The Evil Otter
@theevilotter.bsky.social
I'm just a grumpy water sausage, a lifelong Trekkie, Whovian, gamer, anime/weeb trash, and all-around geek
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social I believe you need this unhingedness in your life. 😂
October 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social I believe you need this unhingedness in your life. 😂
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social saw these Babybel Sliders and instantly knew you needed to see it...
Babybel, tomato, basil, and prosciutto...
Babybel, tomato, basil, and prosciutto...
July 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social saw these Babybel Sliders and instantly knew you needed to see it...
Babybel, tomato, basil, and prosciutto...
Babybel, tomato, basil, and prosciutto...
Saw this on FB and immediately thought of you, @trashpandacoco.bsky.social ...
April 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Saw this on FB and immediately thought of you, @trashpandacoco.bsky.social ...
Jesus disappears, then comes back on the third day, and it's all "he died to forgive us our sins."
I disappear, then come back on the third day, and it's just "the weekend."
I disappear, then come back on the third day, and it's just "the weekend."
April 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Jesus disappears, then comes back on the third day, and it's all "he died to forgive us our sins."
I disappear, then come back on the third day, and it's just "the weekend."
I disappear, then come back on the third day, and it's just "the weekend."
I did not have "The Hu having their music featured in Righteous Gemstones" on my bingo card, but HERE. WE. ARE.
I legitimately SCREAMED when "Wolf Totem" started playing!!
I legitimately SCREAMED when "Wolf Totem" started playing!!
two men in suits and ties are sitting on a couch and one of them is saying ah ! fangasm !
Alt: benedict cumberbatch and eddie redmayne on the graham norton show with benedict cumberatch saying ah ! fangasm !
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April 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I did not have "The Hu having their music featured in Righteous Gemstones" on my bingo card, but HERE. WE. ARE.
I legitimately SCREAMED when "Wolf Totem" started playing!!
I legitimately SCREAMED when "Wolf Totem" started playing!!
Capitalism (especially 'Murican late-stage capitalism) perfectly summarized:
youtu.be/vvANy49Kqhw?...
youtu.be/vvANy49Kqhw?...
THE FINE PRINT | The Outer Worlds Song
YouTube video by The Stupendium
youtu.be
April 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Capitalism (especially 'Murican late-stage capitalism) perfectly summarized:
youtu.be/vvANy49Kqhw?...
youtu.be/vvANy49Kqhw?...
I fully expect a slew of posts tomorrow about a certain someone croaking overnight, and, of course, no one is going to fall for it.
BUT!!
How funny would it be if it actually DID happen, and no one believed it??
BUT!!
How funny would it be if it actually DID happen, and no one believed it??
March 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I fully expect a slew of posts tomorrow about a certain someone croaking overnight, and, of course, no one is going to fall for it.
BUT!!
How funny would it be if it actually DID happen, and no one believed it??
BUT!!
How funny would it be if it actually DID happen, and no one believed it??
In high school, I played rec soccer/football, and reffed for the Under-8s between my own games, because there weren't enough adult volunteers.
On every call, I got treated like I was Satan incarnate, because I gave up my rest breaks so their crotchgoblins could play.
The parents were THE WORST.
On every call, I got treated like I was Satan incarnate, because I gave up my rest breaks so their crotchgoblins could play.
The parents were THE WORST.
March 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
In high school, I played rec soccer/football, and reffed for the Under-8s between my own games, because there weren't enough adult volunteers.
On every call, I got treated like I was Satan incarnate, because I gave up my rest breaks so their crotchgoblins could play.
The parents were THE WORST.
On every call, I got treated like I was Satan incarnate, because I gave up my rest breaks so their crotchgoblins could play.
The parents were THE WORST.
Chumbawamba - The Day The Nazi Died Lyrics
YouTube video by Becca Critchley - Magpie
youtu.be
February 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Eating the rich is a silly idea. I can't imagine they taste very good.
I propose a more entertaining solution...
@startrekshitposti.ng
I propose a more entertaining solution...
@startrekshitposti.ng
January 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Eating the rich is a silly idea. I can't imagine they taste very good.
I propose a more entertaining solution...
@startrekshitposti.ng
I propose a more entertaining solution...
@startrekshitposti.ng
Made this ages ago, but given the forecast for NC/SC this week, guess it's time to post it here. 🙃
January 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Made this ages ago, but given the forecast for NC/SC this week, guess it's time to post it here. 🙃
Rewatching "The Mandalorian" (for the umpteenth time), on S1E3 "The Sin," where Dr. Pershing is telling Mando he protected The Child, and now I'm needing a "What If...?" version where Mando not only spares Pershing, but Mando and Pershing team up, escape, and co-parent Baby Yoda/Grogu...
two men are standing next to each other in front of a red shelf .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in front of a red shelf .
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December 29, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Rewatching "The Mandalorian" (for the umpteenth time), on S1E3 "The Sin," where Dr. Pershing is telling Mando he protected The Child, and now I'm needing a "What If...?" version where Mando not only spares Pershing, but Mando and Pershing team up, escape, and co-parent Baby Yoda/Grogu...
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
youtu.be/og9DV0Si8bs?...
youtu.be/og9DV0Si8bs?...
The Law & Order Gang | George Carlin | What Am I Doing in New Jersey (1988)
YouTube video by Official George Carlin
youtu.be
December 18, 2024 at 4:25 AM
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
youtu.be/og9DV0Si8bs?...
youtu.be/og9DV0Si8bs?...
The one upside to Donny Dumbass getting back in office is that we have a decent chance of Netflix's "Space Force" being revived, or a similar series gracing our screens, so we can at least have a chuckle as the country (and the planet at large) circles the drain.
a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a wall that says love
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a wall that says love
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December 12, 2024 at 4:09 AM
The one upside to Donny Dumbass getting back in office is that we have a decent chance of Netflix's "Space Force" being revived, or a similar series gracing our screens, so we can at least have a chuckle as the country (and the planet at large) circles the drain.
All I want for Christmas is for Karma to go on an absolute rampage.
December 12, 2024 at 3:29 AM
All I want for Christmas is for Karma to go on an absolute rampage.
Karma, Cholesterol, and COVID have an opportunity to do the funniest thing.
December 12, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Karma, Cholesterol, and COVID have an opportunity to do the funniest thing.
May as well do a quick intro after evacuating the bad place...
All-around geek/nerd who loves:
-Star Trek 🖖
-Star Wars
-Doctor Who
-Anime
-Gaming
-Reading
-Furry former-gods 🐈
-Water Sausages 🦦
-Trash Pandas 🦝
-Ass-screamers (opossums)
-Sky-puppers 🦇
(--Regular puppers 🐕 are also okay)
All-around geek/nerd who loves:
-Star Trek 🖖
-Star Wars
-Doctor Who
-Anime
-Gaming
-Reading
-Furry former-gods 🐈
-Water Sausages 🦦
-Trash Pandas 🦝
-Ass-screamers (opossums)
-Sky-puppers 🦇
(--Regular puppers 🐕 are also okay)
November 16, 2024 at 3:28 AM
May as well do a quick intro after evacuating the bad place...
All-around geek/nerd who loves:
-Star Trek 🖖
-Star Wars
-Doctor Who
-Anime
-Gaming
-Reading
-Furry former-gods 🐈
-Water Sausages 🦦
-Trash Pandas 🦝
-Ass-screamers (opossums)
-Sky-puppers 🦇
(--Regular puppers 🐕 are also okay)
All-around geek/nerd who loves:
-Star Trek 🖖
-Star Wars
-Doctor Who
-Anime
-Gaming
-Reading
-Furry former-gods 🐈
-Water Sausages 🦦
-Trash Pandas 🦝
-Ass-screamers (opossums)
-Sky-puppers 🦇
(--Regular puppers 🐕 are also okay)
Aaron has worked on some of my favorite shows! 🖖🗡👽🧙♂️
🚨 HEY EVERYONE! 🚨
I figured we can have some fun as I get settled over here… so let’s do it!
I’ve got some cool signed stuff from the amazing projects I’ve worked on. STAR TREK, TROLLHUNTERS, more.
Follow me and give this a repost/comment below. I’ll pick a winner at random from the comments!
I figured we can have some fun as I get settled over here… so let’s do it!
I’ve got some cool signed stuff from the amazing projects I’ve worked on. STAR TREK, TROLLHUNTERS, more.
Follow me and give this a repost/comment below. I’ll pick a winner at random from the comments!
a national geographic logo can be seen in the corner of this image
ALT: a national geographic logo can be seen in the corner of this image
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November 15, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Aaron has worked on some of my favorite shows! 🖖🗡👽🧙♂️
There is a LOT of fuckery taking place.
November 8, 2024 at 2:00 PM
There is a LOT of fuckery taking place.
It's not that we didn't understand the assignment.
It's just that we got stuck with two garbage lab partners.
One lab partner didn't do their share of the work, and the other deliberately sabotaged the group project for kicks.
And now we all will fail.
It's just that we got stuck with two garbage lab partners.
One lab partner didn't do their share of the work, and the other deliberately sabotaged the group project for kicks.
And now we all will fail.
November 7, 2024 at 12:35 AM
It's not that we didn't understand the assignment.
It's just that we got stuck with two garbage lab partners.
One lab partner didn't do their share of the work, and the other deliberately sabotaged the group project for kicks.
And now we all will fail.
It's just that we got stuck with two garbage lab partners.
One lab partner didn't do their share of the work, and the other deliberately sabotaged the group project for kicks.
And now we all will fail.
I'm now hoping the meteor strikes on 1/20/2025, at 11:59:59 AM.
a large asteroid is coming towards the earth .
ALT: a large asteroid is coming towards the earth .
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November 6, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I'm now hoping the meteor strikes on 1/20/2025, at 11:59:59 AM.