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The Dark Rattler
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Single Dad
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Believer of human rights
Never turns down any opportunity to use a good pun
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I took a screenshot from IG because someone commented perfectly and I wanted to see how right they actually are a year from now.
cannon72 on Instagram says: They're checking the room temperature. Expect to see them in *gasp* more places at the same time, with photogs to get people used to the idea. My bet is a divorce next spring because it was too much & Usha wants to concentrate on raising their young children, a soft launch mid/late summer, engaged just before the midterms & a Christmas wedding because they prayed on it together & God gave them the sign they're soulmates. This was in response to the Erika Kirk and JD Vance picture posted above.
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Also, I know a lot of the book is redacted but Fair Game by Valerie Plame was a really good read when it first came out.
Cover for the book Fair Game: My Life as a Spy, My Betrayal by the White House by Valerie Plame
October 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Hiding in Plain Sight by Sarah Kendzior
Cover art for the book Hiding in Plain Sight by Sarah Kendzior
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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If You see This, Post 4 Female Characters You Love
Sally Field as Aunt May in The Amazing Spider-man movies. Marissa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito in the movie My Cousin Vinny. Iman Vellani as Kamala Khan/Ms. Marvel from the TV Series Ms. Marvel and the movie The Marvels. Julie Bowen as Claire Dunphy from the TV series Modern Family
October 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Respond with the same actor as a Hero and a Villain.
Gary Oldman played James Gordon in Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins, The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises. Gary Oldman played Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg in The Fifth Element, directed by Luc Besson.
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Creed Bratton from the TV Series, The Office saying, We had a funeral for a bird.
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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The worst candy to get on Halloween isn't even candy. It was these grotesque abominations to my pallet!
A picture of gross Popcorn Balls that some evil people who loved to see children suffer would routinely give out on Halloween night. Blech
October 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Without downloading any pics, describe what it's like to date you.
Reminder to never stop the HUSTLE Have a nap Use the couch for Napping Sleep during the day (nap) Take frequent naps Lie down and nap Enjoy a nice nap
October 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Four books to get to know me.

I included the Thrawn trilogy as one of the choices because there are no rules that I can't, so there!
Bob Newhart: I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This!: And Other Things that Strike Me as Funny Published September 19th, 2006 Into the Darkness (1999) is a fantasy novel by American writer Harry Turtledove, the first book in the Darkness series. The Thrawn trilogy, also known as the Heir to the Empire trilogy, is a trilogy of novels set in the Star Wars universe, written by Timothy Zahn between 1991 and 1993. The first book marked the end of a notable drought of new Star Wars material over a four-year period, between the 10th anniversary of the original 1977 film's release and the release of Heir to the Empire (1991). That's Amore A Son Remembers Dean Martin As fascination with the Rat Pack thrives in films and on television, Dean Martin remains one of the group's most enigmatic members. The Hollywood image of Dean Martin with a martini in one hand and a woman in the other continues to dominate public perception. Now, Dean's son Ricci reveals the husband and father few people knew, a man who hated parties, adored his mother-in-law, and found utter contentment in a slice of buttered bread. In That's Amore: A Son Remembers Dean Martin, Ricci Martin takes readers on a tour through his childhood, from the star-studded parties to the exploration of "three marriages, eight kids, one family," to the treasured one-on-one time he shared with his father. He also discusses Dean's first meeting with Jerry Lewis and divulges his father's version of the Martin and Lewis breakup. Ricci Martin addresses the key relationships in his father's life, allowing readers to view the Rat Pack years, "The Dean Martin Show," and Dean's divorce from Jeanne through a son's eyes. That's Amore reveals the triumphs, tragedies, and escapades that colored Ricci's childhood, including his brother Dean Paul's death. More than 100 photos from the private Martin family album enhance Ricci Martin's portrait of his father, creating a complete, honest picture of the Rat Pack legend.
October 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Albert: No, no, stop, I have to go back and clean off the plate! Your videos take too long, Monsieur!
Albert the Pug in desperation to eat more sweets off the plate his owner put out for him.
October 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I wonder if Mike Johnson will ask Trump if they can settle on a number of how many members are in said Party next.
Actor James Gregory, playing Senator John Iselin in the 1962 movie, the Manchurian Candidate that also starred Frank Sinatra, Angela Lansbury and Laurence Harvey. In this famous scene he says that he has prove they're are members of the Communist Party within the Department of Defense.
October 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Hidalgo is a 2004 epic biographical western film directed by Joe Johnston and written by John Fusco. Based on the legend of the American distance rider Frank Hopkins and his mustang Hidalgo, it recounts Hopkins' racing his horse in Arabia in 1891 against Bedouins riding pure-blooded Arabian horses. The film stars Viggo Mortensen, Zuleikha Robinson, and Omar Sharif. - Wikipedia
October 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I'm an adult. I'm having chocolate cake for breakfast.
A piece of chocolate cake with white chocolate chips on top. It's placed on a blue and white patterned plate.
October 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Until The Day, Till All Are One
#primeday
Prime Day has become too commercialized and everyone has forgotten the true meaning of the holiday. HE DIED FOR YOU, PEOPLE. Picture of Optimus Prime for the 1986 Transformers The Movie.
October 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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You know who didn't betray Godzilla?
@gailsimone.bsky.social

He knows who's in his corner.
Godzilla Makes A List of All The People Who Betrayed Him TOHO Studios Anguirus PEPSI CO. Elon Musk (He's probably on everybody's list to be honest) Ronnie Radke Clifford the Big Red Dog Minya My Own Son PenguinzO Ticketmaster Nintendo Jet Jaguar Mother Teresa The Mayor of Boise, Idaho Mr. Krabs T Pain Christian Weston Chandler Mark Zuckerberg
October 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Name your fav Cryptid.

Originally it was Nessie, but I think I just found a new one.

I give you Batsquatch
Artist rendering of Batsquatch. The Batsquatch is a flying cryptid that was allegedly seen near Mount St. Helens in the 1980s. It resembles a flying primate, similar to the Ahool and the Orang Bati of Southeast Asia, and its name is a portmanteau derived from the words "bat" and "Sasquatch". A witness allegedly took several pictures of the creature. However, these pictures have not yet been analyzed, and thus cannot prove the creature's existence. https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Batsquatch
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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I'm sure a lot of you were wondering so I'll set the record straight. No we aren't related.
NFL Stat that reads: Spencer Rattler will become the first QB drafted by the New Orleans Saints to win a game since 1998.
October 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Funny how this one saying is always proven to be true.
A meme using actress Natalia Dyer as Nancy Wheeler from the TV series, Stranger Things. She is dressed in a blue and white striped outfit with a hat that has the word "AHOY" written on it. She is holding a white board with the words, "Every Republican accusation is a confession." added to it.
October 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Quote with an actor (any gender) that you love who has never been nominated for an Academy Award (nor won an honorary one).

Meg Ryan.
Meg Ryan wearing a deep purple or navy dress with a necklace. " Best Performance: “When a Man Loves a Woman” (1994) Other notable performances: “When Harry Met Sally…” (1989), “Sleepless in Seattle” (1993), “City of Angels” (1998) An icon of romantic comedies and has charmed audiences worldwide, Meg Ryan rose to fame in the late 1980s and 1990s, becoming synonymous with the genre with hits like “When Harry Met Sally,” “Sleepless in Seattle,” and “You’ve Got Mail.” However, her role in the 1994 drama “When a Man Loves a Woman” showcased her range beyond the romantic comedy. As Alice Green, a woman grappling with alcoholism, her raw and authentic captures the complexity of the struggle with addiction and recovery. An actual departure from her more lighthearted roles that earned her a SAG nom, but Oscar failed to bite." From a Variety article "40 Actors Who Should Have Oscar Nominations by Now: Hugh Grant, Oscar Isaac, Zendaya and More" https://variety.com/lists/actors-that-should-have-oscars-nominations-ranked/
October 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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And in your Main Event

Seth Rollins vs Kenny Omega
Hypothetical wrestling match simulator Kenny Omega defeats Seth Rollins
September 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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A WrestleMania rematch

Bianca Belair vs Mercedes Moné
Hypothetical wrestling match simulator Mercedes Moné defeats Bianca Belair
September 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Next up

AJ Styles vs Swerve Strickland
Hypothetical wrestling match simulator AJ Styles defeats Swerve Strickland
September 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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In a "Wrestlers of the Multiverse" match

Dean Ambrose vs Jon Moxley
Hypothetical wrestling match simulator Jon Moxley defeats his other self, Dean Ambrose
September 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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In an absolute spot fest

The Usos vs The Young Bucks
Hypothetical wrestling match simulator The Usos defeat The Young Bucks
September 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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A dream match of two of the top Women's wrestlers today.

Stephanie Vaquer vs Thekla
Hypothetical wrestling match simulator Thekla defeats Stephanie Vaquer
September 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM