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I’d also rather die than talk to JD Vance
April 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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We shall postpone fighting on the beaches, we shall keep an eye on the landing grounds, we encourage everyone else, should the right circumstances come, to fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall eventually retreat to the hills; we shall never explicitly surrender.
Schumer: "If he defies the Supreme Court, then we are in uncharted territory ... our entire democracy is at risk. I believe that if Donald Trump should defy the courts, the public will rise up. Democrats will fight it in every single way ... autocrats only succeed if the public lets them."
March 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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looks like my asshole neighbor that keeps shooting 2x4s at my windows with his cannon is in for a big surprise
Thanks to Steve Jobs and Gorilla Glass, factories in America are now ramping up to make affordable windows, made from panes thinner than a credit card, that can:

* save Americans $25 billion / year

* withstand a 2x4 shot out of a cannon

(gift link)

www.wsj.com/business/cor...
A Piece of Glass Thinner Than a Credit Card Could Solve America’s $25 Billion Energy Problem
New windows can insulate better than most walls, and some can even survive being hit with a two-by-four shot from a cannon.
www.wsj.com
March 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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THE Ohio Department of Health.
March 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Trying to remember when I started liking charcuterie.

Trying to remember the exact moment I became a man.
March 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
We might as well change our mascot to a traffic citation.
March 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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(loses at home by three touchdowns to purdue)

i’m just focused on beating alabama next week
That’s the spirit. Onward!

“Pelosi noted her and Jeffries’ shared confidence in Schumer … ‘What happened last week was last week,’ Pelosi said. ‘We’re going into the future.’” To win.
March 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow
As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy
freedom.press
March 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Yo, @aclu.org, tell Judge Boasberg they clowning on him out here. The Secretary of State just told the nation he ain’t shit.
March 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Honestly it’s on me for having hope in the senate democrats. That’s on me and I gotta own that.
March 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Vandy dominating Alabama should have been a heads up
What do yall think was the nexus event that created this branch in the timeline?
I’m torn between the Cats movie and when people were licking gallons of ice cream in the grocery store and putting it back.
March 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
John Fetterman looks like he could be befriended with a Baby Ruth.
March 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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A top Democratic congressman goes off during a DOGE hearing and calls out Elon for trying to cut Social Security.

More of this please.
March 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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House Republicans have snuck a provision into a procedural resolution being voted on today which would block any effort to force a vote to repeal the national emergency being used by President Trump to levy tariffs. This is the modern-day equivalent of the 'Gag Rule.'
March 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Secret Service staying up all night in an all-hands meeting trying to figure out how to somehow make a Cybertruck safe to drive
March 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
That’s a pair of household scissors if I’ve ever seen one
stop what you’re doing & look at the estonian MP’s haircut
March 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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AOC is probably the most famous Dem in the country and has had a target on her back since Day 1 and she's out there every day bringing the fire.

Fuck off if you don't actually want to defend the country and just want to suck up my tax dollars in a cushy job.
“Frightened for the safety of their families.”

America, 2025.
March 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Arrest the government
March 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Gave the seven-year-old son of a criminal law attorney a ride to school this morning. When I told him he couldn’t ride in the front seat because that would be illegal, he looked me dead in the eye and said, “My mom can get you out of that.”
February 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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So...can I sell my citizenship for $5 million? Or perhaps I could interest someone in a trade?
February 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Are there any probably super lonely Canadians looking for a 43-year-old wife?
February 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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small light roast, please
barista: no problem guy who's too old for band t-shirts
damn. forget it, medium dark roast?
barista: ..your wife left you because of the band t-shirts
January 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM