The Baroness von Schminken
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The Baroness von Schminken
@theelfbaroness.bsky.social
Public health advocate, midwife, nurse faculty, aspiring wise woman, weaver of thoughts and intentions, but most importantly proud member of Elf Team E!
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youtu.be/w7an-5oJK3c?... Because it isn't just Elves that need music and dancing. Thank you, Seed and Feed Marching Abominable, for making us feel joy.
Pump It at the Groundhog Day Jugglers Festival
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We are grateful for the many ways this program has enriched our lives for the past 18 years! And we aren't the least bit surprised that our Elf wore North Pole red yesterday, it was a Tuesday, when she met with Claude Moore and JMU folks!

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Claude Moore Precious Time gets $88k grant
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March 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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We are grateful for all this program has done to enrich our lives. We are not surprised to report that our Elf wore North Pole red to celebrate with the Claude Moore and JMU folks yesterday. It was a Tuesday, after all.
Claude Moore Precious Time gets $88k grant
www.whsv.com
March 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Baking with an Elf. Tipsy Elf hats!
February 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
youtu.be/w7an-5oJK3c?... Because it isn't just Elves that need music and dancing. Thank you, Seed and Feed Marching Abominable, for making us feel joy.
Pump It at the Groundhog Day Jugglers Festival
YouTube video by Seed & Feed Marching Abominable
youtu.be
February 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Reposted by The Baroness von Schminken
We often worry about the wrong things.

People killed annually by
Sharks 10
Elephants 100
Hippos 500
Snails 10,000
Dogs 25,000
Snakes 50,000
People 475,000
Mosquitoes 725,000
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November 24, 2024 at 3:07 AM
In an update from the NP tonight, the Chief of Elf Team E tells me that up there, Elves drink hot chocolate, apple cider, or sometimes wine, especially Red wine. But they do not drink beer, not even butterbeer. This may explain why so many elves do not accept posts at the North Pole.
November 19, 2024 at 1:47 AM