Gareth
thegareth.com
Gareth
@thegareth.com
Nerd doing cloud stuff.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
When does Sultana accept that it’s “his party” and get the fuck away.

Anything magic grandpa touches turns to shite.
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Sultana and Corbyn act like they were put together in a competition by Simon Cowell and now they're contractually obliged to go on tour
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Honestly, I'm going to scream. BBC's local news network is full of green ink crap stories but this one takes the biscuit.

I guess the alternative to spending £1.2 million before it is built is... Not designing it?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Council spends £1.2m on Peterborough bridge before construction - BBC News
Work on the delayed Cygnet Bridge project in Peterborough is due to start in 2026.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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The level of cowardice and incompetence of this government is astonishing. Five years of total legislative and executive power burned up in little over a year
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Hurrah!
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I get being disappointed in Starmer and the just boring insipid “sorry we really can’t make anything better”

But how can you look at Wes going “that’s better”
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Thiiiings can only get shitter
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
@freeagentapp.bsky.social are you ever going to implement passkeys.

It’s time.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Moved into my place this week. It’s not finished but hey

Spending lots of time with dad has been lovely, unearthed a whole load of stuff in my mind

Not helped by *the literal day he was on the train home* a tradie complained “where was the nice Scottish guy”
November 1, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Dear companies. You don’t need to email me asking me your update my app. I have auto updates on
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Quoted here about the increasing intersection of right-wing Christianity & Tech. Had a very much longer conversation than there was space for, touching on mutations of Christian-inflected belief & eschatology in re: the Singularity hype & pushes toward, e.g., "consciousness uploading" & now "AGI"…
An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
www.theguardian.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Abstaining on human rights is very Labour these days.
I’m told Labour MPs have been told by whips to *abstain* in the vote on Nigel Farage’s ten-min rule bill on leaving the ECHR, which has left some furious. Whips’ arguments seems to be to just ignore it. Labour MPs worry it leaves Lib Dems/Greens looking like only they care on this.
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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"At some stage, the UK government must decouple gas and electricity prices"
Get the fuck on with it.
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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hollering
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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statistically, about 24% of television adverts in the UK should feature at least one publicly disgraced member of Reform/UKIP
October 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Morgan McSweeney frantically googling "how proscribe Green party terrorist"
Latest Polling by @YouGov

🟣 Reform 27%
🔵 Tory 17%
🔴 Labour 17%
💚 Green 16%
🟠 Lib Dem 15%

This is the LOWEST Labour
has ever polled with YouGov.

This is the HIGHEST @greenparty.org.uk has ever polled with YouGov.

4 parties within 2 points of each other for second place.
October 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It’s always dns… as part of a multi-layered clusterfuck
October 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM