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Trying to figure out how unhinged I wanna be on this app.
My brain has “Chynna, please have mercy. I ain’t getting paid till the end of the week.” on repeat.
December 17, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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punch a nazi, pie a ceo, do something
Enron’s new CEO was hit with a pie in NYC
December 13, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I watched the Harry Potter movie series for the first time this week. Really good!! I see why people are obsessed.
December 10, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Congratulations to the Guardian for running this brave, brave piece... er, without mentioning their own Titanic review from 1998 which called her “too fleshy to be convincing”
‘I hope this haunts you’: Kate Winslet says Titanic-era body-shamers were ‘absolutely appalling’
The star of new Lee Miller biopic reveals that though she never publicly called out critics for what was an everyday occurrence at the time, in private she ‘let them have it’
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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If you are, like me, a father of boys, I think you should make a point to ensure that your boys aren't woefully misreading the situation with respect to the Me Too movement.

Imagine seeing all these people come forward with their stories of trauma and thinking "I'm being personally attacked."
One of the more troubling considerations from media analysis…
It's already starting.
December 8, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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“We listen and we don’t judge”

Me listening with the intent to judge:
December 6, 2024 at 6:11 AM
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she bullied Donald Trump so thoroughly he cancelled the next debate
December 5, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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it is our constant reminder that Kamala Devi Harris has bullied every man she has ever faced in debate
December 5, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Friday jr. lol, I like that!
Good morning family! It’s Friday Jr. Be a rockstar today, not a rock!!! Let's get it!!!
December 5, 2024 at 12:21 PM
😂😂
I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez It’s
November 27, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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I hope something good happens to you today.
November 27, 2024 at 11:07 AM
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LEWSERRRR
November 26, 2024 at 8:48 PM
LMAO
Drake has launched a second legal action against UMG over Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us,” accusing the music giant of defamation and claiming it could have halted the release of a song “falsely accusing him of being a sex offender”
Drake Files Second Action Against UMG, Alleging Defamation Over Kendrick Lamar’s ‘False’ Song
Drake has launched a second legal action against Universal Music Group over Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us,” accusing the music giant of defamation.
www.billboard.com
November 26, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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Why can't he just work hard and pull himself up by his bootstraps?

But thoughts and prayers.
November 26, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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talmbout a lawsuit 😭😭😭
November 25, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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Whack him again!
UMG, which distributes Drake's music, made a statement:

"No amount of contrived and absurd legal arguments in this pre-action submission can mask the fact that fans choose the music they want to hear." variety.com/2024/music/n...
November 26, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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Megan being the cornerstone of the entire young money downfall is what I like to see! Blessings to my sister!!
November 26, 2024 at 1:40 AM
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Not to be dramatic, but the sun setting at 5 pm is actually devastating every single day.
November 24, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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i deserve it all.

more money, more power, more freedom.

everything heaven allowed us.
November 25, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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I think it’s time we tell companies anything below 50% is NOT a deal.
November 25, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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If any assignment editors are reading -- I bet a full accounting of all the financial support Elon Musk and his companies received from the federal government would make for great reading when he inevitably tells all the poors they have to start making sacrifices.
November 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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White people entitlement is crazy af
November 23, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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Nixon did this (actually, less, it seems). It was the Saturday Night Massacre. It was a key step in the House deciding to impeach him, which he avoided only by resigning. (Wrote about it before the election - goodpoliticsbadpolitics.substack.com/p/trump-prom...).
Breaking news: President-elect Donald Trump plans to fire the entire team that worked with special counsel Jack Smith to pursue two federal prosecutions against the former president, according to two individuals close to Trump’s transition.
Trump plans to fire Jack Smith’s team, use DOJ to probe 2020 election
The plans show how president-elect Donald Trump wants to use the Justice Department to address his own personal grievances.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 22, 2024 at 11:13 PM