Alice
@theecountess.bsky.social
She/Her, 29, Bi/Grey Ace, ADHD/Autistic, Witch
Just vibin
Just vibin
The blue one is Aziraphale
The red one is Crowley
The red one is Crowley
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The blue one is Aziraphale
The red one is Crowley
The red one is Crowley
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Yes yes, Nosferatu (2024), Frankenstein (2025), Werwulf in 2026
but now we need an Abbott and Costello equivalent to meet them all in 2027
but now we need an Abbott and Costello equivalent to meet them all in 2027
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Yes yes, Nosferatu (2024), Frankenstein (2025), Werwulf in 2026
but now we need an Abbott and Costello equivalent to meet them all in 2027
but now we need an Abbott and Costello equivalent to meet them all in 2027
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Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
How do you go about setting a boundary without hurting someone? Especially when both parties are Neurospicy, and this thing that needs boundaries is the other party’s current hyperfixation?
Most especially, when this party has been here for you SO MUCH recently, and you for them?
Most especially, when this party has been here for you SO MUCH recently, and you for them?
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
How do you go about setting a boundary without hurting someone? Especially when both parties are Neurospicy, and this thing that needs boundaries is the other party’s current hyperfixation?
Most especially, when this party has been here for you SO MUCH recently, and you for them?
Most especially, when this party has been here for you SO MUCH recently, and you for them?
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🎃 👻 🖤 ☠️ 🧟♀️
October 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
🎃 👻 🖤 ☠️ 🧟♀️
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Waiting for my graphic novel like:
an elderly woman in a green shirt says it 's been 84 years ...
Alt: Rose form Titanic as an elderly woman in a green shirt saying “it 's been 84 years”...
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Waiting for my graphic novel like:
Real ones will remember and acknowledge your trauma, instead of continually brushing it aside and then making you feel unsafe to ever mention it again.
September 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Real ones will remember and acknowledge your trauma, instead of continually brushing it aside and then making you feel unsafe to ever mention it again.
If you’re going to blatantly lie to me, then you better DAMN well make sure I can’t fucking catch you in it.
#peoplesuck #fuckyouverymuch
#peoplesuck #fuckyouverymuch
August 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If you’re going to blatantly lie to me, then you better DAMN well make sure I can’t fucking catch you in it.
#peoplesuck #fuckyouverymuch
#peoplesuck #fuckyouverymuch
To die would be an awfully big adventure; but to live.. To live would be an even greater one.
a shooting star shines brightly in a dark night sky
Alt: a shooting star shines brightly in a dark night sky
media.tenor.com
August 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
To die would be an awfully big adventure; but to live.. To live would be an even greater one.
If Death is tapping you on the shoulder, it would be rude not to accept the dance.
a man and woman are dancing on a balcony with a sunset in the background
Alt: a man and woman are dancing on a balcony with a sunset in the background
media.tenor.com
August 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If Death is tapping you on the shoulder, it would be rude not to accept the dance.
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February 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Year of the Snake 🐍🍊 Here's to health, wealth, and the downfall of our enemies. May you always prosper!
#yearofthesnake
#yearofthesnake
January 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Year of the Snake 🐍🍊 Here's to health, wealth, and the downfall of our enemies. May you always prosper!
#yearofthesnake
#yearofthesnake
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No matter how dark our world may become, keep creating things that challenge the norm & never stop being weird.
January 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
No matter how dark our world may become, keep creating things that challenge the norm & never stop being weird.
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January 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Here is a thread of California animal welfare orgs who need donations to help deal with the wildfire crisis (but they VERY DESPERATELY need adopters and foster homes too if you live close enough to help in that way):
1. Los Angeles County Animal Care: ambvzmmw.donorsupport.co/page/FUNAFLE...
1. Los Angeles County Animal Care: ambvzmmw.donorsupport.co/page/FUNAFLE...
Help Stop Animal Suffering
Your gift to the Los Angeles County Animal Care Foundation will help sustain programs that benefit animals in so many ways. From emergency rescue to life-saving medical care and adoption programs, you...
ambvzmmw.donorsupport.co
January 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Here is a thread of California animal welfare orgs who need donations to help deal with the wildfire crisis (but they VERY DESPERATELY need adopters and foster homes too if you live close enough to help in that way):
1. Los Angeles County Animal Care: ambvzmmw.donorsupport.co/page/FUNAFLE...
1. Los Angeles County Animal Care: ambvzmmw.donorsupport.co/page/FUNAFLE...
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A winery near me that I follow on FB posted this picture and it was SO Aziraphale coded that I had to share with my #goodomens friends. 😇
January 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A winery near me that I follow on FB posted this picture and it was SO Aziraphale coded that I had to share with my #goodomens friends. 😇
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Close your eyes and screenshot to pick a card! What affirmation for new year did you get? ✨
Share this with your fellow pirates, angels, demons and humans 😇
We are living in dark times, but I hope we all can find a bit of joy in the new year ❤️🩹
Share this with your fellow pirates, angels, demons and humans 😇
We are living in dark times, but I hope we all can find a bit of joy in the new year ❤️🩹
December 31, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Close your eyes and screenshot to pick a card! What affirmation for new year did you get? ✨
Share this with your fellow pirates, angels, demons and humans 😇
We are living in dark times, but I hope we all can find a bit of joy in the new year ❤️🩹
Share this with your fellow pirates, angels, demons and humans 😇
We are living in dark times, but I hope we all can find a bit of joy in the new year ❤️🩹
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Happy new year! 🌟
January 1, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Happy new year! 🌟
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I cannot stress this enough when you’re doing your last minute holiday shopping please keep in mind that these retail workers are human beings and deserve kindness and respect. It’s also not their fault you’re there doing your last minute shopping and if they’re out of items you want/need. Be kind.
December 21, 2024 at 10:24 AM
I cannot stress this enough when you’re doing your last minute holiday shopping please keep in mind that these retail workers are human beings and deserve kindness and respect. It’s also not their fault you’re there doing your last minute shopping and if they’re out of items you want/need. Be kind.