Indiana Cojones
@thedoodlebear.bsky.social
“The world will never starve for want of wonders; but only for want of wonder.” G.K. Chesterton
I make stuff... if I make something you like, just ask! Always open for commissions. orcdad.com
I make stuff... if I make something you like, just ask! Always open for commissions. orcdad.com
I don't hate the sunsets here.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I don't hate the sunsets here.
Maybe little panettone marzipan cinnamon roll?
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Maybe little panettone marzipan cinnamon roll?
It takes exactly one large double shot espresso iced latte to counteract the sleepy feelings of a muscle relaxer.
If you are 5'7" and 255 pounds and have the metabolism of a brontosaurus with low blood sugar.
You're welcome.
If you are 5'7" and 255 pounds and have the metabolism of a brontosaurus with low blood sugar.
You're welcome.
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It takes exactly one large double shot espresso iced latte to counteract the sleepy feelings of a muscle relaxer.
If you are 5'7" and 255 pounds and have the metabolism of a brontosaurus with low blood sugar.
You're welcome.
If you are 5'7" and 255 pounds and have the metabolism of a brontosaurus with low blood sugar.
You're welcome.
The dogs are like hey good morning 🤪
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The dogs are like hey good morning 🤪
Are they ever going to come up with something to replace the 3.5 inch floppy disk icon from the 1990's as a default "save" icon? Cuz man... it's REAL dated.
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Are they ever going to come up with something to replace the 3.5 inch floppy disk icon from the 1990's as a default "save" icon? Cuz man... it's REAL dated.
Okay I know how this looks but...
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Okay I know how this looks but...
I almost forgot that today is the day that I do nothing to my clocks!
November 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I almost forgot that today is the day that I do nothing to my clocks!
Heheheh. Sharkorgi. (Noodle has a sticker in his shop that he really likes so I modeled it!)
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Heheheh. Sharkorgi. (Noodle has a sticker in his shop that he really likes so I modeled it!)
I feel like Musk is only really interested in going to space because guillotines don't work in zero G.
October 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I feel like Musk is only really interested in going to space because guillotines don't work in zero G.
I'm really disappointed that they didn't just call shrapnel "gunfetti".
October 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I'm really disappointed that they didn't just call shrapnel "gunfetti".
If you eat the frittata from yesterday's breakfast it's technically leftovas.
October 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If you eat the frittata from yesterday's breakfast it's technically leftovas.
I don't really have strong feelings about my pronouns but I do really like puns and dad jokes so if you want to go with he/hee I'm okay with it .
October 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I don't really have strong feelings about my pronouns but I do really like puns and dad jokes so if you want to go with he/hee I'm okay with it .
Well, I took four steps. That's a
Enough for today ^_^
Enough for today ^_^
October 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Well, I took four steps. That's a
Enough for today ^_^
Enough for today ^_^
Aaaaand he's done ^_^
Now to see if we can get some filaments that are suitable!
Now to see if we can get some filaments that are suitable!
October 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Aaaaand he's done ^_^
Now to see if we can get some filaments that are suitable!
Now to see if we can get some filaments that are suitable!
Allllmost done. I just have to finish his armor :)
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Allllmost done. I just have to finish his armor :)
Dammit. Now my Waterpik has demons.
October 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Dammit. Now my Waterpik has demons.
I mean, sure, I taste liver every time I bend more than 27 degrees and most of my right thigh is numb... but I'm getting SUPER good sleep ^_^
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I mean, sure, I taste liver every time I bend more than 27 degrees and most of my right thigh is numb... but I'm getting SUPER good sleep ^_^
If you get a leg cramp while dancing it's called Charli horse.
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If you get a leg cramp while dancing it's called Charli horse.
Reposted by Indiana Cojones
October 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by autism.
October 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by autism.
My post surgical care team provides only the most cutting-edge care.
Okay it's basically just carbs but still.
Okay it's basically just carbs but still.
October 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My post surgical care team provides only the most cutting-edge care.
Okay it's basically just carbs but still.
Okay it's basically just carbs but still.
Can I be like... a STEMbo? I really like science and technology any nerdy stuff way too much to pretend to be stupid, but I'm large and kind of oafy? 😅
October 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Can I be like... a STEMbo? I really like science and technology any nerdy stuff way too much to pretend to be stupid, but I'm large and kind of oafy? 😅
I can't do much but sit in my chair right now, but this is going to be cute :)
October 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I can't do much but sit in my chair right now, but this is going to be cute :)
It's super weird to me that over my lifetime I have had exponentially more grief and "weird interactions" from medical personnel about my weight than I have about having 10 pound junk 🤔
October 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's super weird to me that over my lifetime I have had exponentially more grief and "weird interactions" from medical personnel about my weight than I have about having 10 pound junk 🤔
I lived ^_^ and I genuinely am shocked how not bad I feel for having several bone chunks sawed out and discs altered and things sanded lol...
October 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I lived ^_^ and I genuinely am shocked how not bad I feel for having several bone chunks sawed out and discs altered and things sanded lol...