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Lazarus; he/they; old as hell; im the guy who ruined Fëanáro’s reputation by saying he sucked, and im ruining The whole house of Finwë too by saying the family is rife with incest. https://archiveofourown.org/users/bottlecapmermaid
Look at this. Michael Whelan drew this guy exactly like a Conan girl BECAUSE HES THE CONAN ARTIST and gave no explanation of WHY he did this to the gritty doomed antihero dragon prince with an evil sword. Yes Elric does look like a dying French whore in 75% of the art
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Look at this. Michael Whelan drew this guy exactly like a Conan girl BECAUSE HES THE CONAN ARTIST and gave no explanation of WHY he did this to the gritty doomed antihero dragon prince with an evil sword. Yes Elric does look like a dying French whore in 75% of the art
without downloading any new pics, what's it like to date you?
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
without downloading any new pics, what's it like to date you?
she sleeps with one eye open
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
she sleeps with one eye open
ITS MR DOUGLASS MONDAY LETS GOOOOOOOO
October 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
ITS MR DOUGLASS MONDAY LETS GOOOOOOOO
birthday Bea!!!
October 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
birthday Bea!!!
wow! WOW!! Bea
September 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
wow! WOW!! Bea
Here are: some elves! archiveofourown.org/works/69389196
September 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Here are: some elves! archiveofourown.org/works/69389196
hey guys do NOT get caught sleeping on the bedroom water phenomenon. drinking water in your bedroom is THE hot thing this Labor Day weekend. Check out this diagram for details
August 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
hey guys do NOT get caught sleeping on the bedroom water phenomenon. drinking water in your bedroom is THE hot thing this Labor Day weekend. Check out this diagram for details
what was WRONG with FRENCH PEOPLE in the 17th century
August 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
what was WRONG with FRENCH PEOPLE in the 17th century
my brave and powerful princess who didn’t even pee in the carrier this morning 💖
August 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
my brave and powerful princess who didn’t even pee in the carrier this morning 💖
NEW FIC
Elves! Art! Weird meditations on death! Human-centric scholarship! Is that painting of Celebrimbor supposed to be horny!
archiveofourown.org/works/69389196
Elves! Art! Weird meditations on death! Human-centric scholarship! Is that painting of Celebrimbor supposed to be horny!
archiveofourown.org/works/69389196
August 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
NEW FIC
Elves! Art! Weird meditations on death! Human-centric scholarship! Is that painting of Celebrimbor supposed to be horny!
archiveofourown.org/works/69389196
Elves! Art! Weird meditations on death! Human-centric scholarship! Is that painting of Celebrimbor supposed to be horny!
archiveofourown.org/works/69389196
a serious dc tough girl
August 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
a serious dc tough girl
BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501
August 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501 BOOK FROM 1501
she’s so smug about lunch snuggles
August 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
she’s so smug about lunch snuggles
I promise everyone individually forever that I will NEVER write non-coercive sex
July 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I promise everyone individually forever that I will NEVER write non-coercive sex
op’s mind is so powerful… these are all so fucking FUNNY too archiveofourown.org/series/3634042
July 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
op’s mind is so powerful… these are all so fucking FUNNY too archiveofourown.org/series/3634042
they were just putting any image with any text in 1577 Lyon
July 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
they were just putting any image with any text in 1577 Lyon
your honor they’re disgusting
July 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
your honor they’re disgusting
FLAT FUCK FMONDAY
July 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
FLAT FUCK FMONDAY
the face of a criminal
July 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
the face of a criminal
it is once again wip Wednesday so here’s teenage finrod having a weird time feat. omegaverse gender shit
June 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
it is once again wip Wednesday so here’s teenage finrod having a weird time feat. omegaverse gender shit