Emery Summers
@theferalscion.bsky.social
(21+ only please)
(can be WoL or unimportant Scion)
(difficult personality)
they/them/whatever/pero roggo no care
fucking GET you
(can be WoL or unimportant Scion)
(difficult personality)
they/them/whatever/pero roggo no care
fucking GET you
[There's a HUGE spread - popotos, bread rolls, stuffings, cranberry sauces, vegetables, fruits, pies...the turkey isn't ready yet but getting there]
[everything looks and smells amazing. Haurchefant likely did the plating. The kitchen, if anyone is brave enough to look inside, is a war zone. >>
[everything looks and smells amazing. Haurchefant likely did the plating. The kitchen, if anyone is brave enough to look inside, is a war zone. >>
[he’s already setting the table]
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
[There's a HUGE spread - popotos, bread rolls, stuffings, cranberry sauces, vegetables, fruits, pies...the turkey isn't ready yet but getting there]
[everything looks and smells amazing. Haurchefant likely did the plating. The kitchen, if anyone is brave enough to look inside, is a war zone. >>
[everything looks and smells amazing. Haurchefant likely did the plating. The kitchen, if anyone is brave enough to look inside, is a war zone. >>
WHO WANTS TURKEY I'M COOKIN'.
a person is pulling a turkey out of a pot on a stove
ALT: a person is pulling a turkey out of a pot on a stove
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November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
WHO WANTS TURKEY I'M COOKIN'.
[stays Exactly the Same]
September 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
[stays Exactly the Same]
Emet selch boobs at his feet
If Emet-Selch is an Ascian and doesn't have shards then explain THIS
a cartoon character is sitting on a throne with a purple dress
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a throne with a purple dress
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September 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Emet selch boobs at his feet
GOD LITERALLY WOULDN'T LET ME DIE
AND NOW I HAVE KILLED GOD SO NOW I'M THE ONE WHO WON'T LET ME DIE
AND NOW I HAVE KILLED GOD SO NOW I'M THE ONE WHO WON'T LET ME DIE
September 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
GOD LITERALLY WOULDN'T LET ME DIE
AND NOW I HAVE KILLED GOD SO NOW I'M THE ONE WHO WON'T LET ME DIE
AND NOW I HAVE KILLED GOD SO NOW I'M THE ONE WHO WON'T LET ME DIE
// this one is OLDDDD but anything for #wolchefant week
September 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
// this one is OLDDDD but anything for #wolchefant week
I WANT THE JETPACK
August 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I WANT THE JETPACK
What're these energy drink things Solution Nine keeps offerin' me.
August 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
What're these energy drink things Solution Nine keeps offerin' me.
//HOW COULD I FORGET
August 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
//HOW COULD I FORGET
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April 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I WASN'T EVER FOOLED BY ASAHI'S NICE GUY ACT BY THE WAY
I STARED INTO THOSE "INNOCENT" HUGE ANIME EYES AND KNEW HE WAS UP TO SHIT
I STARED INTO THOSE "INNOCENT" HUGE ANIME EYES AND KNEW HE WAS UP TO SHIT
August 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I WASN'T EVER FOOLED BY ASAHI'S NICE GUY ACT BY THE WAY
I STARED INTO THOSE "INNOCENT" HUGE ANIME EYES AND KNEW HE WAS UP TO SHIT
I STARED INTO THOSE "INNOCENT" HUGE ANIME EYES AND KNEW HE WAS UP TO SHIT
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LIST OF THINGS EMET SELCH HAS MADE:
1. WEIRD DUMB LOOKING HORSE THING.
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT
2. BIRD THAT STARES AT YOU AND HATES YOU
3. EMPIRE THAT EXPLODES ITSELF
BAD AT MAKING THINGS. THIS IS WHY HE WAS GIVEN THE JOB OF DEALING WITH DEAD SHIT.
1. WEIRD DUMB LOOKING HORSE THING.
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT
2. BIRD THAT STARES AT YOU AND HATES YOU
3. EMPIRE THAT EXPLODES ITSELF
BAD AT MAKING THINGS. THIS IS WHY HE WAS GIVEN THE JOB OF DEALING WITH DEAD SHIT.
July 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
LIST OF THINGS EMET SELCH HAS MADE:
1. WEIRD DUMB LOOKING HORSE THING.
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT
2. BIRD THAT STARES AT YOU AND HATES YOU
3. EMPIRE THAT EXPLODES ITSELF
BAD AT MAKING THINGS. THIS IS WHY HE WAS GIVEN THE JOB OF DEALING WITH DEAD SHIT.
1. WEIRD DUMB LOOKING HORSE THING.
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT
2. BIRD THAT STARES AT YOU AND HATES YOU
3. EMPIRE THAT EXPLODES ITSELF
BAD AT MAKING THINGS. THIS IS WHY HE WAS GIVEN THE JOB OF DEALING WITH DEAD SHIT.
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CASE CLOSED
@menphinasscorn.bsky.social IS CROWNED THE NEW BUTT KING WITH HER ABSOLUTE DUMPTRUCK ASS AND IS TASKED WITH JUDGING NEXT WEEK'S BUTTS
@schuetzenfeste.bsky.social GETS SECOND PLACE. LOOKS VERY SOFT AND KNEADABLE. GOOD BOUNCE.
@menphinasscorn.bsky.social IS CROWNED THE NEW BUTT KING WITH HER ABSOLUTE DUMPTRUCK ASS AND IS TASKED WITH JUDGING NEXT WEEK'S BUTTS
@schuetzenfeste.bsky.social GETS SECOND PLACE. LOOKS VERY SOFT AND KNEADABLE. GOOD BOUNCE.
ENTRIES FOR BUTT JUDGMENT ARE SOON TO CLOSE
April 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
CASE CLOSED
@menphinasscorn.bsky.social IS CROWNED THE NEW BUTT KING WITH HER ABSOLUTE DUMPTRUCK ASS AND IS TASKED WITH JUDGING NEXT WEEK'S BUTTS
@schuetzenfeste.bsky.social GETS SECOND PLACE. LOOKS VERY SOFT AND KNEADABLE. GOOD BOUNCE.
@menphinasscorn.bsky.social IS CROWNED THE NEW BUTT KING WITH HER ABSOLUTE DUMPTRUCK ASS AND IS TASKED WITH JUDGING NEXT WEEK'S BUTTS
@schuetzenfeste.bsky.social GETS SECOND PLACE. LOOKS VERY SOFT AND KNEADABLE. GOOD BOUNCE.
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Emet- s...
Stink. Emet-Stink.
Stink. Emet-Stink.
December 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Emet- s...
Stink. Emet-Stink.
Stink. Emet-Stink.
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//i dont think i have a single screenshot of emery where they don't have furious resting bitch face
the pfp for this account is honest to gods the most accurate depiction of them 24/7
the pfp for this account is honest to gods the most accurate depiction of them 24/7
December 15, 2024 at 2:13 AM
//i dont think i have a single screenshot of emery where they don't have furious resting bitch face
the pfp for this account is honest to gods the most accurate depiction of them 24/7
the pfp for this account is honest to gods the most accurate depiction of them 24/7
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//in timelines where Emery is just a Scion and not the WoL they absolutely are in the group with Thancred and Urianger
And Bakool Ja Ja is afraid of them
Koana gets a bit more left alone by his nonsense
And Bakool Ja Ja is afraid of them
Koana gets a bit more left alone by his nonsense
December 15, 2024 at 1:57 AM
//in timelines where Emery is just a Scion and not the WoL they absolutely are in the group with Thancred and Urianger
And Bakool Ja Ja is afraid of them
Koana gets a bit more left alone by his nonsense
And Bakool Ja Ja is afraid of them
Koana gets a bit more left alone by his nonsense
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Whatever. Bees.
December 15, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Whatever. Bees.
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[clears their throat louder]
[Clearing his throat]
November 28, 2024 at 6:00 AM
[clears their throat louder]