Kurt ☮️
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Kurt ☮️
@thefacts.bsky.social
My kids other dad. 🏳️‍🌈

Father of teenagers, doer of much laundry. 🧺

Was Entertainment PR guy now maker of sack lunches. 🥪

Married to an excellent attorney, so I’m exceptional at losing arguments. ⚖️

Welcome to the resistance! 🇺🇸
And so began the great rumba rebellion.
March 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
And so began the great taco uprising of 2047.
March 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
January 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ok
December 9, 2024 at 1:17 AM
November 28, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Wet pickle. I already regret typing that.
November 23, 2024 at 5:44 PM
November 21, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Imagine how bad this will look then! No wonder Melania is going to stay in New York. 😂
November 21, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Maybe he was named after the Tata Nano car. Although not a large car… it is much bigger than the dog. 🧐
November 20, 2024 at 5:31 PM
November 18, 2024 at 11:55 PM
So you’re saying the skeet of this knucklehead has value? Seems unlikely.
November 18, 2024 at 10:59 PM
They seem angry. I’m backing away very slowly.
November 18, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Aparently there’s a Star Trek Treble in Manchester England and everyone’s very excited about it.
June 12, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Trump is meeting with his new attorney Celia Phate this morning.
June 9, 2023 at 5:41 PM
The painting knows what’s up.
June 9, 2023 at 5:06 AM
My kids are like Jesus. He had two dads as well.

Happy Pride!
June 1, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Has anyone seen Sundae? Anyone?
May 31, 2023 at 6:10 PM
102 anniversary of the Tulsa Race Massacre. One of the deadliest domestic terrorist events in our nation. It was hidden away from history for far to long.
May 31, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Hiked to Ape City from Planet of the Apes. Disappointingly no apes to be found. 🦍
May 30, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Hike time!
May 29, 2023 at 6:48 PM
Sign is correct, more or less.
May 28, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Happiness is achieved when you stop waiting for it and make the most of the moment you are in now, by making tiny hats for opossums.
May 28, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Bath time!
May 26, 2023 at 5:47 PM
True.
May 25, 2023 at 5:05 PM
May 25, 2023 at 4:11 PM