think the uncropped shot is even more arresting