Matt H.
thedoofin.bsky.social
Matt H.
@thedoofin.bsky.social
Foster/Adoptive Dad
Grilled Cheese Connoisseur
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The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Put your foot on their neck, Noles.
August 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’m mad because I abandoned my normal fatalist/defeatist approach to Noles sports and came into this game with optimism.

Leave it to FSU to shit the bed so badly as to remind me why Andy Dufresne was full of shit.
June 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Yank him.

It’s already a lost cause, but at least make a smart decision to try and fight.
June 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Welp
June 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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A Brief History of Young People Today Don't Want to Work

🧵
May 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
April 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Quote skeet the Lock Screen
February 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
That. Was. Phenomenal.
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The answer to this will always be St Lucia. June 15, 2016.
3 days after the Pulse shootings and just over a mile away.

It was a night of everybody unleashing the pain by dancing, singing & hoping once again. Truly a beautiful & shared catharsis, and a precursor to watching this city heal itself.
OK, the vibes need a serious refresh around here

Best concert you ever attended: GO
January 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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What we have instead of an opposition party is a copy of Robert's Rules of Order that has learned how to do GoFundMes and insider trading
January 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Let's do it
This seems fun! Getting to know each other through positivity!

1 like = 1 thing I love.
This is a pleasing meme. I will talk about nice things and I'd love to hear about yours.

1 like = 1 thing I love
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It must suck for Riley Leonard to learn that Jesus loves Ohio State way more than him.
January 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I started 2025 by learning that the 90s dance hit “Please Don’t Go” (KWS) was actually a cover of KC & The Sunshine Band.
January 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
December 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Yeah, Interstellar was absolutely a joy to see in IMAX.
December 6, 2024 at 11:14 PM
The @orlandocitysc.bsky.social players have their work cut out for them if they want to match the sheer awesomeness of that national anthem.
December 1, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Congrats, @orlpride.bsky.social, on a truly wonderful season, and a well deserved NWSL championship.
November 24, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Gonna need Ingram to open up the coffers for a whole new OL.
November 23, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I imagine this is the preferred treat for everyone who defends Raising Cane’s
Worst cookies of All Time
November 20, 2024 at 7:01 PM