Jordan
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(He/him) 🤷 go vegan and wear a mask I guess
This comic is eternally relevant
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This comic is eternally relevant
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
Fuckin democrats. I expect so little and still get disappointed.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Fuckin democrats. I expect so little and still get disappointed.
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can’t read yet another post on the horrors of ICE raids on American citizens. what do you call a POTUS who declares war on the people? #traitortrump #felon47
October 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
can’t read yet another post on the horrors of ICE raids on American citizens. what do you call a POTUS who declares war on the people? #traitortrump #felon47
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Long live paws and problems. Boots and mittens. Stinky old lady. Love you forever, baby girl. Thank you for everything. 💔💜
September 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Long live paws and problems. Boots and mittens. Stinky old lady. Love you forever, baby girl. Thank you for everything. 💔💜
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Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.
September 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Engagement engagement! Hot takes! Pretend that your eyes and ears don't work so you can be an enlightened centrist!
September 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Engagement engagement! Hot takes! Pretend that your eyes and ears don't work so you can be an enlightened centrist!
Remember zipdisks? 100 mb of pure joy.
September 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Remember zipdisks? 100 mb of pure joy.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
September 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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This also counts as political violence.
After her hearing at 26 Federal Plaza, a woman was detained and escorted toward the stairwell. Her husband, confused and in shock, was guided toward the exit. Minutes later, he broke down in the elevator. They entered together, but he left alone. This happens here daily. #ICE
September 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This also counts as political violence.
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If we cannot all be on the same page that the sitting president threatening to invade a US city is fascist dictator shit then truly I do not know what to do.
September 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If we cannot all be on the same page that the sitting president threatening to invade a US city is fascist dictator shit then truly I do not know what to do.
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The world’s leading genocide scholars’ association has passed a resolution saying that the legal criteria have been met to establish Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, its president says.
There was no immediate response from the Israeli foreign ministry.
There was no immediate response from the Israeli foreign ministry.
Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, scholars' association says
Israel has strongly denied that its actions in Gaza amount to genocide and says they are justified as self defense. It is fighting a case at the International Court of Justice.
nbcnews.to
September 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The world’s leading genocide scholars’ association has passed a resolution saying that the legal criteria have been met to establish Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, its president says.
There was no immediate response from the Israeli foreign ministry.
There was no immediate response from the Israeli foreign ministry.
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I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"
August 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"
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Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
August 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
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I am no constitutional scholar, but I can't help but feel that "the President gets to dictate what every university can teach and what every television station should broadcast" is closer to what the founding fathers were worried about when it comes to free speech than trigger warnings on syllabi.
July 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I am no constitutional scholar, but I can't help but feel that "the President gets to dictate what every university can teach and what every television station should broadcast" is closer to what the founding fathers were worried about when it comes to free speech than trigger warnings on syllabi.
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“I asked chatgpt” well i asked your wife. She’s leaving you, Steve; for being such a massive loser
June 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“I asked chatgpt” well i asked your wife. She’s leaving you, Steve; for being such a massive loser
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The United States summed up in two headlines.
July 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The United States summed up in two headlines.
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‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
July 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
These motherfuckers celebrating garbage are gonna wake my kid up
July 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
These motherfuckers celebrating garbage are gonna wake my kid up
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this