TheDesignerd
@thedesignerd.bsky.social
Designerd, gardenerd, book nerd, movie nerd, data nerd, bird nerd, news nerd, nerd nerd.
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
When the FedEx driver tries to hide the destroyed shipment before taking the delivery confirmation pic.
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
When the FedEx driver tries to hide the destroyed shipment before taking the delivery confirmation pic.
Found this recently in a bunch of old paperwork my mom gave me—from my 16-month pediatrician report. Rigged from the very start!
September 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Found this recently in a bunch of old paperwork my mom gave me—from my 16-month pediatrician report. Rigged from the very start!
I love when they’re fresh out of the nest & haven’t quite figured out how the bird feeder works yet.
August 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I love when they’re fresh out of the nest & haven’t quite figured out how the bird feeder works yet.
Couldn’t water the front porch plants yesterday because there was a violent gang in the area. 🐰🌱
July 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Couldn’t water the front porch plants yesterday because there was a violent gang in the area. 🐰🌱
Sorry, I can’t explain Tenet. But here are my parents’s dogs as Schwarzenegger & DeVito in Twins (1998).
July 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Sorry, I can’t explain Tenet. But here are my parents’s dogs as Schwarzenegger & DeVito in Twins (1998).
Two summers ago, our neighbors raised & released a bunch of bobwhites & a few hung out in our backyard for a month or so. This one musical fella was a regular on the patio.
June 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Two summers ago, our neighbors raised & released a bunch of bobwhites & a few hung out in our backyard for a month or so. This one musical fella was a regular on the patio.
For every lovely 🦚 photo on my phone, there are 10 of these…
May 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
For every lovely 🦚 photo on my phone, there are 10 of these…
Even weirder… when I searched Google for a book by this name, I found multiple shopping links with different authors. Not impossible, but the descriptions are oddly similar.
Goodreads (owned by Amazon), has more, with one authored by Grok and one authored by Asimov. 🤔
#booksky
Goodreads (owned by Amazon), has more, with one authored by Grok and one authored by Asimov. 🤔
#booksky
May 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Even weirder… when I searched Google for a book by this name, I found multiple shopping links with different authors. Not impossible, but the descriptions are oddly similar.
Goodreads (owned by Amazon), has more, with one authored by Grok and one authored by Asimov. 🤔
#booksky
Goodreads (owned by Amazon), has more, with one authored by Grok and one authored by Asimov. 🤔
#booksky
Hardware store cat in my town isn’t as helpful (but still a good girl).
May 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Hardware store cat in my town isn’t as helpful (but still a good girl).
Similar things happening here.
May 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Similar things happening here.
The neighborhood peacock is really showing his *ss today.
April 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The neighborhood peacock is really showing his *ss today.
In other news, the new camera bird feeder is definitely not squirrel-proof.
April 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
In other news, the new camera bird feeder is definitely not squirrel-proof.
I’ve nurtured and killed so many lavender plants over the years. This one that gets mostly neglected is absolutely thriving. Ahhh, the magic & mystery of gardening. 🌱
April 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’ve nurtured and killed so many lavender plants over the years. This one that gets mostly neglected is absolutely thriving. Ahhh, the magic & mystery of gardening. 🌱
We moved a chair onto the front porch where the neighbor’s peacock likes to strut in the hopes it might deter him from pooping in front of the door. He decided we were giving him a proper throne.
March 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
We moved a chair onto the front porch where the neighbor’s peacock likes to strut in the hopes it might deter him from pooping in front of the door. He decided we were giving him a proper throne.
I’m going to need at least a dozen more seasons of Detective Cordelia Cupp solving unsolvable murders with a side of birding. 🔪 🔎 🪶 #TheResidence #Shondaland
March 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’m going to need at least a dozen more seasons of Detective Cordelia Cupp solving unsolvable murders with a side of birding. 🔪 🔎 🪶 #TheResidence #Shondaland
Keep it!
The Boomers & even Greatest Gen in my fam walked so the rest of us could run (run = hoarding every “good box” that enters the house).
The Boomers & even Greatest Gen in my fam walked so the rest of us could run (run = hoarding every “good box” that enters the house).
February 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Keep it!
The Boomers & even Greatest Gen in my fam walked so the rest of us could run (run = hoarding every “good box” that enters the house).
The Boomers & even Greatest Gen in my fam walked so the rest of us could run (run = hoarding every “good box” that enters the house).
Not today, but most spring through fall days…
January 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Not today, but most spring through fall days…
December 26, 2024 at 7:36 PM
December 18, 2024 at 2:36 AM