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December 15, 2024 at 4:37 PM

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December 12, 2024 at 9:18 PM

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President Trump dies…

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President Trump dies and goes to Hell. Satan himself is there to greet him.
He gleefully rubs his hands together and says, "I've been waiting for you! Unfortunately, there's a problem. Hell is full but you need to stay because you've been exceptionally naughty. I'll make you a deal. You can choose whose spot you take. I'll show you around." Trump is not happy with this but he's the deal master, so he enters hell with a smug look.
Satan continues, "This is the first room. What do you think?"
It's Obama and he's working a huge hammer. Trump watches for 5 minutes and all he's doing is smashing huge rocks into dust. There's an enormous pile of rocks off to the side. Trump asks when he gets a break.
"When the pile is finished!" says Satan with a mischievous grin.
"But my bone spurs! No way! Take me to the next room." In Room 2, it's Bush and he's climbing to the top of a huge diving board. He looks down and belly flops with a sickening slap into the shallow pool. Then repeats the climb and belly flop.
"No chance! That will ruin my tan! Forget about it!
Next room please." says an inconsolable Trump.
"Of course!" says Satan. "Here is Room 3."
Trump peeks in fearfully. It's Clinton and he's on a lawn chair with his hands behind his back. Monica is blowing him while he looks on contentedly.
Trump can barely contain his excitement! "I'll take it!" And Satan says, "ok, Monica, you can go now."

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December 12, 2024 at 4:31 AM

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Pulling out… 🤣

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For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a
10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $269,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it'

The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.

So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'

Little Joseph told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out.

Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $269,000 mortgage and no fuckin' bike.

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December 10, 2024 at 3:03 AM

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Ffs Eve!! 😷

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Adam and Eve have been having sex since they first discovered they could.

Eventually, Eve makes another move on Adam and he says, “Shit you stink, Eve! Go to the sea and wash yourself!”

Embarrassed, Eve goes to the sea. She puts her ankles in but a booming voice from above says “NO!”

Eve ignores the voice and moves deeper till the water touches her knees.

The voice of God booms again, “GO NO FURTHER!”

But, again, Eve ignores. She wades down until, finally, the water covers her privates. The voice booms:

“FOR FUCK'S SAKE. NOW ALL THE FISH ARE GOING TO SMELL LIKE THAT!”

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December 9, 2024 at 12:15 AM

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When I asked for the WiFi password at my local cafe… 😳

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$The image shows a sign advertising "FREE WIFI." The sign features a mathematical integral equation, which includes the expression $\int_{-2}^{2} \left( x^3 \cos \frac{x}{2} + \frac{1}{2} \right) \sqrt{4 - x^2} \, dx$. Below the equation, there is a Wi-Fi symbol and a note stating, "The Wi-Fi password is the first digits of the answer." The background appears to be a public space, with some blurred elements suggesting a casual setting. The overall design is bright and eye-catching.$

November 30, 2024 at 10:17 PM