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The Garlic Press
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Fictional publication highlighting the hypocrisy of America. We are covid cautious and aware, followers of science, and have deep-rooted sarcastic souls.
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Millions are high risk or living with disabling long COVID. It’s now the #1 chronic illness in U.S. kids, surpassing asthma. If you're paying attention, you can't just forget unless you're devoid of empathy or survival skills. You do you, but stop trying to gaslight people who know what’s up.
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thegarlicpress.bsky.social The Garlic Press @thegarlicpress.bsky.social · Mar 11
You can boil them, fry them, saute them, bake them, mix them in cake, brownies, or custard, devil them, add them to soup or stirfry, or throw them on someone's house.

#oligarchy #fascism #democracyisdying #egoovercountry #fragilemasculinity #latestagecapitalism #eggs #potus #obtuse #garlicpress
A modern orange US president wearing an 18th-century navy and orange suit holding a bunch of eggs while smirking and oblivious. There is a headline that says "Let Them Eat Eggs! Scrambled Policies, Fried Wallets: The President's Recipe for Disaster. by E Benedict Inflation". The title of the publication is "the Garlic Press: Peeling Back 'Merica's Stinky Layers"
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thegarlicpress.bsky.social The Garlic Press @thegarlicpress.bsky.social · Mar 11
You can boil them, fry them, saute them, bake them, mix them in cake, brownies, or custard, devil them, add them to soup or stirfry, or throw them on someone's house.

#oligarchy #fascism #democracyisdying #egoovercountry #fragilemasculinity #latestagecapitalism #eggs #potus #obtuse #garlicpress
A modern orange US president wearing an 18th-century navy and orange suit holding a bunch of eggs while smirking and oblivious. There is a headline that says "Let Them Eat Eggs! Scrambled Policies, Fried Wallets: The President's Recipe for Disaster. by E Benedict Inflation". The title of the publication is "the Garlic Press: Peeling Back 'Merica's Stinky Layers"
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thegarlicpress.bsky.social The Garlic Press @thegarlicpress.bsky.social · Mar 11
You can boil them, fry them, saute them, bake them, mix them in cake, brownies, or custard, devil them, add them to soup or stirfry, or throw them on someone's house.

#oligarchy #fascism #democracyisdying #egoovercountry #fragilemasculinity #latestagecapitalism #eggs #potus #obtuse #garlicpress
A modern orange US president wearing an 18th-century navy and orange suit holding a bunch of eggs while smirking and oblivious. There is a headline that says "Let Them Eat Eggs! Scrambled Policies, Fried Wallets: The President's Recipe for Disaster. by E Benedict Inflation". The title of the publication is "the Garlic Press: Peeling Back 'Merica's Stinky Layers"
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thegarlicpress.bsky.social The Garlic Press @thegarlicpress.bsky.social · Mar 11
You can boil them, fry them, saute them, bake them, mix them in cake, brownies, or custard, devil them, add them to soup or stirfry, or throw them on someone's house.

#oligarchy #fascism #democracyisdying #egoovercountry #fragilemasculinity #latestagecapitalism #eggs #potus #obtuse #garlicpress
A modern orange US president wearing an 18th-century navy and orange suit holding a bunch of eggs while smirking and oblivious. There is a headline that says "Let Them Eat Eggs! Scrambled Policies, Fried Wallets: The President's Recipe for Disaster. by E Benedict Inflation". The title of the publication is "the Garlic Press: Peeling Back 'Merica's Stinky Layers"
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thegarlicpress.bsky.social The Garlic Press @thegarlicpress.bsky.social · Feb 15
Nothing says "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness'" like a $1,000,000,000 price tag!

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Picture of a ticket booth in the middle of a street, where the buildings are blurred on the sides, where the ticket booth says "1 Billion Dollars" and "Human Rights"
February 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him
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February 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Yes, completely. There is no way Musk actually likes Trump.
February 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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aaww, poor babies! I hope they find a loving home quickly! 🤞
February 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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EXACTLY the cleanse I needed! Look at those faces! 😻 Thank you. 🐱
February 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM