Depends on what floats your boat. That strong guy may be projecting some of his interests onto you

But it generates a nice little cushion to cut progressive taxes like income taxes on wealthier folks and replace it by a hidden regressive sales tax. Good deal for some I guess

It’s research for his upcoming appointment to head the DEA. Best cabinet ever! 🤡

There’s a sinking ship across the pier where there’s less censorship, no?

They’re celebrating singing Madonna’s like a prayer. Feels poetically appropriate…

I think the VP-elect has some particular needs that call for a new agency. Mike is well positioned to be the Secretary of couches and cushion services

No, that’s reserved for someone with relevant experience: Donny Jr. I heard DOL is open though

I’ll be there in a few months. Hope they add “I didn’t know he was that unhinged at the time” as an option by then

Oh, not again!!! Can someone check on their couches please?!

Facts - and it gets more real in your 40s

I love Switzerland! If you asked me what’s the best thing about Switzerland, I wouldn’t know what to pick, I’d just point out its flag is a big plus

I should pop by to have a discussion about sustainability, family friendly benefits like child tax credits and family leave policies, free lunch educations and healthcare…. You know, things that would make parenting feasible. I’m sure that conversation would go great in the other side!