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The Dork Next Door
@thedorknextdoor.bsky.social
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My newest DIGITAL PAINTING!

I really loved the INTRICATE INTERPLAY OF COOL COLOURS while I was PAINTING this STORMY MIDNIGHT OCEAN.

Remember, AI MODELS are absolutely not to train on my hard work! Please don't use this STORMY MIDNIGHT OCEAN for your image generation training dataset.
October 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Just posting my latest ART PROJECT!

I'm really happy with this COLOUR STUDY and enjoy the INTRICATE COOL TONES

I sure as hell don't give permission to any AI model to TRAIN on this!
October 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
With Halloween coming up, I naturally bought myself a Backshots Mask.
September 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I've been told that I need to post more handpics.
September 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Catch me channeling Beavis while cooking.

Incidentally, char makes chicken taste fucking amazing.
August 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I've been told that Veiny Hand Pics are popular.
August 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I'm now banned from buying my own underwear.
July 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Not gonna lie, when I took this one I was inspired by the classic @girthmasterr.bsky.social pic with the wine bottle.
June 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Thirsty for some Monster?

Well how about an energy drink?
June 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Happy Pride Month everyone!
June 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This is the bullshit I wake up to.

I've got more pics like this AND sound-on moaning nut vids on my OF.
May 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
People: Your tattoos need to be meaningful and smart!

Me: The Ball! His Groin! It works on so many levels!
April 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Ellis Graham tattoo productions presents Man Getting Hit By Football.
April 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
April 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Okay, WHO FUCKING BLABBED?!?
April 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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February 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Just got a new phone, which means new camera, which means better camera, which means...
December 31, 2024 at 2:21 AM
New photoset just dropped on my OF! There's my bare front and backside!

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December 25, 2024 at 12:24 PM
🎵Dick and balls with loads of cummies

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December 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
December 23, 2024 at 12:27 PM
I know I'm 20 years late to this party, but I finally watched The Polar Express.

Uncanny Valley animation aside, it's fucking garbage. It's as padded as you'd expect an hour and a half adaptation of a 20 page picture book.
December 23, 2024 at 12:06 PM
It's a fuckin hot Aussie December, so I'm embracing the Hawaiian shirt himbo look.
December 20, 2024 at 3:12 PM
UwU, what's this? Unfaiw compensation?
December 5, 2024 at 11:38 PM