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I’m 30 or 40 years old and I don’t need this
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This beard looks like what drag kings draw on for their first show
Got served a Christian/manosphere vid on Instagram and am in awe of...whatever's going on here, aesthetically speaking.
we’re never getting the full epstein files at least not from this government. expose the pedos but the epstein files ain’t it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
i’m convinced vegans actually just like torturing themselves
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
if I gave you a burrito would you hug me?
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I keep seeing posts saying calling trump fat is fat phobic. i can see how it can be interpreted that way, for sure. but here’s the thing, brenda, we aren’t fucking talking about you so sit down and enjoy the ride.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
watching some of you debate the ethics of video game distribution is wild to me. like games are fun and all but your big three console makers are definitely robbing you no matter what. sorry pals.
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i’ve actually muted myself
i would mute my own child on here. i dont give a fuck
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the McRib is back stfu
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i’m just a spray cheese dick stop taking me seriously
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
some of you try to be too serious too often on this website
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
jfc can yall stop sharing lame ass anime “art”

I can’t stand all these sapphic cat girls and lesbian gentlemen kissing each other all the time. make what you want but this shit is beige af
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
this is why I tell you guys that Epstein Files arent as important as many of you place on them. If they do get released, what do all you ding dongs think is going to happen? the law doesn’t apply to these people anymore (if it ever did). The people you want to take down with them will not be taken
This is your daily reminder that if something is written in Project 2025 it cannot be a distraction from the Epstein files.

Please use your heads.
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
the class of 2026 is going to graduate into the worst economic circumstances and it’s not being talked about. there won’t be jobs for them. they will work in the same industry they were in before college. home prices will be down but no one will be able to afford them. corps will buy every home
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
how many different independent journalists’ subscriptions do I need to get the “real” news? it seems like a lot. maybe yall should idk get together and put all your articles in one place not run by nazis jfc
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I tutor some kids in philosophy. today we talked about reality. I asked them what they thought reality was right now and one said “donald trump sucks.” I can’t put it more succinctly than an 11 year old.
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I went to a second Halloween party last night and why did I go to two parties two nights in a row? I’m 40. I’m so dumb.

I’m just gonna climb into my grave preemptively
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
since we’re doing a lot of deck chair rearranging re: the 2024 election, I’d like to point out that Obama didn’t win because his campaign was “McCain Bad!” or “Romney Bad!” he had substantive policy proposals that energized voters. If he ran the same campaign as Harris he would have lost, too.
October 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I hate chai lattes. What are you drinking some warm cinnamon milk and tea? You need nana to come tuck you in too?
October 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
what’s the best alternative to Spotify? I have a ton of playlists, many with artists who are genre popular. I have to be able to transfer my playlists because they are what I actually listen to.
October 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
how many words to I have to mute before I stop seeing all these generic anime style fanfic bullshit drawings? I literally hate them at this point
October 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
if my truck was such that “women don’t like the vehicle” I would sell it! these morons would rather have a wankpanzer than someone who loves them in their lives
October 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
muting the word “anime” has really changed my experience on this dot com.

I really like some anime but I really get second hand embarrassment seeing drawings of cat girls and androgynous boys kissing. do what you love but your drawings are boring
October 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I’ve been training for this trail running 10k this weekend. it has almost 1000ft elevation climb and some really fun scrambles. Im nervous af. My birthday is soon. Last year I gave myself the gift of living again. This year I give myself the gift of health.

run for your life
October 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
you know you’ve won the argument when they break out the laughing emoji and try to make fun of your screen name.

like yeah dude I picked the name spray cheese dick. what’s your point?
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October 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
when someone tells me that they play minecraft for a long time my brains think they said they like playing minesweeper for hours
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
i farted so hard my balls exploded
October 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM