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Genderqueer: all pronouns! Sometimes artist/writer, full-time Game Master/parent/custodian. Hard of Hearing (CAPD). Leftist as fuck. I wrote that one DanDaDan Mokarun Warhammer fic. Thedungeonrat.com
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Chapter 27 of "Do You Want to Play Warhammer With Me?" was posted late last night! Missing the links and lingo, but will update later today! Who's ready for some actual Warhammer?!

archiveofourown.org/works/617193...
Text reading: "What, uhh-” he made the mistake of taking another step, only to be (woefully predictably) ensnared by her delicate hand at the collar of his uniform shirt. Suddenly, his knees were on his bed, his girlfriend’s hands were on his face, and if any deity in the wide world was listening, or even off-world, it’d be great if they could send a fucking miracle before he got har- “Oh my gosh, I can’t believe you were trying to hide your collection from me,” Miss Shiratori’s voice shrilly ruptured the bubble that he and Momo had found themselves in, “I see Ayase is being unhelpful, as usual.” “Can’t I just make plans to get laid in peace?!” Momo quietly exclaimed into his chest, her body heaving in very distracting ways. He choked on nothing and backpedaled half off of his bed (and therefore, off of his much-too-sexy girlfriend), pretending to not have heard that absolutely knee-shattering sentence. Aira, bless her goddamn soul, seemed intent to not comment on the state they were in when she interrupted, opting instead to stroll into his bedroom like nothing was amiss before standing in front of his cluttered bookshelf.
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
Pokemon AU update: Chapter 5, Ken gets his first badge!
archiveofourown.org/works/682674...
text reads: “Quick gym battle, in and out. Okay Pokarun?” Miss Momo ordered, for what seemed to be the tenth time that day. Ken nodded a tenth time, “Yes, Miss Momo.” He paused still trying to adjust to how close she was, or how often she would bump his elbow or shoulders- it was like she had no concept of personal space, “But why exactly do I need a badge?” The girl punched his shoulder this time, “Because if you get it we don’t get arrested,” she said pantomiming finger guns and sticking her pink tongue out at him.
September 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
Chapter 2 update for "Biological Imperatives" for Slutkarun Week 2025, the Omegaverse day. Enjoy seeing that boy knocked up.
archiveofourown.org/works/638345...
erotic text reading: Shit, she looked mad. It was so fucking hot. Nobody looked as she stormed into the stacks, either too absorbed in their studying or just not caring about the sudden flush of sea salt and hydrangea that appeared to fill the fucking room to Ken. Then she was in the same aisle, next to him, in front of him- Her hand slapped the shelf beside his head and suddenly all he could think about was her nose running along his wet, overactive scent gland while he let out the quietest squeak of excitement. The sharp hitch in her breath as she reacted to him (him of all people) detonated like a bomb inside his ears. Slightly distended stomach carefully cradled by her other hand, her thumb was rubbing intently along the straining fabric and sending shivers up his spine. Momo leaned in flush against him, gently surrounding him with her touch, with her scent.
September 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
Bonus chapter 26.5 for "Do You Want to Play Warhammer With Me?" Webcam-related antics.
archiveofourown.org/works/70922471
erotic text reading: That could be him! God. Fucking. Damnit. His desperate tongue, drunk on her flavor- on her scent; his fingers, curling inside her, plunging rapidly, learning how to make her scream; his cock, god, it could be his cock pressed flush to the seam of her body- he wanted to know what she looked like when he filled her, when he figured out how to move his body to make her feel good. Holy fuck, how he wished it were him. How he wished he could send a picture of what she was doing to him, or a video- she'd see his desire in full for her, know that the way her name would bumble repeatedly, way too loudly, out of his mouth was only for her. But he didn't have a fucking camera, unless you counted his webc- Releasing his pulsing dick, he typed out a message, just a handful of words, one simple request. She could ignore it, hell, he probably deserved that - all of this was to tease him anyway, to remind him how close he got to tasting divinity before stupidly turning her down. “I need to see more of you, do you want to see me, too? On discord?”
September 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
New fic just dropped for Slutkarun Week 2025. This is my Gloryhole AU for "Modern AU day"!

archiveofourown.org/works/71428581
text reads "“Yeah, girlypop- most dudes are duds! Why don't you try swinging for the other team again?” Muko added, the brown skin of her hand steadily performing a magic trick under her fiance's top, because she couldn’t keep her hands to herself when her girl dressed down. To Momo's vast annoyance. Groaning, the single woman plunked her head onto the sticky table (immediately regretting it and snatching a napkin to scrub at her cheek- damn, she probably just fucked her makeup, too). “Aira was enough of a pillow princess to prove that women can be just as bad,” she grumbled, but the engaged duo across from her had resumed their grab-ass session and weren't paying her an ounce of attention."
September 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
"In the Shadow of the Valley" chapter 2 is complete! It will go up as soon as editing is done, but here's another teaser of my Stardew Valley Mokarun AU.
Text reading: Taking off his boots, her towering brother shrugged, mumbling, “Kazuya got stung by a wasp and started kicking and charging. Knocked me into the pig pen. Ken managed to grab him and calm him down.” The other man in the room blushed and adjusted his glasses with both hands, practically squeaking, “O- oh… umm, it was… n- no trouble.” He stopped their prize winning bull when it was throwing a fit? This fucking guy? No way. Unji had to be pulling their legs. A quick glance at her brother revealed the same stoicism that he nearly always held, but the slight tint to his cheeks betrayed his embarrassment at the situation. And he’d only be embarrassed if it was fucking true. But seriously? This guy? And Ken? What kind of a name was Ken? Not on her life was she calling him that (not that she’d have any reason to speak with him beyond today, she reminded herself firmly.)
September 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
A sneak peak at "In the Shadow of the Valley" chapter 2! Long overdue, and told from Momo's POV, let's get wizard.
Text reading: "All through the house, the lights flickered suddenly as Momo felt her righteous fury gathering chi in her gut- she was gonna pick him up with her “crazy” powers and dunk him in the lake again. Maybe twice. “What did you fucking call me?” she asked, dangerously quiet. When he didn’t respond and merely turned a delightful shade of white, Momo stood up and took a menacing step toward him, a manic grin in place, “If you wanna be that way, go sleep on your shitty farm, then. Hope you like fucking zombies!” Apparently that shook him out of his horror, and he stood too, taking a couple steps around the table to get in her face and yell, “What the fuck does that even mean? Zombies aren’t real! What, are you crazy and stupid?!”"
September 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
A sneak peak at my next quick one-shot "Knot Unwilling", wherein I play around in the omegaverse for a creative event on Discord.
Explicit written text that reads: Ken looked slowly at the wall of intimidating, not very user friendly toys and whimpered. None of this was what he was looking for- but frankly, there was also way too much to look at. He was cock blind, shit. “Heyooo- uh, Okarun?” called a horrendously familiar voice. Turning around like he was in a horror movie (he fucking was, this was his worst nightmare), he was greeted by the sight of an incredulous, wide-eyed Jiji.
September 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/70207316

I have posted a new prequel to my Married Mokarun AU! It is called Planting Seeds and is the first in the series now.
Captured erotic text reading: "Lost in her essence, the coastal flowers and salt of sweat invaded his nostrils and his brain, like usual, and he thought about it. Fucking his cum into her, filling her up two or three times, tilting her legs up to let gravity assist him in his goal, and telling her how beautiful she’ll be when her belly is huge and growing their baby. Promising that he was going to love her, love their children, give her everything, do everything for her- wait on her hand and foot like a queen, she would want for nothing if he could have just this one wish. ‘Please, pleasepleaseplease, Momo? Have my baby? Let me see you get round, let me feel the life we made inside of you move against my hand? I wanna hold you and rub your shoulders and your feet- I’ll run out at two in the morning for the weirdest shit just because you asked me to,’ he silently swore."
September 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
Text reading: Ken was seated behind her, and he dug into the heavy, wet sand with his toes. The weight of her leaning back into his chest was sublime. He could feel her heartbeat within the circle of his arms and the fine hairs along the back of her neck tickled his nose as he ran his lips across her skin. The fax machine behind him made the familiar noise that signified it was low on toner while the waves crashed in his head, lapping at their entwined feet in a memory years past.
August 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
Heyo, I'm the one that wrote that one DDD Warhammer fic: "Do You Want To Play Warhammer With Me?". If anyone is interested in it and wants to grab about Warhammer, DanDaDan, my works, or fucking anything, please reach out!

archiveofourown.org/works/617193...
Ken Takakura and Momo Ayase from the anime DanDaDan stand on either side of a table with grey plastic miniatures and ruinous terrain spread between them. They are smiling and happy. The logo at the top says "Do You Want To Play Warhammer With Me?"
August 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
Malcolm Lorde, a Ventrue out to become the Prince of New Orleans. More money than god and the biggest asshole you'll ever meet.
May 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
I was wrong, it says "the only minority DESTROYING this country are the billionaires." But still.
The back of a white, old Cadillac has 3 stickers, one says "divorce your Republican husband" with a silhouette of a woman on a beach throwing her arms behind her and looking free, next to it the sticker says "the only minority destroying this country are the billionaires", and below it is a sticker with a skull wearing and elaborate crown that says "ni dieu ni maître"
December 18, 2024 at 2:13 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
Some Irish cream coffee and some Pokemon manga is a good start to the day.
The collectors edition of Pokemon Adventures manga, volume one sits on top of a closed laptop. Next to it is a coffee mug with Palladium Book's RIFTS RPG logo. The sun through the window makes everything seem warm.
November 24, 2024 at 5:15 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
Found more old arrrrrt! I was on a Pokemon drawing kick for awhile. Maybe that's how I'll get out of my....three year slump. Fuck it's been a long time 🙃
A Lapras from Pokemon, seen from behind to be ascending toward the surface while underwater. It is clearly in a deep trench, and bubbles are streaming from the sides of its mouth as it strokes upward. An Eevee from Pokemon looks upward with sparkly, hopeful eyes and a curious tilt to it's mouth. Its tail is curled around it's lower body and it's ears are perked up and intrigued. The colors I used are displayed in the upper left corner; a dark brown, a chestnut brown, and a cream. A Sandslash from Pokemon (seen from the front) has folded itself nearly in half, at the peak of a jump, as though diving toward the ground with its claws extended for digging. There are abstract chunks of rock and dirt scattered in the background, as though it had surfaced from the ground only to five right back in. An old original character design for one Benji Jackson Wicked, with much notation and little arrows pointing toward parts of the drawings. He has pale skin, light brown hair, mutton chops, and a goatee, gauges in his ears, and wears ripped up jeans and a plaid long sleeve. There are two other busts, one "pissed off" and growling, and the other "smug as hell" and grinning, to show off his square head and jaw. The last two designs are of his bare chest and head from the side and the back, which show a tattoo design of a couple dozen mechanical cofs going from his ribs back and up to between his shoulders.
November 22, 2024 at 3:46 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
I should paint more minis too, my pile of shame is unfortunately large. My main armies are GSC, Skaven, Tyranid, and Leagues of Votann. #Warhammer #MiniaturePainting #Tyranid #GenestealerCults
Two Tyranid Carnifexes side by side for comparison. On the left is a retired forge world stone crusher carnifex, painted dark red with pink/purple fleshy bits, and on it's carapace and smashing ball are many Jaguar like black spots, it has no base. The right carnifex has two scything claws and one venom cannon, it is painted pale ghostly green on the fleshy parts, and the carapace is a dark teal with pink circles patterned all over, it is based with sand, a half buried oil drum, and tyranid spikes. Both modeled after octopodes. A character from the Warhammer Cursed City set, the ogre/orcish one with a big mace and a shield. He is painted with ruddy red brown skin, dark chainmail, white fluffy bits around his tassets and teal pants, and the other metals are done in a dark bronze with some patina'd spots. His base is muddy, with dead vines and a rock for foliage. A Goliath Rock Grinder for the Genestealer Cults, based in satin black with deep red panels for contrast. It is equipped with a mining laser, though no models are placed upon it or within the cockpit. The front grinding plow has many sawblades and crisp hazard stripes. All of the lights and windows are dark blue, and the whole bottom half and tires and plow are absolutely coated with weatherin powders and paints to make it look dusty and muddy. A team of GSC models hanging about some industrial MDF terrain, and a scratchbuilt billboard that says "COV" on it in the style of Borderlands 3 and graffitied with "GET LOST" and "SKRAM". There is a squad of Abberrants and an Abominant hanging off and around a Rock grinder, they are painted with varying skin tones and bright blue carapaces. One of the Abberrants is holding a kitbashed stop sign stat has "NOW" graffitied under the stop. Also nearby is a Biophagus in a red robe and their familiar, both in puddles of noxious goo.
November 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
Sweet, I found some of my much older art! This stuff is like 13 years old 😰

I should get my tablet out and doodle this week.
A cutely drawn Tyranitar playing the Pokemon TCG with a person with long brown hair, a purple flannel shirt, glasses and a backwards cap. They are playing while sitting on the floor and their cards are spread between them in a friendly game, the person is hunched over their hand and says "Hyper Beam for... 80 damage" to Tyranitar. There are 3 poke balls to the left, a plain pokeball, a master ball, and a nest ball. Line art in black and white of a python of sorts, it's body is long, but swooped and swirled around itself so the scale patterns are a swirly and confusing. It has several simple dots on it's snout and tail, and a few larger dots on it's body between the swooping pattern. A colored bust of a Tauren from World of Warcraft. His fur is brown with cream underside, he has grey longhorns, the left one is snapped and the right has an orange and yellow feather tied to it with cord. He has a large pink and grey spotty nose with a huge brass septum ring hanging in it. His hair is shaggy and long over the shoulders, and he has a shaggy but short beard and muttonchops. His eyes are brown and he has a gentle expression. Written up top is "Briarhorn the Restoration Druid". A bust of a masc person wearing rectangular glasses. They have dark brown messy somewhat short hair, with a thick brown beard and a ruddy red chin, their skin is pale, and there are large scars on their neck and across their nose and face. Their eyes are green to brown, with no pupil and their ears are large. There is a small canine tooth sticking out of the edge of their mouth and they have a somewhat bored expression.
November 19, 2024 at 6:58 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
My pets! Orange = Marcus, grey/white = Bear, all grey = Skeek/Squeak, chocolate Great Dane = Bodi/Boudicca, Queen of the Celts
An orange and white, very fat cat curls himself into a ball, tucking his face beneath his paws, while laying on a blue quilted ottoman. A grey and white, very fluffy and fat cat steals a red gaming chair. Her expression is adorable, but there is no intelligence in those green eyes. Orange and white cat looking on tolerably as a chocolate great Dane puts a head as large as he is on my lap next to him, about to push him off in a battle for attention. A sleek, long haired grey cat with deep green eyes looks up into the camera. She is standing on a table full of Warhammer cathedral style terrain, and half painted teal Leagues of Votann models, including Hernkyn Pioneers and a Hekaton Land Fortress, with yellow panels here and there.
November 18, 2024 at 6:08 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
I have 4 different battle jackets so far, though my first one (not pictured) doesn't quite fit me anymore. I'll post them eventually, maybe once I add the spikes all the way down the back of my favorite one (pictured).
A picture of myself with a messy lazy Mohawk, a spoon in their mouth eating superman ice cream. They are wearing rectangular frame glasses, a Hellboy bare knuckle boxing T-shirt, and a denim vest with ample patches, studs, and spikes. Some of the visible patches are "Trans is Beautiful", a Sleater-Kinney patch saying "hunger makes me a modern girl", and a Judas Priest patch. A skaven grey seer model that comes from the screaming bell set, button it's own among some unpainted dungeon terrain tiles. The skaven's tattered robe and hood are caliban green highlighted with moot green, it holds a staff with green warpstone at the top, and a nasty spiked censer alight with bright greeb flame. 3 skaven stormfiends, assembled as a crusher, a poison wind launcher, and a ratling gun. The crusher has black, heavily scratched and burnished armor, with patina'd copper accents and bright green filled tubing. The poison wind launcher has mostly burnished and patina'd copper armor with toxic green yellow poison tubes and globes in it's launching arms, and any cloth is caliban green base and thick moot green highlights. The ratling gun also has burnished black metal with worn copper accents. All of the skin is ruddy brown-pink-red. The basing is done in sand with several rocks and skulls strewn about. My foray into pixel art, which resulted in my own personal logo, that of a black, highlighted rat with its tail and funny paw prints circling a d20 die. The background is bright purple, the d20 is neon green.
November 18, 2024 at 4:48 PM
thedungeonrat.bsky.social
I should draw more 😰. Painting #Warhammer counts, right? Right?! And sewing patches on my battlejacket, too, right?
A tyranid Warhammer figure with tentacles coming out of it's mouth and and hot pink smoke coming out of it's large butt. The carapace of the monster is done in an undercoat of teal with dark night blue on top, the undersides of the model are hot neon pink. An OC art for my Troll Shaman in a Shadowrun campaign. He is chubby and scarred, wearing an open button down with the arms ripped off, carrying a machete, with baggy ripped up jeans and a belt buckle that says "Trolls make everything bigger". A team of Warhammer Atlan Jackals from the Genestealer Cults. The vehicles and armor are painted black with red accents, and the basing is done with sand and kitbashed rolls of chain link fencing that the riders are racing by, over, and on! A Manticore Tank kitbashed and painted in Genestealer style, with black base and red panels. There has been an excavator scoop added to the side in front of the missiles, the driver sticking out the hatch has a Genestealer head and big Tyranid claw, and the scoop has "Seize the genes of production" graffitied on the arm.
November 18, 2024 at 3:57 PM